Smiles II

middle of the summer, and no liquor license so i figured if i went inside dancers would be desperate and a good time would be had. boy was i wrong.…

This club is by far the worst in the area. The girls are fat and ugly missing teeth........ they will try to lure you into doing stuff that isn't legal like doing…

as others have said as well, the club currently has a ban on alcohol sales until september. so what was an excuse to grab a drink, or a few shots is…

The club has a 4 month ban on the sale of alcohol. Booze won't be available to purchase until September. Cheapest thing is $6.75 water or soda. Went between…

Not sure what the deal is but every time I go to this place, it seems like it gets dirtier and dirtier. Which if you have ever been there....is quite a…

I was in the area and stopped by one Wednesday night about 2-3 weeks ago and I was not impressed with what I saw. After trying to figure out where the place…

Don't go out of your way for this one, ok as a time killer. First time here. No cover on a Monday night. Beer was $6. Easy to get to, right off…

This review goes back a couple of weeks, I have never been here before, but was working in area on a Sunday and stopped by early afternoon, not too long after they…

Been here about a dozen times in 5 years, insanely different experience each time. Overall the "average" trip has been weaker than normal for the world of strip clubs. Anything from…

This review is based on my second visit at the bar. The building itself is pretty spatious. There is a ton of room at the bar, and the stage for the dancer…

Went to Smiles 2 because it is down the street from where I work. Dancer quality was very low. Went here on a Tuesday at about 3 pm. Two very heavy, 2 average and…

This was my first visit to Smiles II during the day. If you look back on my review from a couple years ago it's a nice place to visit at night. However…

There is not much to say about this location. I happened to be driving by and I decided to go in for a beer. The place was overly dark and…

Before I get into my review, I must say that the laser lights in this place will literally make you dizzy and give you a migraine. I have no idea why they…

Smiles II is a friendly spot with a variety of dancers giving something for everyone's taste. Beers are $4.50/$5.50 for domestic/import. It was quiet when I came in but was picking up…

Stopped in this club after a long while just to see what was happening. It had been a couple of years and not much had changed. Parking lot was 1/3 full at…

Honestly, I almost never stop at Smiles II because of a few less than impressive visits I've had in the past. But regardless, I found Rest-a-bit Tavern to be closed at…

Stop by at this bar after a disappointing time at showplace soon as I walked in this place I saw a perfect ass starring at me a smile was on my face.then…

Oh, Smiles! I worked here for a while. I'll start by saying this place isn't fancy! There is a large parking lot outside and tons of seating around the rather large L…

Single best feature -- bartenders will do a private dance. Every guy's fantasy is the forbidden fruit of the "non-dancer". Showed up on a Sunday and started hanging with one…

Hadn't been here in a long time. Dancers were good but the dollar parade was very aggressive. Went last night at about 9:00 after a long day. What I saw was the…

entered in the club around 10pm on sunday. took a seat at the far side of the bar and waiting to be served. bartender was a cute busty blonde who…

Haven't been to Smiles in probably ten years. I decided to stop by since I was going to visit friends near the bar on Saturday and swung by for a couple. A…

This was THE first GO GO I went to on my 21st birthday. I always found the patrons to be assholes. There were pool tables from my recollection. Dancers,…

Went here on a Sunday night, not too exciting but not terrible. The club isn't much to see, its very dark but you can tell it can use some love. Not many…

I've been here a few weekends because I drive a dancer to work there. Personally, I think all of the dancers there are ugly and fat. Most of them are drug addicts,…

I tend to go to 4 or 5 clubs in a 15 mile radius and for my money Smiles has the hottest dancers. They are younger, prettier and much more fun to…

Went during the afternoon. Place was pretty dead only about 2 people in there not including me. The girls are okay but the location is good. Sat down had a beer. Drinks…

Nothing to write home about, looks like a typical local strip bar. But mileage was pretty good. Not off the charts, but good. About 5 girls on in the late afternoon, none…

Came here on a sunday evening around 8 oclock. Was a little surprised wasnt busier for sunday night football.beers are pretty pricey 7.25.bartenders were average.2 dancers on stage when i got there…

Was in the area so stopped at smiles II to check it out. It's just off rt 46 and was not difficult to find. Parking lot next to building and the area…

I've been here on occasion and the place is unsanitary. I'm surprised the board of health hasn't come in to check it out. Girls were walking on the bar for…

Went here to celebrate a work friends promotion. We waved a girl over to pay for his lap dance and she refused to give him one he is not an ugly guy…

