Reviews by lopaw

I haven't been to SRCOI on a weekend dayshift since there are so few dancers usually working, and across the street at Synn I know that there are typically 10-15 girls on dayshift every day.…

It had been awhile since my last visit to Paradise, so I was overdue. Got there before 1pm so admission was free. I had checked the RTRC before heading over and was pleasantly surprised to…

I visit this club every few months, just to see if things are improving in terms of dancer attitude, mileage, etc. Nope. Just more of the same. Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, knowing that the…

I've been to this club a few times, and for me either it's a complete hit, or a miserable miss. This past visit was a hit. Parking is easy since the club is in a…

Started out my day in the SFV visiting a couple of other clubs, but they were so dead that I didn't stay in any of them more than a few minutes. By the time I…

Been a while since I had visited TL, so I was overdue for a visit. Went on an early Wednesday afternoon. The club interior has been described here to death, so I won't repeat it.…

As the reviewer before me noted, this club is really starting to hit the skids. Visited on a Saturday afternoon. About 6 or 7 dancers there. Was approached by one dancer (by far the…

I don't care much for topless joints, since I don't really drink booze and I prefer total nudity. But Satin is the only club in the COI that I hadn't visited yet, so I figured…

After a pretty crappy first visit to Sahara, I used an app to see what other stripclubs were in the area, and the Dirty Bird was just down the street.....so I decided it was the perfect…

I really want to like this club, and often will make an effort to stop by when I am in the area. The biggest problem here are the lazy dancers who hide in the DR…

First visit to club. Fought horrific west side traffic to check this place out. Used phone pass to waive cover (I had to show my phone to the camera - weird!) And prepaid $10 for…

Got there in the afternoon. Plenty of stripmall parking. I asked the door guy if they would accept a pass from Synn, and he said yeah since they were competition. I guess I never thought…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. This place was formally Vivid, but they apparently couldn't make the place work. Large parking lot in an industrial area with not alot of traffic around. Guy at door was…

Finally made it all the way out to Upland, home of the infamous Tropical Lei. After hearing alot of good things about the place I decided to take a long lunch break (!) on a…

Finally got to visit 4Play. Heard alot about the quality of the dancers there, and I was very curious to compare them to the high quality that I typically find at Bare Elegance-LAX. First off parking…

Hadn't been to this club in a while, and the last time I was there it sucked royally, so I figured that it's time to see if it still sucked. Well, it doesn't. I walked…

Been awhile since my last visit to Ecstasy Theatre. Went on a Saturday afternoon to see if the daytime talent was still good. Yes, indeed it is. Paid the $24 ($10 cover + 2 drinks)…

Returned to check out this club (one of my faves) after hearing that it was under new ownership. Arrived on a weekday afternoon. Was told that there were 7 dancers working. Free admission w/ website…

This was my second visit to Oddball. I am a regular of its sister club Bare Elegance-LAX, so I was hoping on my second visit that the dancer quality would be a bit better and…

I always make it a point to visit this club when I am in town. I grabbed one of those adult rag newspapers from the sidewalk dispenser for a get in free coupon, which they…

Stopped by here on the way walking back to my hotel. No cover during the daytime. Saw a handful of dancers, most in the 5-6 range. Grabbed a soda and took a seat. A few…

Hadn't been to GGG in a while and wanted to see if anything had changed. Walked in around 9pm and although there is no cover charge, they rape you in drink prices. Had to pre-buy…

Haven't reviewed my fave club in a long time, so here goes. Got to the club after work on a Wed afternoon. Paid the $5 valet charge (parked the car myself but had to pay anyway)…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was told that there were only 2 dancers working. Turns out I knew one of them. Club is pretty small but laid out well. I…

Stopped by here on a Saturday afternoon. Was told that 5 dancers were working. During 30 minutes that I was there they called one dancer on stage. I'd rate her looks a 4. I sat…