Reviews by BigHugLover

If you want to visit a club in Ensenada, this might be your best bet. Its easy to find, large, has an actual bar, a large 2 pole stage, and an extensive upstairs area for private activity. Dancers are good to pretty great looking. I saw one gordita. I've been going to clubs since before any of these dancers were born. I don't want to pick on this club for the way the business has changed. I was very disappointed in my visit though. The focus of all the girls is to get you to buy tiny $6 ladies drinks. Don't buy, or try to slow them down, and the girl is gone. I bought such a drink for one very attractive girl who spoke English pretty well. When I got the change from a $20 back, she grabbed the $10 and threw it on stage. There was a friendly struggle between her, the stage dancer and a third girl who disappeared with my money. The first girl then made some smart ass remark about giving to the universe, and left laughing. These girls have no interest in entertaining you, only in separating you from as much money as possible. I was the only one who tipped at the rail, so I wouldn't bother with that. The waiter who brought my beer didn't even break down the change. I won't return.

This is the worst Club experience in memory. I arrived about 330 on a Monday afternoon. After spending about 30 minutes there I saw a total of three dancers. The first, obviously nearly drunk, sat with me for a few minutes, and then left saying she had to go smoke a joint. Another tall brown skin girl sat with me for just a few minutes and made no attempt to get a dance from me. She explained that Reno was different, and the girls did not go on stage. Basically she gave me no reason to stay. She finally jumped up when a presumed regular walked in. There was a third girl, a Gorda, who was sitting with someone on the far side of the club. BORING !

In a word, its BORING ! The bartender is a pretty lady with a nice smile and fun personality. I only had one drink, and it was reasonably priced. As a bar it's small and laid back, and I would recommend it if that's what you like. As a strip club, not so much. Of the four dancers scheduled, one, Marina, was pretty and had a nice shape. One dancer was a little thick, and seemed more interested in a particular lady patron than any of the men. One dancer was a bean pole with small floppies. The latter two were heavily inked. I didn't find either attractive. The fourth ??? AWOL. I did get a couch dance from Marina. I'm from California, and been to many clubs for over 25 years. Some have strict rules, others are more relaxed, but I've never had a dance this controlled before. It was full nude, but there was no touching, either way. I put my hand on her ankle, and she took it off. Every California club I have visited allows "gentlemanly" touching. I left pretty soon after getting the lap dance, and after seeing the two others on stage. None of the girls seemed to know how to work the customers. Marina did come over to my table and told me about the dances, but really didn't ask for one. She and the other girls spent most of her off stage time sitting at the bar sipping drinks they had bought themselves I think. Neither of the other two came to my table, asked for a dance, asked me to buy a drink, asked me to visit them on stage, or had any contact at all. I think I got there about 7:30 and I paid no cover. Those who came later did seem to pay. The DJ is also the gatekeeper. The only thing going for this club is that it is the only one for many miles around.

After reading about this club here and other places, I was actually surprised pleasantly. The entrance is across from the uphill side of Cabo Wabo. There were barkers all around, but no cover charge at 19:30 on a Monday. A hint of a tip for "security", but I ignored it. I entered what I assume was the Cabaret. It was small as clubs go, but on the first floor after only a few steps. I think the main club is on the third floor, but my old knees didn't want to go there. It was difficult to count the dancers. I think they were rotating upstairs. Most I saw were very light skinned "blancas", not what I would expect in Mexico. This was a disappointment to me. There was a very pretty negrita, but I had another girl on my lap during Negrita's stage, so sad. I think local beers were $7. I was charged $10 for a Guinness. Why don't clubs stock Negra Modelo ? The fiche was an outrageous $16, and I refused to buy any dancer a drink. That's LOCO ! I did take one dancer up one flight of stairs for a private. $25 for 5 minutes. She got topless only, and groped a little, but refused to take advantage of the fact that I was dressed for success. Overall I enjoyed a pleasant hour or so, but nothing special. I love coming to Mexico for many reasons, but the quality of club management is not one of them. I think many of these clubs could do much better if the managers would get their heads out of their respective bung holes !

