Smiles II Reviews

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review
15 years ago
I've heard so much about this...
I've heard so much about this place, and never got a chance to go check it out until now. I have to say that all of the hype is real. This place rocks! The...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
I recently had a home party...
I recently had a home party with PoleDancer101 and our instructor told us to visit this club for a pole dance competition event. Me and a couple of my girlfriends went because we...
12Look
review
15 years ago
Lot of girls and not many...
Lot of girls and not many customers. Unfortunately that means that they were very pushy for the dollars, especially the older past their prime russians. The girls got better look as the night went...
iamjacksragingid
review
16 years ago
Hadn't been to Smiles in years...
Hadn't been to Smiles in years and decided to check it out after repeated visits to Pumps and the endless Russian dollar trains that go there only led to disappointing outings. The Smiles...
bsmith
review
16 years ago
The place is old and feels...
The place is old and feels worn out. The layout is a square room with an L shape wrap around bar with narrow dancing stages inside the L. It caters to a...
Sumladarin
review
16 years ago
In the area recently figured I...
In the area recently figured I would give Smilies a try since I know the Showplace is not worth the trip. Got ther early on a wednesday afternoon. just a few girls working the...
upsman90
Florida
review
17 years ago
very nice but extremly small!!! Not the...
very nice but extremly small!!! Not the best area but the girls are hot! Unfortunatly no nudity. But they do have massage girls. The vip room is microscopic too. But its not the worst place in jersey. ...
wondergrl5
review
17 years ago
Been there several times and never...
Been there several times and never dissappointed. Dancers are very good looking and quite sexy. bartenders are very friendly. Drink prices were fair, not really high. Was a real fun atmosphere each time I...
Ratrun
review
17 years ago
Parking is a little tight, no...
Parking is a little tight, no organization in the parking layout. We have been there twice, and both times I'm afraid someone's going to get sloshed and hit my truck. The bar is large, but...
couplefromjersey
review
18 years ago
This bar is in the most...
This bar is in the most inconvenient location I have ever seen. The parking lot was a mess. the bar inside is roomy, a welcome change from some of the cramped places I’ve been...
K
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
Stopped by Smiles II Tuesday afternoon...
Stopped by Smiles II Tuesday afternoon and the place was pretty quiet. The dollar parade was in full force with a few diamonds in the rough. I havent visited in quite some...
bubbajr
review
18 years ago
Pretty run of the mill place....
Pretty run of the mill place. Girls are average with some eights, generally nothing below a five. The place is safe and caters to a mix of locals and business. There are no private dances...
rodger
review
19 years ago
This is basically a bikini bar....
This is basically a bikini bar. There are two pool tables to the left as you enter, and then a large "L" shaped bar that takes up most of the room. The...
synner2day
review
19 years ago
Stopped in for a cold one...
Stopped in for a cold one on a recent Tuesday afternoon about 3:45. A cold one seemed overpriced for the afternoon at $5.25, so needless to say it was one and out. ...
testcat
Pennsylvania
review
20 years ago
Good sized club with a large...
Good sized club with a large L-shaped bar and 2 pool tables. Typical NJ bikini go-go ... the girls are fairly friendly but primarily interested in collecting as many $1 bills as they can,...
JerseyJack
review
20 years ago
Lots of hot looking women working...
Lots of hot looking women working but showing very little flesh. No lap dances. The girls are absolute vacumn cleaners when it comes to the singles in your wallet. They dance...
DRDave
Oregon