Decent Club. Girls are cute and friendly. Drinks a little on the pricey side. Atmosphere is nice and feels safe. Safe parking. Big bouncers. Pretty girls.…

An institution in ledgewood. Hasn't changed much throughout the years. Not the highest mieage club, but the dancers are generally hot. Newer lap dance areas is an improvement. The farthest seat is the…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening and was actually quite surprised. It was kind of early so not a lot of girls available but they were cute and friendly. Not high pressure…

I used to frequent smiles a many years ago. Stopped by last Sunday, was in the area and hungover so I decided to stop for a beer. Beers are not cheep at…

strip club was pretty average. Food was actually kind of good. it was $20 for a lap dance and there was a VIP room but i didnt go there. Overall, not…

Stopped in for the 1st time in a few years and I have to say, I don't know how this plce is still open. There was 2 guys sitting at the bar…

First off, the interior of the club is set up like your standard NJ go-go place. There's a bar and the dance stage is located right in the interior of the bar…

Ive been going there for a long time and the dancers change a lot and I've seen some great looking girls there lately. I sometimes like black girls and I have seen…

First time back to Smiles this year. Visited in late afternoon, place was quiet, maybe 3 -4 customers and 8 dancers. A diverse mix of dancers from young (18-20) to older…

Great club. Easy to find and get to. Safe parking. Girls are great. Gotten plenty of lap dances. Some were standard, some were well worth it.…

the girls were all friendly mostly brazilian chicks from brooklyn new york , lap dances were in a open area in the back everyone can see everyone and the bouncer checks in…

I used to work here as a dancer .. it was a place to practice pole tricks before I went somewhere else. I worked there for 2 months, there's 4 older women…

I went here with a buddy on a Friday night around midnight. There was no cover charge. There was about 20 guys in there around this time. Smiles is…

Not much has changed over time. A lot of Latina dancers. One grabbed the stool next to me almost immediately, wanted to date and drain my dollars. After telling her I had…

It had been a while since I stopped by here so I checked it out to see what's changed. Turns out, basically nothing. In fact, it seems to have gotten…

Been here a couple of times having read the reviews on this website. Each time I've come, I wonder why I return. Yes it is a nice large club with…

Now I normally don't mess with bikini bars buT I have to say that hen you stuck in Puritan state I ould recommend his place. Bartenders are jersey nines and the dancers…

I've heard so much about this place, and never got a chance to go check it out until now. I have to say that all of the hype is real. This place…

I recently had a home party with PoleDancer101 and our instructor told us to visit this club for a pole dance competition event. Me and a couple of my girlfriends went…

Lot of girls and not many customers. Unfortunately that means that they were very pushy for the dollars, especially the older past their prime russians. The girls got better look as the…

Hadn't been to Smiles in years and decided to check it out after repeated visits to Pumps and the endless Russian dollar trains that go there only led to disappointing outings.…

The place is old and feels worn out. The layout is a square room with an L shape wrap around bar with narrow dancing stages inside the L. It caters…

In the area recently figured I would give Smilies a try since I know the Showplace is not worth the trip. Got ther early on a wednesday afternoon. just a few girls…

very nice but extremly small!!! Not the best area but the girls are hot! Unfortunatly no nudity. But they do have massage girls. The vip room is microscopic too. But its not the worst place in

Been there several times and never dissappointed. Dancers are very good looking and quite sexy. bartenders are very friendly. Drink prices were fair, not really high. Was a real fun atmosphere each…

Parking is a little tight, no organization in the parking layout. We have been there twice, and both times I'm afraid someone's going to get sloshed and hit my truck. The bar is…

This bar is in the most inconvenient location I have ever seen. The parking lot was a mess. the bar inside is roomy, a welcome change from some of the cramped places…

Stopped by Smiles II Tuesday afternoon and the place was pretty quiet. The dollar parade was in full force with a few diamonds in the rough. I havent visited in…

Pretty run of the mill place. Girls are average with some eights, generally nothing below a five. The place is safe and caters to a mix of locals and business. There are no…

This is basically a bikini bar. There are two pool tables to the left as you enter, and then a large "L" shaped bar that takes up most of the room.…

Stopped in for a cold one on a recent Tuesday afternoon about 3:45. A cold one seemed overpriced for the afternoon at $5.25, so needless to say it was one and…

Good sized club with a large L-shaped bar and 2 pool tables. Typical NJ bikini go-go ... the girls are fairly friendly but primarily interested in collecting as many $1 bills as…

Lots of hot looking women working but showing very little flesh. No lap dances. The girls are absolute vacumn cleaners when it comes to the singles in your wallet.…