This club reminds me of my...

This club reminds me of my high school gym set up for a play but girls are stripping on stage. There's a bunch of tv's showing sports, and some showing porn (I really don't like that). The drink are expensive, around $8 each and watered down. The stage is so massive that there isn't a good spot. The ladies are mediocre at best, and the DJ is awful. Why would people come here? Ahh, the lap dances. You can easily negotiate a $10 offer, and extras are offered before a song starts. In addition, you occasionally find a gal that's on her first nign dancing, she's ridiculously hot and out of place, and lasts just that day. This place is dirty, and my buddies love it. I like it sometimes. Check it out, occasionally you'll have a fantastic night. Important: don't drink and drive anywhere near the club, the cops pull you over without cause and will arrest for DUI if you've had anything alcoholic to drink.