Reviews by foxblocker

First visit to Jimmy's since it relocated to the new location across the road a few years ago. The location is much larger, fancier, and higher end. The girls were almost all very attractive (7+), and good dancers. The routines rotate between three stages (one dance per stage), so there is a constant turnover for stage tipping. Drink prices were reasonable, the DJ was not overbearing. The only downside was that, despite dropping a pretty good bit of money in stage tips, the dancers seemed to all immediately go back to sit with regulars who did not even bother to tip, and did not seem to take them into the private dance room. As a result, I eventually got fed up and left, and never got to see what the private dance room or the dances themselves were like.

Unfulfilled potential. Dancers are surprisingly attractive on the whole, mostly Tennessee country girls. Sets move quickly, mostly one song and off. Biggest issue is the completely overbearing oversight in the VIP room. First, $40 a dance is pretty high, although the one way contact is OK. But the bouncer strictly enforces the hands on the arms of the couch rule to the ridiculous extent that I got fussed at for covering my nose while I sneezed! The other disconcerting part was that neither dancer I got a VIP from ever stopped talking during the whole dance, with one going on and on about looking forward to Thanksgiving for lemon icebox pie.

Visited for the first time in over a year and was about the same as previous visits. Girls ran the gamut, from middle of the road to some very attractive ones. Came earlier in the night than usual, and the night shift was just starting, and stage dances were sporadic at best. Not long into the evening made friends with a dancer named Desmond and we had several private dances that got rather up close and personal and very rewarding. She was cute, but not the most attractive dancer there, but her attitude more than made up for it. The evening went by quickly and was far better than a hotel room.

Club was very crowded for a Thursday night. Downside was that it was hard to get a drink - had to basically go to the bar for self serv, since waiting on the one waitress would take all night. Wide variety of dancers, white, black, Asian, Hispanic - but almost all very attractive and able to dance (the two don't always come together). Stage dances were to full-length songs, and tips were well-rewarded. Couch dances in back were better than any I have had between Tampa and Houston, and a trip to the VIP with a certain older but experienced dancer was well worth the investment. Now I just have to find a reason to go back to Pensacola.

Not impressed at all. The music was too loud. The dances were too airy. The push was too heavy for the champagne room -- and for $150 for an hour plus $300 tip -- by three different dancers within the first twenty minutes I was there. I at least like it when the dancers make it look like they are interested in something other than your wallet. I left quickly, while still on my first beer.

In Manhattan on business, back for a visit to this club for the first time in about a year. Still a good mix of beautiful girls, with all different nationalities mixed in for good measure. Watch out for the ones from Eastern Europe -- the dances are more aggressive, but the girls are also more pushy. Bouncers can be a pain in the rear - they keep pushing for you to take the girl to VIP, but I have never found that worth the extra investment here, either in added privacy or attention from the dancer. Drinks are no more expensive than most any bar in NYC. And the massage girl is a real plus!

First trip and I was more impressed than I was prepared to be. Other than the $10 cover, which was a little much for Birmingham, prices were not out of line. $10 table dances were reasonable, and enjoyable more than I had expected. Spent some time with a young dancer who had recently moved from the Miami area and was very favorably impressed. I will return as soon as I am back in the State.

Was in town for a conference and went to my old haunt at the Palace. The girls have chifted much more heavily from Asian to Hispanic. They were mostly very attractive, still very quick to display everything God gave them, and several were pretty up close and personal as you visited the tip rail. I also had a chance to visit privately with Sierra, who was about an 8.5 in looks and above that in attitude and cooperation. I thoroughly enjoyed the evening, although I have to admit that beer prices continue to go through the roof. Still, although DC is one of the worst towns in the world for clubs, this is probably the best to go to while you are in town.

Business meeting in Atlanta, and after several hours of discussion, the client wanted to hit Cheetah's. I'm not a big fan of Atlanta clubs, but have to admit that Cheetah always does have off-the-chart girls in terms of looks, but the atmosphere under local rules leaves a little to be desired. And make sure you have plenty of money - it seems to go faster than most places. But I will still give it a 7 since I closed the deal with the client while we were there.

Visited on a Thursday night. Had the best time I've ever had at the Frog. Dancers are still basically all Oriental. The lap dances are a little more expensive than I usually like, but you can negotiate some special treatment and some multi-song specials. On the downside, the private dances aren't private at all, but are pretty much right out in front of everybody. Doesn't seem to bother the girls, however, so I tried to not let it bother me.

First time back at the Palace in a couple of years or so, and it really seems recent reviews are right - the place is looking up. Dancers were more interactive than the last couple of trips I remember. DC will never be a great place for contact given the lap dance rules, but I bought an attractive Latino dancer a couple of drinks and we got to know each other quite well up in the dark corner away from the bar. For some tips the size of normal lap dance fees, I had a wonderful time and left happy to walk back up the street to my hotel.

