Reviews by Monsi
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320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
I went on a very slow...
I went on a very slow night, under the mistaken idea that the usual hustle might be off. But nope -- the hustle was in full swing! There appear to be two types…
Feb 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
Private Eyes
320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
Not much to look at, but...
Not much to look at, but a few hotties that stood out (and were very busy accordingly). Dancers were nice, but very hands-off. Russian/Lithuanian import type with inverse ration of looks/coolness. Small,…
Dec 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
Pink Poodle
328 South Bascom Ave
San Jose, CA 95128
Had time to kill before an...
Had time to kill before an event, so dropped by. Given the low-rent exterior, my expectations were very low. I was expecting some rather plump, overly and cheaply inked druggies. And there…
Oct 31, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mardi Gras Lounge
6300 Powers Ferry Rd NW
Atlanta, GA 30339
Cool place - worth checking out....
Cool place - worth checking out. Much more of a neighborhood bar feel than big cheesy strip club. I was suprised at how many people were there on a Tuesday night. Seemed…
Aug 23, 2009, 12:00 AM
Allstar's Gentlemens Club
11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
Very much hit or miss. ...
Very much hit or miss. Atmosphere is ten years out of date. My buddy and I chatted up a couple smoking hot gals that had time to kill, it appeared. They said…
May 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Outstanding girls, with great attitude. ...
Outstanding girls, with great attitude. It was nice to be in a place where the strippers actually can hold a conversation -- mainly college girls working their way though. I wish I knew…
Nov 30, 2008, 12:00 AM
The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte
200 W Woodlawn Rd
Charlotte, NC 28217
For what was described as a...
For what was described as a "pretty good" night, this place was really pretty dead. The girls were nice, and tried to pour on the Southern charm ... but really were just looking for…
Aug 26, 2008, 12:00 AM
Hot Lap Dance
334 W 39th St, New York, NY 10018, USA*
Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool...
Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool girls that seem to be having fun. Yes, they are trying to sell, but no too hard and most want to have a conversation and some fun.…
Jun 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Las Vegas
3247 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Excellent hidden gem. Young girls...
Excellent hidden gem. Young girls here with a great attitude. I was puzzled by what's going on, then realized that any smokin' hot gal that's not 21 has to work here if she…
May 22, 2008, 12:00 AM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
Anyplace with a bowl full of...
Anyplace with a bowl full of rubbers on the front desk has to be great. The girls are smokin' hot, and eager to please. But bring cash. Lots of cash. And…
Feb 21, 2008, 12:00 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
1031 Kearny St
San Francisco, CA 94133
Hustler = Hustlers. This place...
Hustler = Hustlers. This place has decent women, but they are not there to chat. Just there to seperate you from your hard-earned money. Nice to look at, and good tunes, but…
May 11, 2007, 12:00 AM
Ruby's II
2362 Fairfield Ave
Bridgeport, CT 06605
Pretty grim. The girls in...
Pretty grim. The girls in here are definitely sub-par; from 2-4. The place is old and dingy, not worthy of anything more than a five minute drive. There might be lap dances,…
Mar 1, 2007, 3:49 AM
Showgirls Gentlemens Club
68444 Perez Rd
Cathedral City, CA 92234
This club is dead in the...
This club is dead in the afternoon, then gets going with a sort of sketchy crew around 9 or 10. Some of the girls are hot, but many are not. Most have a…
Mar 1, 2007, 3:49 AM
Allstar's Gentlemens Club
11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
Sierra is an Allstar! A...
Sierra is an Allstar! A little more hustling than usual, but hot cool chicks a plenty. Find Sierra -- she makes the place happen. All the others are typical, but Sierra give…
Jan 17, 2007, 3:51 AM
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Just here again ... a little...
Just here again ... a little too much hustle, and a little too little friction. But hey, the girls were hot, the music good, and there were something like six million girls all wandering…
Dec 5, 2006, 4:26 AM
Allstar's Gentlemens Club
11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
Was here on a Wednesday night...
Was here on a Wednesday night -- very dead. The girls were nice and fairly attractive, but because the night was so slow, there was almost begging for dances going on. This place…
Oct 19, 2006, 3:09 AM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
The girls here are really sexy...
The girls here are really sexy ... not your normal strip club girls, these generally seem to enjoy their job. And they are pros -- they know how to sell and upsell, and have…
Jul 21, 2006, 2:54 AM
Allstar's Gentlemens Club
11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
A bit too hard-sell and wanna-be...
A bit too hard-sell and wanna-be Vegas. But, that said, better than most in the now politically correct Chicago circuit! If you are stuck nearby, it's an ok place to go ... better…
Jul 20, 2006, 2:56 AM
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Lots of really hot girls, and...
Lots of really hot girls, and most are pretty cool, talkative, etc. -- everything you want in a strip bar! More nice natural boobs here than I've seen in a while. And I'm…
May 3, 2006, 2:59 AM
Allstar's Gentlemens Club
11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
Really cool girls, and lots of...
Really cool girls, and lots of friction. A little bit hustly, but not too bad. Too dimly lit, so it's actually hard to see the girls on stage. But altogether a decent…
May 3, 2006, 2:57 AM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
Easily the hottest girls in Frisco....
Easily the hottest girls in Frisco. Most are way cool too. BUT ... the place is very expensive. Best to bring lots of cash and think of it as a "sunk" cost.
Dec 28, 2005, 3:51 AM
Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Big party, lots of touching going...
Big party, lots of touching going on, very good place. Couples often on the weekend, frequently an amateur (a real one) will lose her top. Pretty cool.
Dec 28, 2005, 3:50 AM
Gold Club
650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
The girls are quite hot here,...
The girls are quite hot here, although most are hustlers. Some will let you get away with a little grab-action, but the bouncers are pretty careful here. If you want good tunes, and…
Nov 18, 2005, 3:39 AM
Seville Club
15 Glenwood Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55403
Nice place, cool chicks, altogether solid....
Nice place, cool chicks, altogether solid. "Summer" is cool, and worth a dance. That said, would be better to have more grabbing, touching and general sexiness. But the quality of girls offsets…
Aug 31, 2005, 2:41 AM
















