Reviews by tuscl

I stopped by here because I saw the signs saying live dancers. It's not really a club, though they say they are going to open one sometime. It's lap dances and old school…

I usually don't write in this kind of web portal. In this case I decided to write a HIGLY NEGATIVE COMMENT about Kino. Summarising: DON'T GO THERE SINCE IT IS TOTALLY UNUSFUL AND NOT FUNNY, BUT MAINLY…

Stopped in while on business in the valy. Just killing time not wanting to go back to hotel. GLAD I DID!! I was in there less than 10 minutes when I hit jackpot. A hispanic…

Went there for the first time it was great noticed girls go after guys they like lucky for me I pulled 5 bitchs off the break brother was pissed only bc I was 20 but…

Do not support this place. My boyfriend & a friend of his were in the club the night of august 11th. They sat at the bar all night, did not bother any of the girls…

Very well lit for a strip club. Lots of hot women(over a hundred a night on the weekends). Sadly, most of them have bad attitudes and empty heads. I prefer the classier…

Very expensive, not many pretty dancers and they didn't even seam to enjoy it. Usually i go for à few private dancers but here I haven't found anyone that would be worth spending thoose money on. Club…

This place is nasty. I walked in and the girls are all fat and have sores on their mouth, nose and had scabs face and arms. I wanted to turn around but my friend…

I can't believe I'm saying this, but this club now treats its customers even worse and tries to siphon more money than the Brass Rail! I ordered three beers in an hour and a half,…

I have been to this club 3-4 times in the past one year. Nice place to visit. Not many customers until 9 p.m. So you get more attention from the dancers asking for…

On my most recent visit I tried the food and it was excellent. The churrasco and tostones were to die for. Now for the ladies, there is a wide selection of which most are Hispanic.…

I finally visited the lusty lady when in town after hearing much about it. i wanted a quick, cheap and discreet entertainment option late morning. The club was as sleazy as others have described. I don't…

I love the skybox,it's the cleanest safest place you'd ever want to be.Most of the girls that work there are good smart classy ladies and always beauiful and sweet or they can't stay.Drinks prices are…

I went to the kitkat and i had a good time, my spouse was able to enjoy the evening aswell. the girls where really friendly, and the place was clean. it was very cheap compaired…

I visited Xplicit Nice club Very clean not like most, just one down fall, a Dancer if you want to say she's a dancer cuz she never danced once the whole time. I sat…

Beach Girls was alright, though I only have the experience of being at 3 different strip clubs. This one included. They have a nice variety of different types of girls at this place:…

I suppose that for San Antonio this is the place to go. They do, by far, have the better looking women. I can't say BEST because, quote frankly, compared to other cities SA just doesn't…

A decent club. Dancers were friendly and available. Lap dances were fantastic! Thanks M.J.! Good quality fun and look forward to my return. I was at the same club many years ago and it has…

Cool Place! Try it out! I have been to several strip bars but this was the first where I could get nude too! I went in Living Dolls and there were several young good looking girls…

Thi was my first time to this club. Had a good mix of average and great looking dancers. They have a lot of international dancers. So a good variety. They had a $5 entry fee…

Visited club for the first time on Saturday midnight, club is big with 3 stages, VIP lounge and full bar. Club is crowded, don't except attention. Lighting in the stages are not good, could be…

Horrible Bachelor Party last night! No girls for the first hour at a $150 "VIP" room. What a joke, 5 girls total for 8 guys over a 4 hour period. They even kicked out the…

First time going to a Spearmint Rhino Establishment and wasn't too impressed. They don't allow the dancers to choose any Hip hop or rap music anymore so alot of the guys were complaining about the…

a lot more cramped than i thought itd be, but still nice. there were more than a few attractive girls on stage, as expected on a friday night during the height of shore season, but…

The name "Toppers" is completely misleading. If you're looking for girls with anything above B cups, you're in the wrong place. Also, it's not a full nude bar. If you like girls with some meat…