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26 reviews by Monsi

Private Eyes

New York, NY

I went on a very slow...

I went on a very slow night, under the mistaken idea that the usual hustle might be off. But nope -- the hustle was in full swing! There appear to be two types…

16 yrs ago

Private Eyes

New York, NY

Not much to look at, but a few hotties that stood out (and were very busy accordingly). Dancers were nice, but very hands-off. Russian/Lithuanian import type with inverse ration of looks/coolness. Small,…

16 yrs ago

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

Had time to kill before an...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Had time to kill before an event, so dropped by. Given the low-rent exterior, my expectations were very low. I was expecting some rather plump, overly and cheaply inked druggies. And there…

16 yrs ago

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Cool place - worth checking out....

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Cool place - worth checking out. Much more of a neighborhood bar feel than big cheesy strip club. I was suprised at how many people were there on a Tuesday night. Seemed…

16 yrs ago

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

Very much hit or miss. ...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Very much hit or miss. Atmosphere is ten years out of date. My buddy and I chatted up a couple smoking hot gals that had time to kill, it appeared. They said…

17 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Outstanding girls, with great attitude. ...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Outstanding girls, with great attitude. It was nice to be in a place where the strippers actually can hold a conversation -- mainly college girls working their way though. I wish I knew…

17 yrs ago

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC

For what was described as a...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

For what was described as a "pretty good" night, this place was really pretty dead. The girls were nice, and tried to pour on the Southern charm ... but really were just looking for…

17 yrs ago

Hot Lap Dance

New York, NY

Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool girls that seem to be having fun. Yes, they are trying to sell, but no too hard and most want to have a conversation and some fun.…

18 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Excellent hidden gem. Young girls...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Excellent hidden gem. Young girls here with a great attitude. I was puzzled by what's going on, then realized that any smokin' hot gal that's not 21 has to work here if she…

18 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Anyplace with a bowl full of...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Anyplace with a bowl full of rubbers on the front desk has to be great. The girls are smokin' hot, and eager to please. But bring cash. Lots of cash. And…

18 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, CA

Hustler = Hustlers. This place...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hustler = Hustlers. This place has decent women, but they are not there to chat. Just there to seperate you from your hard-earned money. Nice to look at, and good tunes, but…

19 yrs ago

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, CT

Pretty grim. The girls in...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Pretty grim. The girls in here are definitely sub-par; from 2-4. The place is old and dingy, not worthy of anything more than a five minute drive. There might be lap dances,…

19 yrs ago

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, CA

This club is dead in the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club is dead in the afternoon, then gets going with a sort of sketchy crew around 9 or 10. Some of the girls are hot, but many are not. Most have a…

19 yrs ago

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

Sierra is an Allstar! A...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Sierra is an Allstar! A little more hustling than usual, but hot cool chicks a plenty. Find Sierra -- she makes the place happen. All the others are typical, but Sierra give…

19 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Just here again ... a little...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Just here again ... a little too much hustle, and a little too little friction. But hey, the girls were hot, the music good, and there were something like six million girls all wandering…

19 yrs ago

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

Was here on a Wednesday night...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Was here on a Wednesday night -- very dead. The girls were nice and fairly attractive, but because the night was so slow, there was almost begging for dances going on. This place…

19 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

The girls here are really sexy...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The girls here are really sexy ... not your normal strip club girls, these generally seem to enjoy their job. And they are pros -- they know how to sell and upsell, and have…

20 yrs ago

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

A bit too hard-sell and wanna-be...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

A bit too hard-sell and wanna-be Vegas. But, that said, better than most in the now politically correct Chicago circuit! If you are stuck nearby, it's an ok place to go ... better…

20 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Lots of really hot girls, and...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Lots of really hot girls, and most are pretty cool, talkative, etc. -- everything you want in a strip bar! More nice natural boobs here than I've seen in a while. And I'm…

20 yrs ago

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

Really cool girls, and lots of...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Really cool girls, and lots of friction. A little bit hustly, but not too bad. Too dimly lit, so it's actually hard to see the girls on stage. But altogether a decent…

20 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Easily the hottest girls in Frisco....

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Easily the hottest girls in Frisco. Most are way cool too. BUT ... the place is very expensive. Best to bring lots of cash and think of it as a "sunk" cost.

20 yrs ago

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, CA

Big party, lots of touching going...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Big party, lots of touching going on, very good place. Couples often on the weekend, frequently an amateur (a real one) will lose her top. Pretty cool.

20 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

The girls are quite hot here,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The girls are quite hot here, although most are hustlers. Some will let you get away with a little grab-action, but the bouncers are pretty careful here. If you want good tunes, and…

20 yrs ago

Seville Club

Minneapolis, MN

Nice place, cool chicks, altogether solid....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Nice place, cool chicks, altogether solid. "Summer" is cool, and worth a dance. That said, would be better to have more grabbing, touching and general sexiness. But the quality of girls offsets…

20 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Best club I've ever been in,...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Best club I've ever been in, and I've been in lots! Smoking hot girls, all very cool, let you get your hands all over them (if you do the friction dance). Also, well…

20 yrs ago

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I went on a very slow...

Not much to look at, but...

Had time to kill before an...

Cool place - worth checking out....

Very much hit or miss. ...

Outstanding girls, with great attitude. ...

For what was described as a...

Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool...

Excellent hidden gem. Young girls...

Anyplace with a bowl full of...

Hustler = Hustlers. This place...

Pretty grim. The girls in...

This club is dead in the...

Sierra is an Allstar! A...

Just here again ... a little...

Was here on a Wednesday night...

The girls here are really sexy...

A bit too hard-sell and wanna-be...

Lots of really hot girls, and...

Really cool girls, and lots of...

Easily the hottest girls in Frisco....

Big party, lots of touching going...

The girls are quite hot here,...

Nice place, cool chicks, altogether solid....

Best club I've ever been in,...

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