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Palomino
North Las Vegas, NV
Wow, I had a really amazing time at this club. It probably had lots to with that it was a Sunday and there were as many dancers as customers, so there wasn't any competition.…
hlucasus· 11 yrs agolast: 10 yrs ago 1 1Pussycat's
Las Vegas, NV
I had to check this club out because it was the highest overall rated on TUSCL. My opinion, don't waste your time here unless you like a very different strip club experience. The staff is…
hlucasus· 11 yrs agoSundowner
Niagara Falls, ON
Wow, boy is this club is fun. I can't really describe it any other way. It was Monday at 4pm and our group shouldn't have had such a great time. It defies logic but…
hlucasus· 14 yrs agoMidway Invader
Mississauga, ON
This club is a slightly smaller version of New Locomotion. It's a bit of a maze to get to it through all the industrial buildings however it has great parking and very well lit.…
hlucasus· 14 yrs agoJay Jay's Inn
Mississauga, ON
There isn't any good reason to go to this club. A friend and I showed up at 7 and the club had 3 people in it. A bar tender, another customer, and a…
hlucasus· 14 yrs agoExotic City
Mississauga, ON
This place is a dump. I've been to many strip clubs across North America and this is near the bottom. The club is a long narrow room, with a stage in the middle and a…
hlucasus· 15 yrs agoNew Locomotion Club
Mississauga, ON
This club reminds me of my high school gym set up for a play but girls are stripping on stage. There's a bunch of tv's showing sports, and some showing porn (I really don't like…
hlucasus· 15 yrs ago 2Fantasy Girls
Reno, NV
I've only been to this club midweek during the day. It has the best dance deals ($10 between 1-3) and ridiculously cheap beer. The quality of the ladies isn't bad, a few head…
hlucasus· 15 yrs ago 1Men's Club of Reno
Reno, NV
I was hungry, so I stopped off for the breakfast buffet and to see some boobs. The club reminds me of a high end restaurant. There's a pair of stages and some mediocre dancers. I…
hlucasus· 15 yrs agoIndustrial Strip
Hammond, IN
I've never seen a strip club with a monitor listing the girls in the club and the order they will be appearing on the stages. Pretty fricking cool, and it was very full.…
hlucasus· 15 yrs ago 1The Den Gentlemen's Club
Cheyenne, WY
This club is in the middle of nowhere, however once you get past the I'll get abducted by aliens feeling and arrive it's a friendly fun place to be in. I spent all evening…
hlucasus· 15 yrs agoSouthern X-Posure Downtown
Salt Lake City, UT
I've been all over and the ladies on the mini-stages were hot, very naked and got very close when you tip a dollar. It's Utah, but they would hold their own pretty much anywhere…
hlucasus· 15 yrs agoPure Gold
Oakville, ON
My buddy and I have a rule for staying at a strip club, you need to see 3 dancers in a row and the group has to average 7. Lemme tell ya, Pure Gold…
hlucasus· 16 yrs agoThe LumberYard
Des Moines, IA
This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the last stage which…
hlucasus· 16 yrs agoSouthern X-Posure
West Wendover, NV
You have to have realistic expectations when you're pretty much in the middle of nowhere between Reno and Salt Lake City. It's not bad. The club itself is dark and has a dive bar feel.…
hlucasus· 16 yrs ago 1The Minx Show Palace
Des Moines, IA
A $10 cover is high for this mediocre club. The ladies and staff were very friendly, and the BYOB makes this club palatable. The girls were all about a 5,6s, a random 7 in there,…
hlucasus· 16 yrs agoClub O
Homewood, IL
I was on a road trip and I saw the sign along the highway. I decided to take a break and see some titties. Of course I was the first and only guy in…
hlucasus· 16 yrs agoBoogie Nights
Harvey, IL
You'll either like this club or you don't, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I parked my car and got harassed by some crackhead wanting to wash or watch my car. The…
hlucasus· 16 yrs ago 1Rick's Cabaret Denver
Denver, CO
It's located in a bright part of downtown Denver, near the Convention center. The club was really posh, with at least 4 stages and lots of girls. The were quite a few 8's…
hlucasus· 17 yrs agoBeach Girls
West Des Moines, IA
I stopped off here on a road trip. It's a creepy drive in, exit the highway and it's very desolate, there's fog everywhere, cross the train tracks and then a gravel road. However,…
hlucasus· 17 yrs agoHouse Of Lancaster
Toronto, ON
It has a lot of TVs and a neon stage. It had the scariest kitchen I'd ever seen. The chairs were terribly uncomfortable. The drinks were expensive. The girls were well below…
hlucasus· 17 yrs agoBrass Rail Tavern
Toronto, ON
Nice club, no cover and lots of dancers. Most appear to be in their late 20s to mid 30s with fake breasts and strong accents, definitely a few hot bodies were there. The…
hlucasus· 17 yrs agoFilmores
Toronto, ON
An amazingly nice club in a sketch part of town. There were a handful of girls, and only 2 were decent. $7.75 for a beer. The girls were friendly and a bit…
hlucasus· 17 yrs ago 1Club Paradise
Toronto, ON
Wow! There are so many dancers and the lowest may be an 8. Amazing bodies, great dancing and fun personalities, you can't ask for more. For a good time jump up on stage…
hlucasus· 17 yrs agoUpper Brass
Toronto, ON
I was disappointed with this club. I was expecting a much higher caliber of women for the $20 cover and $7.50 bottles of Canadian, but most of the ladies appeared to be in their…
hlucasus· 17 yrs ago 1
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