Stopped by the club on a...
Stopped by the club on a buzz through the Puget Sound as I headed back to Portland. Few regulars where there doing their thing but they didn't do much for me. No one that I was hoping to find was in so I decided to do some sampling.
I heard one girl stepped up her game but wasn't happening. And her huge breasts felt awful. I don't care if they are fake, but bad fakes are a turn off for me.
Tried another dancer who promised a good time but think she had more fun than I did.
One dancer made a pretty upfront offer and said she was good at it; but she wasn't attractive. Filed her away in my mind as Plan B just in case my sampling let me down.
Couple of girls looked promising. MILFy blonde but I couldn't get her attention; hung with one guy for a few hours. Another skinny blonde who was small up top but had a great looking butt showed up. Would have tried he out but finally this slender dancer with dark hair approached me. Back to the VIP and off to the races. Finished with a good time. Just wish I didn't have to run the gauntlet to get there.
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