Reviews by minnow

Two Dec. EW Visits (Early Week) If the review title got your attention, I have another one for you. If you're an extras seeker or looking for a kiss and tell OTC story, move on. However,…

Thursday night 10pmish arrival aced a front parking spot. (good omen?) Don't expect it regularly as adjacent yet to be open El Toro Loco took 4 spots out of circulation with their faux garden…

Setup: 9 pm Saturday night, no Bucs Sunday home game, I just might find a parking space next to building. Surprise, I found one closest to door, with more patrons/dancers opting for closed pizza place…

Composite review for Wednesday, Saturday, and Tuesday post 10 pm visits. Night cover charge still $20, bottled water and fountain drinks $6. Bathroom troll present all 3 nights (sometimes skips Tuesday). Unless otherwise mentioned, price…

Composite review of Sunday and Wednesday visits: No changes in prior price structure, but each night had it's own nuances. SUNDAY TRIP: This was a setup for a chill night with ~ 10-11 dancers on shift-…

Composite of 3 trip reports to wrap up winter vacation: Hit sweet spot of plenty of faves available, yet some night some good new dancers. TR's as follows: THURSDAY #1 TRIP: This was probably best night…

First ever visit to club: I would return to club, though not go out of my way to do so. This being my first visit, I'll start with layout stuff. ORIENTATION: Club conveniently located ~ 3/4…

Composite trip reports of 3 early week visits. The 2 night visits were good, the mid afternoon visit sucked. MONDAY #1 TRIP: This night visit was good starting with there being no bathroom troll. No change…

Parking situation continues to be a work in progress. New back lot functional (paved but unmarked), while 1/2 the front parking lot torn up. Rumor has it that semi abandoned building next to club…

The main change since my last report is an increase in cover charge to $22 now. Bottled water and sodas still $3. If your name matches hand stamp, you get in free but I haven't…

Composite trip reports 3 different night visits. Only cost change since my fall vacation report is the bottled water price went up by $1 to $6 now. Guess I'd better start eating grilled cheese sandwiches.…

Composite review of 2 Sunday and 1 Wednesday night visits: Both Sundays were Bucs home game nights that didn't quite turn out as expected. Cover still $20 with hand stamp re-entry, bottled water and sodas…

I'll get a couple of facility changes out of the way. First, the new parking lot is mostly finished, and open for overflow parking. Second, the restroom faucet is motion detector now. No bathroom troll…

Composite trip reports for different nights. Cover charge $20 (free if your name matches the hand stamp name of the day). Non-alcohol drinks $3 in moderate size Styrofoam cup. Bathroom troll present all 3 nights.…

Driving into parking lot, density of cars almost at the level of a prior chill weekend night. At least club isn't going to be dead (and wasn't). Paid $5 night cover, and started walking to…

Boobs, Beers, and Burger ! My last visit to this club was in 1988, but I remember it as though it were yesterday. Picture this: MD Northern concrete jungle early afternoon, looking for a…

The only significant change since my spring visits is that the called 3fers increased in price from $60 to $65. Many individual dance price points are $30, though some will do 3 for $75 outside…

The significant thing since last review is that next door pizza place is closed. Rumor has it that club owner (Joe Redner) wants to turn it into a medical marijuana dispensary. (A FL state judge…

Club continues to be a decent non-pretentious club of convenience. Upon turning into strip mall parking lot, prospects didn't look too bad. Less cars than prior busy hopping nights, but definitely more than dead nights.…

Before I dive into trip reports, I'll mention that parking lot under construction in back remains a project in the works, though a section of dirt and gravel gets open on busy nights, taking maybe…

Two Monday visits earlier this month: Both hit the sweet spot of being uncrowded, laid back, yet still enough hot dancers to satisfy my yen. Although only a week apart, the two shifts had mostly…

Two trip reports from late Feb: 1 peak night (Friday), and 1 off peak (Monday). Both times met a different new hot blonde that spiced up the visit a bit, bud sadly neither stuck around…

Saturday night visit last month: My peak night misgivings turned out to be overblown tonight. Although eventually became crowded, it was not uncomfortably so. I always managed to find a stage side seat, or open…

OK, I'll get the title subject out of the way first. On subject Saturday night, I saw a bachelor party where BOTH the prospective groom AND bride got on stage. No, the bride didn't get…

Composite trip report of 2 evening visits last month: 1 Tuesday, and 1 Saturday. No significant price structure change since my last review. (Cover charge $20 at all times, water/soda/juices are $3, lap dances are…