After reading about this club here and other places, I was actually surprised pleasantly. The entrance is across from the uphill side of Cabo Wabo. There were barkers all around, but no cover charge at 19:30 on a Monday. A hint of a tip for "security", but I ignored it. I entered what I assume was the Cabaret. It was small as clubs go, but on the first floor after only a few steps. I think the main club is on the third floor, but my old knees didn't want to go there. It was difficult to count the dancers. I think they were rotating upstairs. Most I saw were very light skinned "blancas", not what I would expect in Mexico. This was a disappointment to me. There was a very pretty negrita, but I had another girl on my lap during Negrita's stage, so sad. I think local beers were $7. I was charged $10 for a Guinness. Why don't clubs stock Negra Modelo ? The fiche was an outrageous $16, and I refused to buy any dancer a drink. That's LOCO ! I did take one dancer up one flight of stairs for a private. $25 for 5 minutes. She got topless only, and groped a little, but refused to take advantage of the fact that I was dressed for success. Overall I enjoyed a pleasant hour or so, but nothing special. I love coming to Mexico for many reasons, but the quality of club management is not one of them. I think many of these clubs could do much better if the managers would get their heads out of their respective bung holes !

I was approached on the street by a shill who told me the cover was $5. I told him I wouldn't pay that, and he said OK, LOL. The club is on the 3rd floor. Its reasonably clean and orderly, but terribly dark. What is the point of having such pretty ladies but not being able to see them well ? Most of my club experience in Mexico has been in either Tijuana or Ensenada. Boliero was very similar, but the girls just seemed greedier. Ficha was $12, and the girls only sat with me for 3-4 minutes after I said I would buy them a drink later. I never got a dance because no girl would stay around long enough to convince me I wanted one from her. Nobody was pushy, including the waiters. Overall a ho hum experience. I would probably not return.

Like most clubs, this one is dark and loud. I don't know why the managers do this. Its so loud that you can't have a conversation, and so dark that you can't always appreciate how pretty some of the dancers are. I arrived fairly early, and didn't stay very late on a Friday night. The dancer count was increasing while I was there, and by the time I left, they were dancing on three stages, and one mini-stage. One wonderful feature was that there was an outdoor patio seating area. I've never seen this in a club before. I spent a little time with one of the dancers on the patio. I really enjoyed this because we could have a conversation without shouting, and I could see her clearly. I wish more clubs would do this. All the dancers were non pushy to the extreme. I choose not to approach the girls, but wait for them to come to me. Few did. The one girl I spent the most time with was conflicted about her time, and was saying she might need to rush off to another job. That was distracting. Also she talked a lot about how important to her it was to obey all the rules regarding lap dances. That may be a good performance strategy for her, but its not a good thing to be discussing with a potential customer. It convinced me her dances would be boring. I left with more money in my pocket than I intended.

This is not only the best club in this part of Oregon, it is also the only club ! I arrived at about 6:30pm, and was charged a $4 cover by an attractive bartender who at first seemed to be the only one there. She told me that the club had been open since 4, and that one dancer showed up about 6, but that more would arrive later. The club is older and nothing to get excited about. Drink prices seemed reasonable. After about 15-20 minutes, the one dancer came out. She had a very pretty face, several extra pounds, and a sweet personality. She chatted me up nicely, and after a while did a few stages which I enjoyed from the tip rail. Overall, I was underwhelmed. By about 9:30 there were 4-5 dancers. One came to my table and asked if I wanted a dance and immediately left when I said "maybe later, I'm not that easy". The others just ignored me. IMHO many dancers just don't get it. By 9:30 I was bored and left. Other dancers had been to the stage but were kinda ho-hum. I was just passing through town, and probably never will visit this club again, but it is the only club around.

