Reviews

middle of the summer, and no liquor license so i figured if i went inside dancers would be desperate and a good time would be had. boy was i wrong. walked into the…

This club is by far the worst in the area. The girls are fat and ugly missing teeth........ they will try to lure you into doing stuff that isn't legal like doing drugs in the…

as others have said as well, the club currently has a ban on alcohol sales until september. so what was an excuse to grab a drink, or a few shots is now a juice…

The club has a 4 month ban on the sale of alcohol. Booze won't be available to purchase until September. Cheapest thing is $6.75 water or soda. Went between 5 and 6…

Not sure what the deal is but every time I go to this place, it seems like it gets dirtier and dirtier. Which if you have ever been there....is quite a feat. Drinks…

I was in the area and stopped by one Wednesday night about 2-3 weeks ago and I was not impressed with what I saw. After trying to figure out where the place was (despite being…

Don't go out of your way for this one, ok as a time killer. First time here. No cover on a Monday night. Beer was $6. Easy to get to, right off interstate 80, at…

This review goes back a couple of weeks, I have never been here before, but was working in area on a Sunday and stopped by early afternoon, not too long after they opened with…

Been here about a dozen times in 5 years, insanely different experience each time. Overall the "average" trip has been weaker than normal for the world of strip clubs. Anything from totally tame lapdance…

This review is based on my second visit at the bar. The building itself is pretty spatious. There is a ton of room at the bar, and the stage for the dancer is pretty big.…

Went to Smiles 2 because it is down the street from where I work. Dancer quality was very low. Went here on a Tuesday at about 3 pm. Two very heavy, 2 average and two downright disgusting. Have…

This was my first visit to Smiles II during the day. If you look back on my review from a couple years ago it's a nice place to visit at night. However the day is…

There is not much to say about this location. I happened to be driving by and I decided to go in for a beer. The place was overly dark and there was only…

Before I get into my review, I must say that the laser lights in this place will literally make you dizzy and give you a migraine. I have no idea why they just don't get…

Smiles II is a friendly spot with a variety of dancers giving something for everyone's taste. Beers are $4.50/$5.50 for domestic/import. It was quiet when I came in but was picking up when I left. My…

Stopped in this club after a long while just to see what was happening. It had been a couple of years and not much had changed. Parking lot was 1/3 full at ~930 pm on…

Honestly, I almost never stop at Smiles II because of a few less than impressive visits I've had in the past. But regardless, I found Rest-a-bit Tavern to be closed at 9pm last Sunday,…

Stop by at this bar after a disappointing time at showplace soon as I walked in this place I saw a perfect ass starring at me a smile was on my face.then I sat down…

Oh, Smiles! I worked here for a while. I'll start by saying this place isn't fancy! There is a large parking lot outside and tons of seating around the rather large L shaped bar, 3…

Single best feature -- bartenders will do a private dance. Every guy's fantasy is the forbidden fruit of the "non-dancer". Showed up on a Sunday and started hanging with one of the dancers,…

Hadn't been here in a long time. Dancers were good but the dollar parade was very aggressive. Went last night at about 9:00 after a long day. What I saw was the dancers equivalent of…

entered in the club around 10pm on sunday. took a seat at the far side of the bar and waiting to be served. bartender was a cute busty blonde who was about to…

Haven't been to Smiles in probably ten years. I decided to stop by since I was going to visit friends near the bar on Saturday and swung by for a couple. A cute and friendly…

This was THE first GO GO I went to on my 21st birthday. I always found the patrons to be assholes. There were pool tables from my recollection. Dancers, I must say,…

Went here on a Sunday night, not too exciting but not terrible. The club isn't much to see, its very dark but you can tell it can use some love. Not many other patrons, about…