Reviews

I've been to this club a few times, and for me either it's a complete hit, or a miserable miss. This past visit was a hit. Parking is easy since the club is in a…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

An Afternoon Visit

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Started out my day in the SFV visiting a couple of other clubs, but they were so dead that I didn't stay in any of them more than a few minutes. By the time I…

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

An Interesting TL Visit

Been a while since I had visited TL, so I was overdue for a visit. Went on an early Wednesday afternoon. The club interior has been described here to death, so I won't repeat it.…

10 yrs ago3

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, CA

This club used to be worthwhile. What happened???

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

As the reviewer before me noted, this club is really starting to hit the skids. Visited on a Saturday afternoon. About 6 or 7 dancers there. Was approached by one dancer (by far the…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, CA

First time visit

I don't care much for topless joints, since I don't really drink booze and I prefer total nudity. But Satin is the only club in the COI that I hadn't visited yet, so I figured…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

After a pretty crappy first visit...

After a pretty crappy first visit to Sahara, I used an app to see what other stripclubs were in the area, and the Dirty Bird was just down the street.....so I decided it was the perfect…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

I really want to like this...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I really want to like this club, and often will make an effort to stop by when I am in the area. The biggest problem here are the lazy dancers who hide in the DR…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, CA

First visit to club. Fought horrific...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First visit to club. Fought horrific west side traffic to check this place out. Used phone pass to waive cover (I had to show my phone to the camera - weird!) And prepaid $10 for…

11 yrs ago1

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Got there in the afternoon. Plenty...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Got there in the afternoon. Plenty of stripmall parking. I asked the door guy if they would accept a pass from Synn, and he said yeah since they were competition. I guess I never thought…

Sky International Exotic Cabaret

Wilmington, CA

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. This...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. This place was formally Vivid, but they apparently couldn't make the place work. Large parking lot in an industrial area with not alot of traffic around. Guy at door was…

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

Finally made it all the way...

Finally made it all the way out to Upland, home of the infamous Tropical Lei. After hearing alot of good things about the place I decided to take a long lunch break (!) on a…

11 yrs ago2

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Finally got to visit 4Play. Heard...

Finally got to visit 4Play. Heard alot about the quality of the dancers there, and I was very curious to compare them to the high quality that I typically find at Bare Elegance-LAX. First off parking…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in a while, and the last time I was there it sucked royally, so I figured that it's time to see if it still sucked. Well, it doesn't. I walked…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, CA

Been awhile since my last visit...

Been awhile since my last visit to Ecstasy Theatre. Went on a Saturday afternoon to see if the daytime talent was still good. Yes, indeed it is. Paid the $24 ($10 cover + 2 drinks)…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Returned to check out this club...

Returned to check out this club (one of my faves) after hearing that it was under new ownership. Arrived on a weekday afternoon. Was told that there were 7 dancers working. Free admission w/ website…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, CA

This was my second visit to...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was my second visit to Oddball. I am a regular of its sister club Bare Elegance-LAX, so I was hoping on my second visit that the dancer quality would be a bit better and…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Stopped by here on the way...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped by here on the way walking back to my hotel. No cover during the daytime. Saw a handful of dancers, most in the 5-6 range. Grabbed a soda and took a seat. A few…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, NV

Hadn't been to GGG in a...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Hadn't been to GGG in a while and wanted to see if anything had changed. Walked in around 9pm and although there is no cover charge, they rape you in drink prices. Had to pre-buy…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I always make it a point...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I always make it a point to visit this club when I am in town. I grabbed one of those adult rag newspapers from the sidewalk dispenser for a get in free coupon, which they…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Haven't reviewed my fave club in...

Haven't reviewed my fave club in a long time, so here goes. Got to the club after work on a Wed afternoon. Paid the $5 valet charge (parked the car myself but had to pay anyway)…

11 yrs ago1

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Paid...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was told that there were only 2 dancers working. Turns out I knew one of them. Club is pretty small but laid out well. I…