Oh, Smiles! I worked here for...
Oh, Smiles! I worked here for a while. I'll start by saying this place isn't fancy! There is a large parking lot outside and tons of seating around the rather large L shaped bar, 3 poles and free buffet twice a day! The bathrooms are horrible! Lap dance rooms are ok I guess, not any more sketchy than a standard NJ Gogo bar. Personally the free buffet is great and I don't know of anyone ever getting sick by it so don't believe those lies. Bar food that you pay for (personal pizza, a burger, fries, steak etc) is ok nothing too fancy or gourmet. DOLLAR PARADE on full blast at all times, especially when it is slow (daytime and Sundays, Mondays, and Wednesdays). Lap dances are 20 (girls get half), VIP Dances are $80 for three songs in the private room I believe. How the dance goes honestly depends on which girl you pick. A few are straight and narrow, but others are much more mischievous if you get me. DJs depending on which night play an electic mix of tunes. The manager is not too pleasant so don't expect anything much there if you happen to need to deal with him.
The quality of dancers is a hit or miss. The old Greek manager will almost hire anybody, but I can honestly say that the girls here are the sweetest bunch! There is something for everyone there. White, black, brazillian, Dominican, you name it and there is at least one girl there of that ethnicity. Some know pole tricks, some don't. But if you're looking for crazy stage antics I wouldn't go looking in Smiles. The bartenders are sweet except for the one old horse face looking brunette bartender! Very rude. The rest are generally great though. Everyone expects to get tipped after dances. You can dance with a bartender but YOU PAY DOUBLE THE PRICE so keep that in mind. It's worth going if you want a very chill night, nothing buck wild! The girls usually all get along and are nice so that's a plus. Just check it out
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