Went here the night after visiting Paris de Noche next door. This club is reportedly under the same ownership. It is not quite as loud as Paris, but even darker. When I first arrived, after my eyes had adjusted, I still couldn't tell if the dancer's top was on or off ! Same $12.50 ficha as Paris. Smaller club, kinda run down now. I got a little lucky here. When I told a dancer that the ficha was too high, I told her that $5 would be reasonable. She said if I slipped her $5, she would treat me as if I had bought her the drink. We both kept our word, and she treated me very nice. There are four clubs on this block. Two were closed at 9pm on a Thursday night, and Cosmos is looking pretty run down, as is the whole block. There were several hookers working the sidewalks, and they are pretty aggressive, not laid back like in TJ. Watch out, some of them are chicos ! { trannies } There are also guys working at the intersection. Some are agents for the clubs just trying to get you into the club and earn a tip. Others are Rateros and may be dangerous, so watch out.

Been here before and it was OK, but now I think its much worse for things that matter to me. The lights were too dim. What's the point of having beautiful dancers if you can't see them? The music was WAY too loud. Its nearly impossible to have a conversation with one of the girls. The ficha price is INSANE = $12.50 . I refuse to pay this. If you don't pay, you won't get much attention from the girls though. Better to skip the ficha, and just get a lap dance for $20. Its a much better value, and you can see her and hear her better. On a more positive note, there were a few things I didn't notice before. Opposite the lap dance area upstairs, there are couch rooms available if you want more than a lap dance. If you do, try to negotiate in Pesos, and make sure there are no extra charges for the room, towels, condoms or other extras like there might be in TJ. Regardless of the official exchange rate, they seem to always use 10 pesos = 1 dollar. You can take advantage of this by buying pesos. I got a $20 lap dance for $200/mx about $16/US. There is a partly enclosed smoking area at the entrance. I thought this was just for the girls, but I'm told that customers can enjoy a beer there, and also have a girl sit with them. You can see her and converse with her here. I didn't do this, but if I return {doubtful} I will try it. There are four clubs on this block. This seems to be the only one which is open in the afternoon. Three of the clubs seem to have the same owner, and I'm told charge the same ficha. The other is Denny's.

IMHO this is one of the better clubs in the Sacramento area. It is smaller than most, but that gives an intimate feeling. As with any club YMMV, but there are more interesting dances available here than most others. The dances are almost always done in enclosed booths with curtains, giving a fairly private feeling. All booths have spy cams in the ceilings, and if you get caught being naughty, a red light will flash. Some say your chances of getting the red light depend on how much the dancer is tipping the DJ. On this visit I was told that the cams were being watched more closely than normal. Hopefully this will pass. If not, I'll go back to Centerfolds. There are several good things about this place, but one aggravation is that you must pay an additional $5 to a machine in the booth before a dance can begin. There are two places like this now in Rancho, and I hope it doesn't spread. This club seems to have a suggested price of $20/dance, but I've found that the price is very negotiable. Four for $40 seems to be attainable from most dancers. There was one dancer there who is a monster salesperson. I wish I could remember her name to warn everyone. She is nice looking, but promises much more than she will ever deliver. She simply won't take NO for an answer. You may need to get a little rude to make her go away. If a dancer seems way to pushy, beware. On the other side, if you are attracted to brown skin girls, I recommend Passion and Destiny without reservation. They are both intelligent and good conversationalists, which is why you go to a club anyway, right ? {trust me, they are very hot}. There are two stages in this club. The main stage is elevated a little over 3', and is medium sized. When there is a full lineup, girls go from their set at the main stage, to the very small mini stage in the back. This small stage is a great place to get a close up view and some nice conversation with your favorites. Don't forget to tip here too ! One other aggravation for folks who don't drink sodas, is that the soda machine doesn't dispense water. You get your ice from the soda machine, the go to the bathroom sink to get the water. VERY LOW CLASS ! I must admit though it tastes better than the disgusting water at City Limits !

Again, I was only here for a few minutes. Just like last time I visited, the music volume was so loud I feared it could damage my hearing. I tipped two dancers at the rail, but neither one came over to thank me or sit with me. I did have one girl come over, but she just asked if I would buy her a $10 drink, and when I said "maybe later" she just walked away. Years ago, this was one of the best clubs in TJ, but now I think it is bent on self destruction. The dancers here only know how to beg for money, they have no clue about customer service or "workin' it".

