Bare Assets Reviews

Stopped in last night around 10pm. Just to waste 28$ dollar. Being that it was a Monday I expected it to be somewhat dead, but I def didn’t expect what I walked in to, 10 dollar cover for the door and I really wish I would have asked...

I came to Bare Assets on a Sunday evening when invited by an old friend. I haven't visited this club in about 5 years. The demographic has definitely changed. When I visited years ago, it was mostly Caucasian women, with maybe one or two black women. But, now it's nothing...

I had a little time before a flight so I stopped by this place since it’s kind of on the way to the airport. I shouldn’t have bothered.

The club is in a run down looking nondescript building fronting on a main highway. There was no one at the door...

I had been wanting to checkout Bare Assets for some time now and finally did. Not going to make a final judgment on this visit because it was a Sunday afternoon and only two dancers working. There were about 5 customers present. The bartender was a friendly cute Blonde who...

First time here. Dropped in to unwind around 6:30. Things didn't get going until about 7:30. When they say "bikini bar" they totally mean it! They apparently have a "tops-on" policy on the dance floor, as I watched a dancer who flashed her breasts while...

I had a fun time at this club which is located in an industrial part of town across from a Budweiser plant. Parking was free, and there was a $5 admission fee. I ordered a beer and was quickly approached by an attractive white dancer in her late 20s with...

Was in the area for a sale appointment that didn't end up happening. Decided to take the ride down Main Street for grins and giggles. No sooner than I passed on getting on 295 I saw it on the left and did a U turn. It was 5 15...

So I'm on the road and looking for a solid place to crash and end up here. It was late so I didn't want to go looking around. Got in and it seemed pretty dead. I don't know if it was just bad timing on my part...

Used to frequent club until they changed managers on day shift. Couldnt remember why I stopped coming in but remembered quickly when I got there. First of all the manager stripped on stage, I don't wanna see a dude up there. Girls said it happens alot. ...

Wow. Worst and shortest strip club visit in my life.

The club is located across the street from the Budweiser plant in an industrial part of town. Reminds me of the strip clubs off Fulton Industrial Blvd. in Atlanta. It's in an odd spot; the original owner must've been high when...

I gave this bar my first visit after receiving a text from a dancer I know who had been fired from Jacksonville's Centerfold Lounge and said she was now dancing at Bare Assets....claiming that it was "just like Centerfold except the girls sometimes get naked". Well, I visited on a...

NOT to be confused with Bare Assets in Holiday FL! No comparison. Not a great experience here. It was still early, I left before dark, but just wasn't impressed. Not a lot of people in the club but it wasn't empty. About 5-6 girls I...

I stopped by Bare Assets on Super Bowl Sunday; it was a fairly decent decision because the game was a serious disappointment. The club itself has a standard set-up with a bar that provides a decent view of the stage. There was a scattering of tables and near the door...

I actually danced at this club last year in September. The club isn't horrible on the outside and is pretty okay on the inside. There are a few FAT girls working there, 1 or 2 blacks and the rest are white girls that are solid 4s. The Dj plays a...

I stopped at BA on a Monday and Thursday afternoon last month. As I've reviewed before, this is not the best club in Jax, but it is the closest to the airport. I smoke cigars, which is allowed inside, and that's another reason that I stop here when...

I went here as I had extra time near the airport. I read the reviews, I did not expect much, reviews have been accurate. No cover during the day. Awkward set up. Long and narrow the bar is on one side and the stage on the...

Sometimes I like to go to high-end clubs to look at the hot ladies... and other times I will pop into the low-end clubs because the girls are more friendly and try harder. NOT THIS PLACE. The girls are nothing to look at (if they were crossing the street I...

Well, I read the reviews of this place and should have known better. I had about an hour before I needed to be at the Airport and yep, this one is the closest that I know of. It was about 2pm on a Monday June 10th, and there was 1...

This review is a few weeks late, but I'm going to share everything that I remember. I usually try to get a review written the day after a visit, but never got around to it. I visited this club on the night of Monday, May 20th, and overall...

This is not my favorite club ever, but it's really close to the JAX airport. If you're picking up someone or have a few hours to kill before a flight, this can be a decent way to spend it. It has a full bar and allows smoking, but...

They have remodeled alot in he last year or so, just redid their VIP room to a second stage area, drink prices are inline with other clubs. Its across the road, east of the Bud Beer plant, how nice is that? @ tall dark hair bartenders, one dances on Friday's...

From reading the reviews I thoguht this would be an awful club, but I was waiting for a buddies plane to arrive and wanted a beer so... The club is easy to find and has ample parking. There was everything from Mercedes to beat up trucks in the lot...so I...

this place is a toilet.. i used to dj here in 2000 2001 and whoever took it over ran the place into the dirt.. dancers running around barefoot... the place smelled really bad... and the bartender looked like some homeless guy that walked in off the street...and he claimed he...

Once upon a time this was fun little high traction, lot of action place. They added a private room and want to charge $40 for private dances in a wooden enclave with a metal folding chair. The girl who "axed" me to dance wouldn't have made $20 on the crner...

"Club" appeared to be an old house. There were only 2 girls present. It was so run down, both outside & inside that it didn't seem it could possibly be in business. Price was quite high for a "private" dance which turned out to be in a...