This place is a dump. I've...

This place is a dump. I've been to many strip clubs across North America and this is near the bottom.

The club is a long narrow room, with a stage in the middle and a bar across from it. The stage is laughable, it's more of a 6" elevated floor with awful lighting. The talent was mediocre at best, a few 4's and 5's and the DJ was skipping songs at 10pm. It's so dark in there you can barely see the girls, sadly that's a good thing. There's a big open room by the entrance where most of the dancers seemed to be drinking with customers. It had a house party feel. Hardly anyone was watching the stage show. We were never approached for lap dances.

The beer was $4 and a diet coke was $5.25 and tasted off. The front room had a big crew of thuggish folks at the front, like pimps, just corralling all the women. There was another area across from the front room with couches and wrestling on TV. I have no clue what kind of strip club this is, but it's an embarrassment. Avoid at all costs.