This is certainly one of the nicer clubs in TJ. The location makes it special, but that may be good or bad for you. It is located far from the Main part of the Zona Rosa. Only two blocks from Hotel Ticuan, its an easy stroll when you don't want to go to Adelitas or HK. I don't believe they offer take out, but most activities are available on premisis, for preset fees for the time involved. The girls were pleasant looking and fairly friendly, but I didn't see any stunners. Most have no problem pulling their tops open, or groping you, especially if you buy them a drink. That brings up the bad news. The servers and the girls are getting much pushier about the "ladies drinks". Those are an unknown substance in a small glass @ $10, which the girl will throw back in seconds, and ask for another. If you buy her one, and refuse or stall for the second, don't expect her to stay around. Also, when it comes to private dances or more, the girls were happy to negotiate, but when you go to pay, the guy you pay ignores your deal and just points to the "price list". I don't understand the business logic. It seems that when business is down, they try to make up for it by trying to take more from the few customers they have. Sadly, there are enough really stupid Gringo tourists to make this seem like it is working.

This has long been one of the best venues in the greater Sacramento area. The bevs taste OK unlike another club I'm thinking of, there is real food, sort of, and the place is clean, friendly and nicely well lit. The music volume is not ear shattering and you can actually talk to the girls, if you are lucky enough to have one sit with you. I had several just ask for dances and move on, but two stopped to chat. One chatted nice, and I later got a dance from her but ho-hum. I don't remember her name. What does that tell you ? Then there was Rio. Rio stopped and chatted. She was thicker than most but not huge, pretty busty, and full of happiness and joy. I totally enjoyed her company, and later enjoyed her dances even more. A gentleman doesn't tell, so I will just say she was a little frisky. Just like the rumor I heard, the dance prices have gone up to $20/ea from $10. $20 has been the standard in other clubs for awhile, so I guess I can't complain. The good news is if you are cheap like me, every so often they have a "porno" dance, where the dances are $20/2 plus they give you a DVD {which many don't accept}. Rio broke my heart when she gave the "porno" to some other P.L. . I wonder if the owner is playing with a full deck. By raising the prices he may cut his revenue by decreasing volume. I guess he had to make up for the loss of the training and development funds after the KCRA story. If he just had the smarts to make the girls get up off their butts on the couch and chat up the customers, maybe they could sell more dances. Just because a customer doesn't spend today doesn't mean he won't be back, grateful, some other day. Overall a good club with lots of "opportunities" to be better.

