Reviews

25 reviews by hlucasus

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Wow, I had a really amazing...

Wow, I had a really amazing time at this club. It probably had lots to with that it was a Sunday and there were as many dancers as customers, so there wasn't any competition.…

11 yrs ago1

Pussycat's

Las Vegas, NV

I had to check this club...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had to check this club out because it was the highest overall rated on TUSCL. My opinion, don't waste your time here unless you like a very different strip club experience. The staff is…

11 yrs ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Wow, boy is this club is...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Wow, boy is this club is fun. I can't really describe it any other way. It was Monday at 4pm and our group shouldn't have had such a great time. It defies logic but…

14 yrs ago

Midway Invader

Mississauga, ON

This club is a slightly smaller...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club is a slightly smaller version of New Locomotion. It's a bit of a maze to get to it through all the industrial buildings however it has great parking and very well lit.…

14 yrs ago

Jay Jay's Inn

Mississauga, ON

There isn't any good reason to...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

There isn't any good reason to go to this club. A friend and I showed up at 7 and the club had 3 people in it. A bar tender, another customer, and a…

14 yrs ago

Exotic City

Mississauga, ON

This place is a dump. I've...

★★★★★★2.0/10

This place is a dump. I've been to many strip clubs across North America and this is near the bottom. The club is a long narrow room, with a stage in the middle and a…

15 yrs ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

This club reminds me of my...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This club reminds me of my high school gym set up for a play but girls are stripping on stage. There's a bunch of tv's showing sports, and some showing porn (I really don't like…

15 yrs ago

Fantasy Girls

Reno, NV

I've only been to this club...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've only been to this club midweek during the day. It has the best dance deals ($10 between 1-3) and ridiculously cheap beer. The quality of the ladies isn't bad, a few head…

16 yrs ago

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, NV

I was hungry, so I stopped...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was hungry, so I stopped off for the breakfast buffet and to see some boobs. The club reminds me of a high end restaurant. There's a pair of stages and some mediocre dancers. I…

16 yrs ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

I've never seen a strip club...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've never seen a strip club with a monitor listing the girls in the club and the order they will be appearing on the stages. Pretty fricking cool, and it was very full.…

16 yrs ago

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, WY

This club is in the middle...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club is in the middle of nowhere, however once you get past the I'll get abducted by aliens feeling and arrive it's a friendly fun place to be in. I spent all evening…

16 yrs ago

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, UT

I've been all over and the...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've been all over and the ladies on the mini-stages were hot, very naked and got very close when you tip a dollar. It's Utah, but they would hold their own pretty much anywhere…

16 yrs ago

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

My buddy and I have a...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

My buddy and I have a rule for staying at a strip club, you need to see 3 dancers in a row and the group has to average 7. Lemme tell ya, Pure Gold…

16 yrs ago

The LumberYard

Des Moines, IA

This club is huge, 3 stages...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the last stage which…

16 yrs ago

Southern X-Posure

West Wendover, NV

You have to have realistic expectations...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

You have to have realistic expectations when you're pretty much in the middle of nowhere between Reno and Salt Lake City. It's not bad. The club itself is dark and has a dive bar feel.…

16 yrs ago

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, IA

A $10 cover is high for...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

A $10 cover is high for this mediocre club. The ladies and staff were very friendly, and the BYOB makes this club palatable. The girls were all about a 5,6s, a random 7 in there,…

16 yrs ago

Club O

Homewood, IL

I was on a road trip...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was on a road trip and I saw the sign along the highway. I decided to take a break and see some titties. Of course I was the first and only guy in…

16 yrs ago

Boogie Nights

Harvey, IL

You'll either like this club or...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

You'll either like this club or you don't, it just wasn't my cup of tea. I parked my car and got harassed by some crackhead wanting to wash or watch my car. The…

16 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

It's located in a bright part...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It's located in a bright part of downtown Denver, near the Convention center. The club was really posh, with at least 4 stages and lots of girls. The were quite a few 8's…

17 yrs ago

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, IA

I stopped off here on a...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I stopped off here on a road trip. It's a creepy drive in, exit the highway and it's very desolate, there's fog everywhere, cross the train tracks and then a gravel road. However,…

17 yrs ago

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, ON

It has a lot of TVs...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It has a lot of TVs and a neon stage. It had the scariest kitchen I'd ever seen. The chairs were terribly uncomfortable. The drinks were expensive. The girls were well below…

17 yrs ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Nice club, no cover and lots...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Nice club, no cover and lots of dancers. Most appear to be in their late 20s to mid 30s with fake breasts and strong accents, definitely a few hot bodies were there. The…

17 yrs ago

Filmores

Toronto, ON

An amazingly nice club in a...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

An amazingly nice club in a sketch part of town. There were a handful of girls, and only 2 were decent. $7.75 for a beer. The girls were friendly and a bit…

17 yrs ago

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Wow! There are so many dancers...

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Wow! There are so many dancers and the lowest may be an 8. Amazing bodies, great dancing and fun personalities, you can't ask for more. For a good time jump up on stage…

17 yrs ago

Upper Brass

Toronto, ON

I was disappointed with this club....

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was disappointed with this club. I was expecting a much higher caliber of women for the $20 cover and $7.50 bottles of Canadian, but most of the ladies appeared to be in their…

17 yrs ago