Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I saw a number of cars in the parking lot early one Monday evening (9-ish), so I thought I'd stop in for a look-see. Major disappointment. There were half-a-dozen or so booties on duty, four black, two white. Unlike others, I did not see any signs of...

First timer in this one. After having been to Industrial Strip, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about this one. Well, I've been mistaken for law enforcement before, but this time it might have cost me a really good time. I watched for a...

Walk in the first door, pay the doorman and sign his membership agreement and you get in the 2nd door. If he forgets to tell you, you can get your drink from the Coke machine behind the DJ booth. This place sure isn't about ambiance, just in case...

I've been to Honey's before and have read reviews about what is 'available' on the menu. So I decided to take advantage of the VIP room. Around 1:00 a.m. they offered a 15 minute VIP room special for $100, rather than the typical $150 for 30 or $250...

I stopped by Honey's last Thursday after being away for a while. Paid my door fee and then sat down. A cute slim ebony dancer came over and sat with me for about 30 minutes, playing with her left nipple the whole time. Gave me a offer...

Another visit to Honeys finds the same things, which is good. Same girls, new girls. Good prices if you get the four for $60. Girls that will dance (Diamond, Destiny)and a few who will make you come back for more. Yeah no bar or waitresses. It's a private club and...

Stopped in after not being here for a couple of years. It was a Friday night, and even though the place has been remodeled, I see no difference in this place. Girls are mostly ethnic, and it is pretty much anything goes if you flash a little cash. 50 bones...

Other reviews are accurate. $10 cover and you must become a member, whatever. Inside there is no bar, no waitress and nothing but some tables, chairs and a low stage. I hadn't been here in a number of years and things are totally different. I was...

Let's take this step by step. Outside the building is safe and looks like your typical SC. It's a members only club, but very easy to join. Be cool and you'll have a great time. $10 to get inthe door. Now inside there is no bar and it wasn't till...

This is a member's only club now. But dont worry, the membership is free. Cover is still 10 bucks. Came here around 10 PM on a Friday night. 4 dancers were working. 2 black and 2 white. Got a 3 - 50 from one...

I dislike this club for a number of reasons. It is both too dark and too loud, so that you cannot see or hear who you are talking to. That actually may not be a gad ting, though, because most of the girls are extremely ghetto. There...

I've stopped in this club twice during trips through town. It's been about 1/2 way along my trip, so seemed a good enough stopping point. Both times I stopped, it was about 7pm on a Friday evening. Suprisingly enough, when I entered the club, there was nobody...

Stopped in for the first time the other day. Was on my way to Deja Vu but the road was closed at the train tracks. So I decided to give Honey's a try. The place looks like a dump on the outside, however, the inside is your average strip club....

Went there today around 4 p.m. (right as they open). There was a scuzzy looking guy working the door. There is a $10.00 cover, though there is just one dancer. She was very young (looked 15), with tiny tits (her name was Missy). She hopped on...

Came here again on a Friday night at around 9 PM. There were 4 dancers working. All were white. They were in the range of 4-7. I got a nice lapdance from a slightly overweight girl named M****. One thing I hate is the small...

In reading the previous couple of reviews, I felt I should post about my experience with Honey's. I, too, have been there on weeknights and been very dissapointed. This place does not really come into it's own untill after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. Usually the dancers are more...

Went in here for 10 min and quickly left. I thought I was gonna get robbed. The lights are turned down so low you cant even come close to seeing the dancer's faces. I came here late night on a Monday and there was 2 black dancers...

Ok, so admitedly, I was here on a Wednesday evening about 11:30 PM, but this club was so pathethic, I thought it was a joke. Based on the other reviews, I will go to it one more time before totally writing it off, but here is what I found...

I read in the Post-Tribune that GPD raided the place last Sunday during one of the lock-ins. The Miller community activitists saw a flyer and contacted the vice squad who then attended the party. Eight people were arrested ... the manager, the owner, two dancers, a DJ,...

Stopped by on Monday night around 9:00. Place was very slow, I was the only customer and there were 3 girls. Jennifer (young, white, a little heavy), Paris (older, black, very thin) and Gemini (mixed, well built)

Cover was $10 and included unlimited non alcholic drinks.

Privated dances were 3...

I stopped by on Monday night. It was a little slow. There were lamost as many girls as there were customers. A hot little hispanic girl named Mystic sat down by me to talk. She was very nice. She had to go up on stage after we watched about...

This is one of my Go-To spots. If you want to have a good time you'll definitely get it here. Be up front with the girls about what you want. If they are not willing they will tell you who is....

Girls are not great looking but in general they are nice and quite liberal with the rules. My one experience in the back room at $150 was well worth it. You have to make sure you a clear with the girl about what you want and they seem to be...