hlucasus

Ontario

Reviews by hlucasus

• review

  9 years ago
  Palomino

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Wow, I had a really amazing...

  Wow, I had a really amazing time at this club. It probably had lots to with that it was a Sunday and there were as many dancers as customers, so there wasn't any...
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  9 years ago

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  MikeCorleone
• review

  10 years ago
  Pussycat's

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  I had to check this club...

  I had to check this club out because it was the highest overall rated on TUSCL. My opinion, don't waste your time here unless you like a very different strip club experience. The staff...
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  13 years ago
  Sundowner

  Niagara Falls, Ontario
  Wow, boy is this club is...

  Wow, boy is this club is fun. I can't really describe it any other way. It was Monday at 4pm and our group shouldn't have had such a great time. It defies logic...
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  13 years ago
  Midway Invader

  Mississauga, Ontario
  This club is a slightly smaller...

  This club is a slightly smaller version of New Locomotion. It's a bit of a maze to get to it through all the industrial buildings however it has great parking and very well...
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  13 years ago
  Jay Jay's Inn

  Mississauga, Ontario
  There isn't any good reason to...

  There isn't any good reason to go to this club. A friend and I showed up at 7 and the club had 3 people in it. A bar tender, another customer, and...
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  14 years ago
  Exotic City

  Mississauga, Ontario
  This place is a dump. I've...

  This place is a dump. I've been to many strip clubs across North America and this is near the bottom. The club is a long narrow room, with a stage in the middle and...
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  14 years ago
  New Locomotion Club

  Mississauga, Ontario
  This club reminds me of my...

  This club reminds me of my high school gym set up for a play but girls are stripping on stage. There's a bunch of tv's showing sports, and some showing porn (I really don't...
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  14 years ago
  Fantasy Girls

  Reno, Nevada
  I've only been to this club...

  I've only been to this club midweek during the day. It has the best dance deals ($10 between 1-3) and ridiculously cheap beer. The quality of the ladies isn't bad, a few...
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  14 years ago
  Men's Club of Reno

  Reno, Nevada
  I was hungry, so I stopped...

  I was hungry, so I stopped off for the breakfast buffet and to see some boobs. The club reminds me of a high end restaurant. There's a pair of stages and some mediocre dancers....
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  14 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  I've never seen a strip club...

  I've never seen a strip club with a monitor listing the girls in the club and the order they will be appearing on the stages. Pretty fricking cool, and it was very full....
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  14 years ago
  The Den Gentlemen's Club

  Cheyenne, Wyoming
  This club is in the middle...

  This club is in the middle of nowhere, however once you get past the I'll get abducted by aliens feeling and arrive it's a friendly fun place to be in. I spent all...
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  14 years ago
  Southern X-Posure Downtown

  Salt Lake City, Utah
  I've been all over and the...

  I've been all over and the ladies on the mini-stages were hot, very naked and got very close when you tip a dollar. It's Utah, but they would hold their own pretty much...
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  15 years ago
  Pure Gold

  Oakville, Ontario
  My buddy and I have a...

  My buddy and I have a rule for staying at a strip club, you need to see 3 dancers in a row and the group has to average 7. Lemme tell ya, Pure...
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  15 years ago
  The LumberYard

  Des Moines, Iowa
  This club is huge, 3 stages...

  This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the last stage...
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  15 years ago
  Southern X-Posure

  West Wendover, Nevada
  You have to have realistic expectations...

  You have to have realistic expectations when you're pretty much in the middle of nowhere between Reno and Salt Lake City. It's not bad. The club itself is dark and has a dive bar...
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  15 years ago
  The Minx Show Palace

  Des Moines, Iowa
  A $10 cover is high for...

  A $10 cover is high for this mediocre club. The ladies and staff were very friendly, and the BYOB makes this club palatable. The girls were all about a 5,6s, a random 7 in...
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  15 years ago
  Club O

  Homewood, Illinois
  I was on a road trip...

  I was on a road trip and I saw the sign along the highway. I decided to take a break and see some titties. Of course I was the first and only guy...
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  15 years ago
  Boogie Nights

  Harvey, Illinois
  You'll either like this club or...

  You'll either like this club or you don't, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I parked my car and got harassed by some crackhead wanting to wash or watch my car. ...
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  15 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret Denver

  Denver, Colorado
  It's located in a bright part...

  It's located in a bright part of downtown Denver, near the Convention center. The club was really posh, with at least 4 stages and lots of girls. The were quite a few...
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  15 years ago
  Beach Girls

  West Des Moines, Iowa
  I stopped off here on a...

  I stopped off here on a road trip. It's a creepy drive in, exit the highway and it's very desolate, there's fog everywhere, cross the train tracks and then a gravel road. ...
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  15 years ago
  House Of Lancaster

  Toronto, Ontario
  It has a lot of TVs...

  It has a lot of TVs and a neon stage. It had the scariest kitchen I'd ever seen. The chairs were terribly uncomfortable. The drinks were expensive. The girls were well...
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  15 years ago
  Brass Rail Tavern

  Toronto, Ontario
  Nice club, no cover and lots...

  Nice club, no cover and lots of dancers. Most appear to be in their late 20s to mid 30s with fake breasts and strong accents, definitely a few hot bodies were there. ...
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  15 years ago
  Filmores

  Toronto, Ontario
  An amazingly nice club in a...

  An amazingly nice club in a sketch part of town. There were a handful of girls, and only 2 were decent. $7.75 for a beer. The girls were friendly and a...
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  16 years ago
  Club Paradise

  Toronto, Ontario
  Wow! There are so many dancers...

  Wow! There are so many dancers and the lowest may be an 8. Amazing bodies, great dancing and fun personalities, you can't ask for more. For a good time jump up on...