Reviews by tuscl

Several weeks ago, I game Industrial Strip one last visit before moving out of the Chicago area for the foreseeable future. I haven't been to the club in a while because of a considerable…

Went in to the Tattle for the first time in a few years... was pretty late- like 1:00am, and I was pretty wasted - looking for a good time. Had some cash to…

The Capital Hideaway is now open Mondays for the summer!!! Summer Hours: Monday through Saturday From 5pm till 3am Capital Hideaway is an All Nude Gentleman's club discreetly located ten minutes from downtown Albany, NY. Our remote location is…

I stopped by this place for the first time in a few years and I regretted it. The club is ran so strict and pushy. The girls are chased around with cattle prods by bouncers…

I recently took a day to go to cocoa beach, and afterward me and my buddies usually stop at Lido's on the way home. The girls are usually all very nice and good looking. The…

I went here early in the year. It was a SLOW cold monday night so the girls were a little pushy about dances. There were two young girls that were absolutly SMOKING hot. I payed…

Very disappointed. Been going there for a while and many management changes. In March, they brought in a great management team and the club began to be one the best clubs around. I saw some…

I dance at one of the other clubs in the city and I went into Flashdancers as a patron with one of my regular customers after we'd had dinner one night. The club was…

Even on a slow night here they usually have seven or eight girls, half of them are what I would call "considerable" (as in good looking enough to maybe consider a dance with if I'm…

I stopped in last Friday just to pass time before going home. There were quite a few girls about 7. One redhead on the thicker side but perfect tits! She had a great personality and…

I arrived about 9PM and there were about 10 dancers on shift that night. This place is not very nice on the inside or out. You know why you are here, and it…

The girls are nice and eager to please. They vary from ghetto to fairly well read. Watch out for the bullet holes, cottage cheese, and hemorrhoids. There used to be a girl…

Had to quit going to this club. Was afraid of all the Bs flying around there. Plus some of those girls being too damn rough. Ya got to watch out for hippacrits in that damn place.…

This is a great club with a variety of dancers and not too much pressure. The girls are nice and this place has a great intimate feeling to it. The dancers seem to all get…

This was the most incredible strip club I've ever been to. The place is enourmous, almost overwhelming when you arrive. Can be a bit hard to get a tale unless you buy a…

BOTTOM LINE: highly recommended most of the time. Always remember YMMV.  I have been going to Visions for five years and almost always have a good time. The girls are generally 6/7s on a very strict…

I went Monday afternoon, after leaving work early. There were two really hot dancers and a few that were not my type. The dancers were friendly, one I'd actually known for a long time from…

Although Visions is by far my favorite club in New Orleans (check out the review page if you havent seen it yet), I prefer this place and Scores Mansion on the rare occasions I visit…

Since I just joined TUSCL, I feel I have a duty to the other hobbiest reading this site to review this shithole. Do not go here unless wasting money is your idea of a…

I had went there for a bachelor party. It was allright, we were about the only ones there all night maybe about 6 people besides our group. So the girls mainly stayed with us.…

Okay, first of all, there is no tampon changing nor condoms allowed in the dressing room at Escapades. That post was made by an ugly ass girl who was fired for fucking someone in V.I.P. THERE IS…

Nice club with some hotties, yet has a few drawbacks. First, The Dancer Drink push is incredibly strong and annoying. Second, the VIP room is simply a curtain separating the VIP's and the normal $10…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful…

Dude. One Word. Filth. I cant believe how this place can still be operational. There's like so much illegal shit going on like right there in front of you. Normally, this would be cool, hell…

Wife surprised me for my birthday and took me there,was not too crowded for a Saturday night. Enjoyed watching all the dancers pay attention to my wife. Had a few lap dances and so did…