Reviews

Parking/Valet: Parking is in a lot that is west of the club. There is also parking on the street when the lot of full. Parking lot is well light and security does walk through the lot…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was in Cleveland to catch Rolling Stones and the show just had let out at the where the Cleveland Browns play so I was right downtown. Traffic was a clusterfuck…

First, let me start by saying that I found this place by accident in case any biases in my review become apparent. I was on my way to Magic City, a club I hadn't visited…

I was in the mood to see strippers on Saturday night and really wanted to see something in its prime so I decided to go to the Crazy Horse and thought to myself that if…

The club charges a cover maybe $10 in the evening I think. There is one main room with a bar and some tables and a single stage that I'm aware of. There…

A friend of mine (well, a dancer I know from another club) had recently started working at Crazy Horse downtown. My office is not far from the club, so I thought it might be kind…

I stopped by on a weeknight, around 9:30. The club is in an easily walkable area, which was deserted In the immediate vicinity but close enough to activity that I wasn’t concerned. As…

So I walked in at about 10 o’clock Wednesday night and it had maybe 15 to 20 customer and 8 to 10 dancers a range of the race, size and shapes. Got a $4 bottled…

Had tickets to the baseball game, but it was coooold... Hung in there a few innings and decided no mas. Parked near the Horse so decided to drop in for a drink and to…

So while in the area decided to stop in at the downtown club after being at the east club the night before. Have not been to this club before but from the prior reviews…

I was back at Crazy Horse a couple of weeks ago. I was there for about an hour starting around midnight. When I walked in there were only about 10-12 customers and maybe about six…

I stopped by late Wednesday night. No one at the door to collect cover charge so I walked in free. No troll in bathroom either. The $15 dances are done in cheap booths. Maybe because…

Headed over to the Crazy Horse after being in Cleveland for a conference. Wasn't expecting much based on the reviews, but it was within walking distance of my hotel. Got in right around the start…

I found myself downtown and some time to kill. I have not been at this club in quite some time, I remembered the dayshift could be some fun with the right girl. So I arrived…

I've been to Crazy Horse downtown once before, but on a Saturday night. I got out of a meeting a little early and was in the mood to hit a club before heading home, so…

A proverb I heard several years ago says that one of the best uses of $20 is to loan it to a new acquaintance/business partner. Based on if/when the money gets paid back, you'll learn…

Was in Cleveland recently and stopped in Alibi, Magic City and Crazy Horse. Will only post update on Crazy Horse. My time at the other places was fine but not worthy of a review. Anyway,…

Buddy of mine invited me to the cavs game so, in appreciation for the tickets, I suggested we meet at the Horse and I'd treat him (and I) to some pregame entertainment. Club was…

I stopped by the Crazy Horse after a work happy hour on a Thursday night. I had a coupon so I did not have to pay a cover charge. In fact, I'm not sure how…

Thought i'd try a different club for a change so I hit the Crazy Horse. Nice enough place, clean, clientele wasn't too shady looking. I went on an early evening on a Friday. Can't expect…

Its probably been 20 years since I visited this club. But I was staying downtown and decided to stop before hitting my room. The place is totally different inside and for the better.…

I stopped in for the first time in several months. At first, it seemed like it was going the way of the Bedford Crazy Horse with stricter rules in the lap dance area. But then…

Dances start at 3 for $60. Not sure about rates for longer. Decent location downtown and the few girls that I saw there were not bad at all. This trip was on a Friday…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out the local stripper scene. I did some research and saw that this place was near my hotel. So I Went to…

I was in town for a Browns' game and decided to come to the Crazy horse later on after the game since it was close to my hotel. All in all it was an ok…