Reviews

In a grimier are of town and has a trailer park directly behind it, but relatively safe. I've been here several times in the last couple of months. Best thing about it, dances are always $10 a song. Usually one of a few white guys, rest of clientele is hispanic and black and same breakdown with the dancers. Most dancers are 3 - 7 with an 8 here and there. Grindage can be very good depending upon the dancer and sometimes the shift. Weekend nights are too crowded and ratio of women to men is too small. Last time I went in I saw a dancer leave with a guy for about 15 minutes, come back in with the same guy walking in a bit behind her. Not sure what that was about. Overall a decent value but the beer selection isn't as good as Carl's and women aren't as pretty. Also, women here usually are not thick.

I have been here twice in the last 2 weeks, and each time it's been great. I've been here previously so I knew what to expect: a good, solid bikini bar with friendly ladies. And I was not disappointed at all. The 1st visit was on May 6 after the Bulls' playoff loss. I thought I'd go by and see if the ladies would cheer me up. They surely did, as I got 2 dances from Sasha, a thin White woman but with one of the sweetest personalities I've seen from a dancer. Sasha may be thin but she's not ugly-looking at all. After getting dances from her I decided to get a pair of two-girl dances with Sasha and Sabrina, another good-looking woman. These 2-girl dances are lots of fun and you're guranteed to get lots of grindage and contact from both girls; feels like heaven. And at $10 per dance ($20 for one 2-girl dance; each girl gets $10) this is a bargain. My 2nd recent visit was Saturday during the Cubs/White Sox Crosstown Classic. Watching the game, and I saw Diamond again. My last post I said she was a sweetheart and that has not changed. We had a couple of dances and had drinks together. Also got dances from Brazil and Kourtney, 2 hot-looking Black women. Kourtney, a tall and slender girl, provides lots of grindage with her dances, and I recommend her. Louie's has become my go-to place in the western suburbs. If you like friendly, good-looking women that provide dances at a reasonable price, go here.

I am sitting here right now and it just as previous reviews stated. Very small with an Oval bar on the right. I made the wrong call and sat on the wrong side of the bar. As you enter sit on the right on the back wall, much more private if you want a dance. There are 6 girls all of which are cuter than any of the other clubs around here. With that being said there are no stunners! Music is in Spanish but as a white guy I do not stick out too much:)! By the way $3 beers works for me. Worth a journey for $10 dances!

This place has consistently cuter dancers than the other joints in the area which are hit or miss. The early shift dancers before 7pm offer better value and its a little quieter. Gets crowded later at night esp. since this is a smaller place. I hate the recent change or remodel they did where they've put a huge island bar in the middle of the open area and in my opinion has greatly affected the seating arrangement and ability to get at least a little bit of a private dance.

Not too bad for a bikini joint. I went here a few weeks ago early on a Friday night. The girls were young, cute and friendly. Struck up a few conversations with the dancers as they worked their way around the horseshoe bar. Had one really nice encounter with a young Latina. She was very attentive and let my hands roam a little more than they probably should have. Overall, this isn't a bad place. There are much worse in Melrose Park. I frequent this place a few times a year and find the quality to be consistent.

Went here on Super Bowl Sunday. I have been here a couple of times before but stayed only briefly. This time I stuck around for awhile and it was worth it. Because of the Super Bowl they had a free buffet of chili, hot dogs, and chips, which I appreciated. Beers are $3. It's a mostly Latino clientle but there were also some white and black guys present. The dancers were very friendly and down-to-earth, and I wound up getting several dances. At $10 a dance (BTW the songs come from a jukebox, which means extended time dancing), this is a very good value, and I got plenty of grindage to go along with my dances. Also instead of at the bar, where most dances take place, I got mine in the corner where the pool table is - admittedly no privacy but at least the dancers appreciated it because they had more room to work with and do their thing. Overall a good time and I'll be back soon.