First time to this club. I've visited all the other clubs in greater Sacramento as well as clubs in Mexico, Philippines, & Costa Rica, so I'm not a newbie. I will disclose that I am in my 60s, because I think that the older guys may have different tastes than the youngin's. Most of the clients at this club were of the more mature variety. This club adjoins an adult shop. The shop is open most of the day, but the club doesn't open 'til 5pm. I brought a coupon from the Sac N & R, but it wasn't necessary. I received the $6 early entry, which included the soft drinks. The drinks did not include water. I had to get ice from the soda machine and water from the bathroom, ugh ! The club area is fairly small. It has one main stage and a very small secondary stage in the rear. The main stage is elevated about 3 feet, higher than City Limits, but much lower than Centerfolds. Not a bad height. There is typical seating around both stages, with a large rectangle of seating between the stage areas. The seating included both tables/chairs and 2 person couches. Lighting is much brighter than most clubs, which I liked, and the music, while still too loud, was not nearly as loud as other clubs. I was able to carry on a conversation with the girls comfortably. Dancers were attractive, and ethnically mixed, but generally had many opportunities for improvement. Few had good "dance" skills; Few made eye contact or offered any flirt value, and there were several narcissists who spent all their stage time looking at themselves in the mirror. I had a catch-22 issue with most who don't want to remove their top unless someone is at the tip rail, and I won't go to the tip rail unless the dancer is topless. At opening only the main stage was used, and there were 4 dancers in the line up. After a while the dancer count increased to about 7, and the dancers who completed their set on the main stage, moved to the back stage. I met Ruby who was the first one to quote a reasonable price, and got a few dancers from her. She was white, about 5'5" B cup and provided a very good dance. There are several "vip" areas, the the newest one reminded me of Tijuana, and was a wall of booths, with curtains in front. The bad part is that each time you must put a $5 bill in a machine before the dance starts. This turns the lights out. I was told the action was video monitored, but I got "interesting" dances with no interruption. There is a vip bracelet available but I think it only works at a booth on the main floor with about a 5' wall - not very private. I met Sophia, a Latina about 5'5" with a large C or small D cup. At first I kept telling her no, since she was very aggressive. I finally agreed after a recommendation from Ruby. I'm glad I spent time with her. She had lived in Tijuana, and we had fun talking about some of the clubs there. Her dance was almost as much fun as Ruby's. She is from Seattle, and only works here once each month. I met India. She is taller maybe 5'7", very thin, and looks much cuter up close. She wore an interesting outfit which exposed her A cups continuously. She never took any of her outfit off; not on stage; not in the booth. She was a sweetheart, and actually "danced" pretty well. Her booth action was very atheletic, and not at all to my liking. I met another, but my feeble brain forgot her name. She was very petite, black with A cups and cute as a button. I ran off my budget before I could get a dance from her. She seemed like she had attitude issues, but I'm thinking maybe she was new and nervous. I look forward to going back to see if she has learned to be a little more lovin'. Overall, this club has a more intimate feeling than most. City Limits has the best stage, Centerfolds has the best booths, but Pure Gold is a good all around club. I think many of the dancers were inexperienced. Someone should open a "stripper school" for them. I think there is good value here, and I do recommend, but you do need to be smart, and pick/choose carefully.

This club is nice but kinda ho-hum. I've visited and reviewed it several times in the past. The girls and prices seem to change frequently. Admission for 3-6 pm is now free, but a $10 drink is required. Or you can think of it as admission is $10, and your drinks are free. The waitress will expect a tip. I didn't ask about the couch dance prices, and I didn't see any prices posted. The VIP prices are confusing. Normally, VIP dances are $25, and two dances are expected. When the red beacon flashes, they are 2 for $30. They call this 2 for 1, so maybe they are not very good at math. On Mondays, all this changes, and the VIP dances are always 2 for $30, and when the red beacon flashes, they claim to play the songs longer. Got all that ? For your $10 you get a bottomless fountain drink. I don't drink soda, so I try to drink the water, but it tastes like recycled toilet water. Another option is coffee which isn't too bad if you can get them to make a fresh pot for you. For $10 you would think they could afford bottled water. Several of the girls sat with me for awhile, even though I said I wasn't buying dances that day. That speaks well of them. I'm pretty disgusted by dancers who would rather sit by themselves rather than with a potential customer. Probably the best thing about this club is the stage height. Its lower that most clubs and you can enjoy the view without straining your neck. Sacramento has a very poor selection of clubs now, IMHO, this is one of the top two.

One of three clubs owned by the same group. The others have the same prices and are very similar. All are across the street from each other. The others are Paris de Noche, and Wet Lips, Q.V. Of the clubs I visited this trip, I liked this one the best. There was a long bar on one wall, with a small one pole stage opposite. All the way into the club, at stage right, there were two small tiers, each with a couch. For some reason, the music was much quieter at these locations. I don't have a lot of the details about this club because I got very busy with one of the dancers as soon as I arrived. I actually visited on two separate nights, and on the second she claimed me as soon as I walked in the door. The first night I bought the drink for $120 Mn, but the second time I asked her if she would prefer the money instead. For that small investment I received a lot of very sexy attention and no more hassle about ladies drinks. Bien! I never got a lap dance here, but I will tell you that there is a room just behind the couch tier, with a lockable door, and a very squishy couch, where fun can be negotiated. Beer, like the sister clubs was $3.60 US.

