Smiles II Reviews

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review
8 years ago
this place is on a steady decline
middle of the summer, and no liquor license so i figured if i went inside dancers would be desperate and a good time would be had. boy was i wrong. walked into...
lookinfourfun123
review
8 years ago
Never again
This club is by far the worst in the area. The girls are fat and ugly missing teeth........ they will try to lure you into doing stuff that isn't legal like doing drugs in...
Kurtalicuous1988
review
8 years ago
as others have said as well,...
as others have said as well, the club currently has a ban on alcohol sales until september. so what was an excuse to grab a drink, or a few shots is now a...
lookinfourfun123
review
9 years ago
Desperate situation
The club has a 4 month ban on the sale of alcohol. Booze won't be available to purchase until September. Cheapest thing is $6.75 water or soda. Went between 5 and...
Coke21
review
9 years ago
Its....ok? I guess
Not sure what the deal is but every time I go to this place, it seems like it gets dirtier and dirtier. Which if you have ever been there....is quite a feat. ...
doesnotmatter1000
review
9 years ago
Not stepping back here again....
I was in the area and stopped by one Wednesday night about 2-3 weeks ago and I was not impressed with what I saw. After trying to figure out where the place was (despite...
Elskinman
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
dont go out of your eay
Don't go out of your way for this one, ok as a time killer. First time here. No cover on a Monday night. Beer was $6. Easy to get to, right off interstate 80,...
wilecoyote
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
First time here, will return.
This review goes back a couple of weeks, I have never been here before, but was working in area on a Sunday and stopped by early afternoon, not too long after they opened ...
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nj_pete
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
Quality here is 100% random
Been here about a dozen times in 5 years, insanely different experience each time. Overall the "average" trip has been weaker than normal for the world of strip clubs. Anything from totally tame...
billskittles
New York
review
9 years ago
Not Bad, But Not Very Good Either
This review is based on my second visit at the bar. The building itself is pretty spatious. There is a ton of room at the bar, and the stage for the dancer is pretty...
MixedLuna
review
9 years ago
Dissapointing
Went to Smiles 2 because it is down the street from where I work. Dancer quality was very low. Went here on a Tuesday at about 3 pm. Two very heavy, 2 average and two downright...
crazydave6969
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
This was my first visit to Smiles II during the day
This was my first visit to Smiles II during the day. If you look back on my review from a couple years ago it's a nice place to visit at night. However the day...
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9 years ago
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greendoor
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
I was surprised by how Few Dancers there were!
There is not much to say about this location. I happened to be driving by and I decided to go in for a beer. The place was overly dark and there was...
emilio42
New York
review
9 years ago
The Lasers Will Kill You
Before I get into my review, I must say that the laser lights in this place will literally make you dizzy and give you a migraine. I have no idea why they just don't...
TheShockmaster
review
9 years ago
Smiles II is a friendly spot...
Smiles II is a friendly spot with a variety of dancers giving something for everyone's taste. Beers are $4.50/$5.50 for domestic/import. It was quiet when I came in but was picking up when I...
flipnotic.dave
New Jersey
review
9 years ago
Stopped in this club after a...
Stopped in this club after a long while just to see what was happening. It had been a couple of years and not much had changed. Parking lot was 1/3 full at ~930 pm...
ohyeah123
Massachusetts
review
10 years ago
Honestly, I almost never stop at...
Honestly, I almost never stop at Smiles II because of a few less than impressive visits I've had in the past. But regardless, I found Rest-a-bit Tavern to be closed at 9pm last...
lookinfourfun123
review
10 years ago
Stop by at this bar after...
Stop by at this bar after a disappointing time at showplace soon as I walked in this place I saw a perfect ass starring at me a smile was on my face.then I sat...
chuck44
New Jersey
review
10 years ago
Oh, Smiles! I worked here for...
Oh, Smiles! I worked here for a while. I'll start by saying this place isn't fancy! There is a large parking lot outside and tons of seating around the rather large L shaped bar,...
Thrasher75
review
10 years ago
Single best feature -- bartenders will...
Single best feature -- bartenders will do a private dance. Every guy's fantasy is the forbidden fruit of the "non-dancer". Showed up on a Sunday and started hanging with one of the...
Kingronnie
review
10 years ago
Hadn't been here in a long...
Hadn't been here in a long time. Dancers were good but the dollar parade was very aggressive. Went last night at about 9:00 after a long day. What I saw was the dancers equivalent...
emmitt
review
10 years ago
entered in the club around 10pm...
entered in the club around 10pm on sunday. took a seat at the far side of the bar and waiting to be served. bartender was a cute busty blonde who was about...
lookinfourfun123
review
10 years ago
Haven't been to Smiles in probably...
Haven't been to Smiles in probably ten years. I decided to stop by since I was going to visit friends near the bar on Saturday and swung by for a couple. A cute and...
fishinjay
review
10 years ago
This was THE first GO GO...
This was THE first GO GO I went to on my 21st birthday. I always found the patrons to be assholes. There were pool tables from my recollection. Dancers, I must...
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niggerlover
review
11 years ago
Went here on a Sunday night,...
Went here on a Sunday night, not too exciting but not terrible. The club isn't much to see, its very dark but you can tell it can use some love. Not many other patrons,...
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