You might be a little turned...

You might be a little turned off by a club like LG that doesn't go topless. And you probably should be if you don't pay for the private dances. On stage, the girls come out with ornate big bra-like tops and the top-half strip consists of taking them off in favor of nice little tops that you'd appreciate on a beach but wouldn't be surprised to see there. The strip of the bottom half is a little better. You won't see that much ass on many Michigan beaches. So why is Lady Godiva's my very favorite club anywhere despite my extensive experience with the best of Texas, Florida, Nevada, and California? Because you can get rooms with reasonable privacy with the sweetest young girls in all of club dancing. As my absolutely beautiful, ATF from Oklahoma at LG told me last Saturday, non-topless places are the best. You don't get prostitutes, but you do get great girls. I don't want to encourage the police in conservative Grand Rapids, so regard the rest of my review as fiction, cops. But for non-cops, what do you suppose might happen in fairly private booths? Highly satisfactory experiences, as long as you're not looking for sex of the type you'd expect from a prostitute. And I'm not. My experience in private at LG was very similar to what I have experienced in countless clubs in the hottest strip-club states. The only difference is that I never saw the naked back of my dancers at LG, because they're not about to take off more than they can get back on in a hurry. YMMV, but I have had similar experiences in my three visits over the course of two years (I rarely get to Michigan). You just don't find girls as cute, natural, and eager to please in the states with the more sophisticated clubs. There's something pleasurable about struggling to reach the naked tit stage. It makes Lady Godiva's the ultimate GFE (girl friend experience) club in the world, I think. I may have just been lucky, because the girls at LG are by no means uniformly hot, but every time I've gone to LG, there has been one girl who has been hot as hell and good beyond belief.