Denny's is independent of the other 3 clubs in this block. It was a very big disappointment to me, since I had been there several times in years past. The good news is that the beer is very cheap $1.50 US. That's about the end of the good news. The music was painfully loud. I was not able to stay in the club for more than 30 minutes before I had a headache. The few girls I met were pretty cold, and immediately left my table when I said maybe later to the waiter asking me to buy the lady a drink. A few nice looking girls, but they had no concept of marketing themselves. No eye contact while on stage; no eye contact while sitting by themselves against the wall. This has been a great club in the past. I hope somehow it will get turned around. If you decide to go, I suggest you bring earplugs to protect your ears. You wouldn't be able to hear the girls even if they did try to talk to you, which they won't unless you buy them a $10 immediately.

Wet Lips is one of three clubs on the same block, and which seem to be owned by the same group. Medium sized, corner bar, long oval stage with 2 poles opposite. Uses 10x1 conversion, so pesos will get you further. All three clubs are very similar in that you will get very little attention until you buy a very pricey ladies drink for $12 US, or # 120 Mn, then you get a lot of attention. I never saw more than 2 dancers at a time, and only one other customer. They open at 7 pm but I didn't see a dancer until they brought one out special for me about 7:30. I bought her one drink, and got one dance in a semi private booth for $ 200 Mn. Pretty good dance with a little FK and even some Oral. Big disappointment after the dance, I went to the restroom, and never saw her again. She had offered a BJ for $ 140 Mn, but realized her mistake a moment later. I told her $140 US was loco. The music was WAY to loud. I'm sure it was very harmful to the employees, and it made if difficult to have a conversation with the girl. Also, when they give you back change, they tend to give too much in coin, hoping I think that you will give it all to them rather than pick it up off the plate. Really ticks me off. When you leave, the hawkers outside will try to get you to go to one of the sister clubs across the street. I think they expect a tip, but I never offered any. The sister clubs are Paris and Cosmos Q.V.

First day of my trip to Ensenada. Paris was the only one of four clubs located on the same block to be open. Club is using 10:1 conversion when going rate is 12:1, so its cheaper to pay in pesos. I was sandwiched between two dancers before I sat down. One did a lot of stick shifting, the other had a lot of personality. Who do you get a dance from? Personality left for another customer so I got one dance for $200Mn from stick shifter. Dance was fully nude, and almost no stick shifting - big disappointment. Several really cold girls wouldn't even come over and say hello, even when I tipped at their stage. Overall a medium disappointment, but I think it was the only game in town during the afternoon. Beer was $36Mn or $3.60US Ladies drinks were an outrageous $12US !

I'm not sure the name of this club is correct. The signage says "Table Dance", but the business card I was given says "Tequila Bar". Its upstairs on the East side of Rev, opposite P & B, and not well marked. Clean inside. Low center stage surrounded by tables with chairs. Bar in corner. What makes this club unique is that one wall is draped windows on the Rev side. During the day, the windows let in a lot of light. With all that light you can see the girls much more clearly than any club I've ever been in. I liked that. There were three dancers there about 4pm. Two were working and one was pouting. They did take their tops off on stage, but only for a short time. Both were flaca, and had small perky breasts. Both came to my table, and one did a lot of stick shifting trying to sell me a dance. I had both at my table for awhile. In about an hour, no sign of any other customer. Ladies drinks $10, seems like that's the standard price all over Rev. Too bad, I'm reluctant to pay that. Staff was not too pushy about the drinks. Privates were 1-$20, and I wasn't offered any deals like twofer, but there were hints that other services were available. I would go back.

Short review - didn't stay long. Stopped here about 7pm on a Tuesday. Club was open, but no dancers yet. Barker said about 8pm. Left and went to Madonnas. Returned about 8:30. No girls in sight, but lots of male staff. The boss seemed a little slick, and made me feel uncomfortable. When offered a drink, I told them I would not buy until the girls started dancing. This time they said the dancing started at 9, but they would try to find someone. Finally one dancer on stage - kind cute and did take her top off. Did great pole work. Another sat in my lap, asked if I wanted a table dance, and immediately left when I said no. After she finished dancing, the stage girl came and sat with me for a minute. She was very cute, very warm and didn't try to sell anything. Left after a few minutes. Something just didn't feel right here, so I left Inside was ok. Medium sized stage surrounded on 3 sides by mostly chairs. Upstairs. Pretty dark and the music was too loud so you couldn't talk. I wouldn't go back.