I went down to the Stone Park / Melrose Park area after seeing on TUSCL that there are about 5-6 strip clubs in the area. The area is close to O'Hare and I had some time to kill before going to the airport so it all made sense. When you pull up to the club, it is in a small little strip-mall type building next to a Mexican restaurant. The club doesn't look like much from the outside and it certainly doesn't look like a strip club. When you walk in it looks like every neighborhood bar I have ever been in. An oval bar on the right with about 20 stools, a pool table to the left and a juke box in the back. The drinks were cheap, about $3 for a Coors Light. This is a bikini bar, so don't expect to see a stage with dancers grinding away for dollars. This is a much more laid back atmosphere. It's like you local bar that just happens to have a few (4-5 that night) decent (and not so decent) women walking around in bikinis. I picked the best of the bunch and got a couple of $10 dances right at the bar. While there wasn't much privacy, it was kind of nice that I could enjoy the dance, drink my beer, and watch the hockey game on the TV. The dances were okay,plenty of grinding, plenty of contact, and she didn't mind when my hands wandered. If you want 10's, this isn't your place. You'll probably get a 6, a 7, and a bunch of 2-4's here. That being said, all the girls I talked to were nice and didn't give me a hard time when I said no to their dances. I'll be back again...it's a good place to have a couple of cold ones and enjoy the talent.

Went to Louie D's recently on a Monday evening. It's a very small place with the bar taking an oval-like shape; as been stated in earlier reviews there didn't seem to be much space on the back side. I ordered a beer from the barmaid; she was the best looking out of all the women there. I stated that she could be a dancer - as a matter of fact she was; she was tending bar for a couple of hours and then she would perform. I believe her name was Angie. The dances were $10. I waited for Angie to get relieved for her bartending duties, then she went in the back, changed, and came back out to the room. She gave me a nice dance and was also a very good talker. I had fun and wish I could've stayed but I had to go to work early the next morning. Still, it was worth it, and I plan on going back soon.

I think this club comes out slightly ahead of the four joints in the neighborhood closely followed by playpen in terms of value. $10 dances and dancer quality has improved with some new blondes showing up in recent times. But do not go during peak hours 10pm or 1am or so since this is a small bar (smallest among the four) and gets pretty packed. I was there during their Christmas party which included food and it was standing room only. Go a little early get your dances and go drinking/partying in one of the other bigger bars. This area is quite good for bar hopping. If you dont like what you see leave right away, no point in spending on a beer and killing time while other bars are hopping. You never know which one is having a good night, though weekends should be better in all.

Since the closing of OSB, I have not been making the trip to Melrose Park for the lingerie shows. The new Carl's is a bit too much like a sports bar for my taste and too many of the dancers tried to the $20 dance rate. I simply do not like to haggle. It ruins the mood. A week ago Saturday I tried Louie D's and was quite pleasantly surprised. While the mileage did not come near that of the old OSB, I did have a couple of great lap dances from a slender, very attractive young black woman. I must confess that she was the only attractive dancer in the place at the time. The other's were overweight, although one of the overweight dancers must have been dancing for one customer for at least a half hour - so maybe she knew what she was doing. While not OSB, this has been my best experience since.

Place is very small. Bar is shaped a like a horseshoe with people sitting around. Went around 7pm to catch some baseball. 2 black dancers and 2 Hispanic. One real hot Hispanic dancer sat next to me to chat up. Place feels more like a regular bar then bikini bar. Dancers don't really pressure for dancers like other places. Dances are done at the bar where yo are sitting. There is 0 privacy. Full grind-age but all the dancers were wearing nylons. Bar is ok, the security looked like hispanic gang members. Clients mostly older men ranging from hispanics who don't know any English or white business men. Beer $3 to $5. Shots $6 to $9 and most mixed drinks around that range. Parking is not too hard to find. You might have to block a few cars to park so expect for you to be asked to move, or you can park in the trailer home parking lot. Got a dance and was surprising shocked when the dancer flashed me. No touching of boobs, dancers will flash you if you are nice. But I guess that is on the hush hush. People are friendly and its a good place to go if you want to relax and blow some cash.

Part of me can't believe that this place has become the second-best club on the Mannheim corridor, behind Carl's. That has a lot to do with Bobby's taking a nose-dive in quality, but some of it is that Louie's has gotten better. The dances are still fairly tame, even by low Chicago-area standards, but the girls are all pretty good-looking and the mileage is OK. What really makes this a deal, though, is that all the dancers (or at least all the ones I've bought dances from) charge $10 a dance. Everywhere else in the area, $20 is typical. It's still just OK, but if you're in the area and you want to stretch your SC budget, Louie's is worth a look.