Reviews by NotFromTX

I didn't have much time on a Friday afternoon, but I had business in Round Rock and opportunity knocked. It was maybe three years since I last made it to P10. The club…

It had been quite awhile since I'd last gone to the Yellow Rose when I visited Friday night. I managed to find two hot, very young dancers who I hung around with all night.…

It had been at least a couple of years since I had last been to P10 when I visited Thursday afternoon. I have had varied experiences, but they were in the past and probably…

I visited the YR at 8:00 pm Sunday, and at first thought that I had made a mistake to go on a Sunday. There were only two girls dancing and a few more roaming…

I got to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am. It was my first time in about a year. Things started slow with a girl with huge artificial boobs (She…

I had not been to the YR for several years, partly because an extremely unattractive girl I know personally danced there once. By once, I mean one day only. Surely she made no money. Anyway,…

You might be a little turned off by a club like LG that doesn't go topless. And you probably should be if you don't pay for the private dances. On stage, the girls come out…

I managed to get away today (Tuesday afternoon) to Perfect 10. I wasn't aware of $2 Tuesdays and was amazed by the high number of cars in the lot. I thought there'd be…

I made my way to Palazio's on a Tuesday afternoon after my tennis tournament ended in the morning. I have been there maybe 4 times in the afternoon and never at night. I am always…

For the first time ever, I visited the "new" (It must be over 10 years old) Baby Dolls at night--a Saturday. I had been there several times during the day, but not for several years.…

I don't get to Austin too often,and it had been about a year since I had been to Perfect 10. P10 has long had a reputation for good-looking girls, and in my opinion the quality…

It's true that there is no topless dancing in GR, but Godiva's is a very satisfying club. On a short visit to Michigan, I made it to LGs on a Friday and then a Tuesday…

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after my new car's servicing got done early. I've read negative things about Palazio here and elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't get it. Everybody I talked…

I had been at La Boheme once before, and I still like it, although I'm not sure why. The last time I scored the best-looking girl by far on a weekend night, and had…

I visited P10 on a Sunday night, hoping to see a dancer who had moved there from another Austin club. The girl at the door said my dancer no longer worked at P10, but…

I was back in Dallas after months away, and my only chance to visit my old neigborhood place was a Sunday night. Who would have thought? Two of my favorite all-time dancers were…

Got to the Gold Club last night (Saturday after 10) and Cathy, my favorite, was "on vacation." There were relatively few interesting girls at first, but then Mint came to the stage. She…

A fairly frequent visitor to Austin, I have been visiting the Yellow Rose ever since they recruited Sugar's best dancers maybe eight years ago. Well, Sugar's is back. Encouraged by reviews here, I…

I was in Denver for a conference and hit the conveniently located La Boheme around 11 on a Saturday night. The girl at the door was lovely. Although they had a sign about no longer…

I made it to the Gold Club a couple of weeks ago at about 11 on a Saturday night. As usual, I headed straight to the VIP section and had a fantastic time.…

Ecstasy is an easy drive from Anaheim if you're at a convention. It's weird. Ecstasy doesn't serve alcohol, and, unlike places I know of outside California, they don't allow it on premises.…

My morning meeting downtown was over before noon, and my next was an afternoon in North Dallas at 3. So I had a chance for my first visit to the Lodge, but only for…

In DC on business I went to Camelot for the first time Saturday night. It is a comfortable place, and I definitely enjoyed myself. I watched the dancers unaccompanied for about 30 minutes,…

Before Christmas I made it to the GC on a Friday night. I knew I would be there for awhile, so I headed straight for VIP. It's still $50 for VIP including entrance…

I visited the Gold Club last Thursday, arriving about 10. It was slow going at first, but I decided to pony up for VIP. A marginally OK dancer latched on to me, and…