Actually, I went there twice, Monday afternoon and Tuesday early evening = 8pm. The club is nice inside with a large tropical fish tank in the back, and a large stage in the middle surrounded by stage seating, and a chairs and couches on three sides. It was medium dark, and a little warm inside. In the afternoon, there were three dancers who just sat by themselves until a waiter dragged on over to my table. I think her name was Karina. She was medium everything and nice looking. With one $10 ladies drink, I got a lot of stick shifting and booby play. I did get one private from her 2 songs for $20 and it was a lot more of what I got out front, with some vague offers of more which I declined. Beer promotion 3 for $3. No stage dancing because of a broken computer ??? I didn't see any other customers. Tuesday evening I returned there were 3 customers max. I saw about 10 dancers, but I was told there were about 15 on shift. Some danced on stage. Only about half took anything off. What is happening here? Second club I've been to where the girls don't strip ! And the ladies drinks are now $10 all over Rev. At least half of the girls on this shift "weren't flaca" to say it nicely. They sat by themselves while two customers sat alone. I don't understand the business practices. I would think the girls would be all over the few customers trying to arouse some interest. A flaca sat with me and did a lot of stick shifting, but kept her boobies covered most of the time. No drink but I did get a 2 song set in private. Pretty good dance but she backed off during the second song saying they were watching us. One of my main objectives this trip was to check the status of the Rev clubs. This was the least bad club I visited on this trip. The good: nice interior, not too pushy, cheap beer, friendly staff. The bad: lazy girls, many gorditas, A/C not on.

P & B is what it is, only worse. I couldn't shake the barkers, and a lady one took me upstairs. I told her many times all I wanted to do was drink a beer and watch the ladies strip. She stood in front of me blocking my view of the stage almost the whole time, while she and a dancer tried to sell me dances and get me to buy $10 dancer drinks. It didn't really matter that my view was blocked, because the dancers on stage don't strip anymore ! They must be desperate, they got up to 4 songs for $20 for a private dance. A strip club where the strippers don't strip ?

First of all, don't believe anything on the web site. The club opens at 3pm, not 12 noon. The $5 discount ticket on the site wasn't honored at 3pm, and the doorman said it was only for nights. Entrance fee was $10. The cheapest dances are couch dances for $25, which I'm told are NOT topless. These are available for $10 if you first buy a $10 wristband. There were four dancers and 3 customers there at 3pm. One dancer said two more girls were due after 4pm. When I first arrived, "Candy" said a few sentences to me while I was still trying to get my eyes, and just before I left "Karma" spent a few minutes chatting. Other than that, all the girls sat on a bench talking with each other. No customer contact, no marketing. All four girls were attractive, but none was stunning. I never got it right, but most of the dance packages were insanely expensive. They were pushing VIP sessions for $100, and some other sessions for $160 and $350 I think. I can't even get my mind around that. I've been to a lot of clubs, in four different countries, and never hear of prices that high. I stayed less than an hour, but I never saw anyone get a dance - no wonder ! The stage was a little higher than I like - it hurts the neck to watch. This may be the darkest club I've been to. Why do they make the clubs so dark? Don't they want you to see how beautiful the girls are ? As usual, the music was way too loud. The surroundings were fairly nice, and the club is large inside. The club is located in an industrial section, not far from downtown. The parking lot is behind the building, and I was a little concerned about the safety of my car. They have a snack bar, but I didn't see any sign of table service until "Karma" was chatting with me. It was obvious the purpose of the table service was to sell me a ladies drink. I would NOT recommend this club, nor would I go back. If you want good stage dances, go to City Limits where the stage is low and the dancers get up close and personal. If you want great laps, go to Centerfolds, where dances in the VIP are always 2 for $20 after a $10 wrist band, but if you want to spend $100-$350, there are much more fun ways to spend that amount.