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay for a while. After a few minutes, a very attractive dancer came by and sat for a few minutes and then asked if I was interested in a private dance. It was disappointing - in a large room with lots of other couples, no privacy, and no contact. Although she pushed for followups, I declined and went back out to the big room. Then Princess approached. And was she smoother. For the same prices, we did nude instead of topless, private room instead of larger room, and more contact than I anticipated in the current SF climate. I left happy but will go back.

Another visit to Fantasia, and was less than overwhelmed. There were only about 4 dancers, and a pretty packed club of customers, so getting attention was difficult. Then, after being sold on a VIP by Foxy, when we got upstairs either her prices went up or her performance went down, resulting in a very disappointing outcome. She then tried to get a phone number out of me, to stay in touch. Sorry.

Here on a Wednesday night, and for mid-week, the club was busy. A lot of dancers, crazier mood in the club than the last couple of times I was in town. Spent most of the evening in back with J.D., who was about a 9 and gave dances that were 10+. They got even better when her roommate Chastity joined us. Still the best place in Mobile by far.

Club has a nice lay-out. Was here on a weeknight, and the crowd was rather sparse, but the five dancers were better than you usually find in cities the size of Columbus. Club gets downgraded due to the changes in Columbus over the last few years. Can't even hand the stage tips to the dancers, but have to lay them down on stage. And don't even think about decent private dances.

Visited here for the first time, and have to say it is the best club in the Columbus area. Even then, that doesn't measure up to the glory days of Columbus about 10 years ago. The dancers were all 7 and above. One, Nikki, was a college girl and a real knock out, even though it was only her third day dancing. Comfortable club, and I'll return next time in Columbus.

Went during day shift. Crowd was rather sparse - more dancers than customers, but they were still laid back enough to not "want a dance?" you to death. Not long after arriving, latched onto Lexi for a private dance, and she more than made up for the lack of alcohol. She pushed a lot of boundaries, and I left happier than I have been in a long time. Not only does she give a great dance, but she is beautiful on top of it.

Was here on a Saturday night. The place was packed - but half the crowd was couples. Unfortunately, most of the girls that weren't dancing were hotter than the dancers. Was the worst set of dancers I've seen in any of my numerous visits here, although I haven't been in for about three months. Don't know if things have gotten this rough, or just caught it on a bad night. Then went up for a VIP with Passion. She said all the right things downstairs, did all the wrong things upstairs. It's always a learning experience.

Went here on a business trip back to DC for the first time in a couple of years. Royal Palace is a comfortable low end type of club, the dancers are not as glitzy as some of the other clubs in town, but put on a good show, and with the right girl a few stage tips and a drink purchase can lead to a very productive evening. The crowd was, as usual, a mix of blue and white collar. The waitresses are still pushy. It isn't the best club, but then DC isn't the best town for clubs. All in all, I'm not sure you do any better in town.

Still has the best selection of dancers in Mobile. Also has the best and most productive champagne room and private dances of anyplace in Alabama, other than Huntsville. Still, you need to be careful about dancer selection, as some are more interested in the credit limit than your enjoyment.

Now called Diva's, and run by the people who used to run Jerry's Cabaret, which is closed. Went on a Thursday night, and the place was very crowded, more so than I had ever seen the club under previous management. A good mix of dancers. Had a fun evening of companionship with a Russian dancer (yes, even in Mobile), who started off seeming very shy and demure, but ended the evening very up close and personal. The change is a definite upgrade, and I'll try it again.

Made my first day shift visit to Fantasia, on a Saturday afternoon. Small crowd, about 5 dancers. After watching a stage rotation and having a couple of beers, had a VIP from Platinum, an attractive African-American dancer with a great body, maybe a few too many tattoos for my preference. Went for the five song version upstairs, and was completely pleased with her dancing. Would highly recommend her talents.

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Stayed long enough for a couple of stage dances, and one lap from Michelle, a ten in looks, but needs guidance on the dancing. There was plenty of contact from her end, but none from my end - she insisted that my hands stay planted palms down on the bench seat next to my legs. The contact from her was also so aggressive it was downright painful. One dance, and I retreated immediately. All this and no liquor, too.

Went back to this club twice last week. Both times had great dances from a girl from the Czech Republic named Jana. Really affectionate and knew how to dance. The only downside to the evenings was the constant pressure from the hostess to take Jana into the Champagne Room, even though I said I wasn't interested in spending that much money.

Pretty crowded on a weeknight, but still comfortable feeling around the stage. Night cover was $15. There were a lot of dancers, and they were almost all far above average. Had a great neck massage from one dancer. Also had several dances from a couple of different Russian dancers that were great. If you have a chance to catch Tiffany, do it. You won't be disappointed.