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Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club
400 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*

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8 yrs ago
sinclair's Review
I went to Lipstixx at 21:00 on a Monday. There was no cover. Domestic bottles were two for $11. There is one central island stage with a spinning pole. There are two small side stages up against the front wall that were not in use. The bar is in the back. The club looks very dirty, the furniture is worn, and the floor is sticky. The club needs to be remodeled. Lap dances take place in a very dark community room out in the courtyard. The couches in there are beat up too. It was a slow night; few dancers were taking their tops off on stage, even when guys tipped a couple bucks. The dancers hustle hard trying to sell lap dances and VIP rooms. Some will grab your dick through your pants while trying to make the sale. Lap dances are $40 per song or three songs for $100. A dancer told me that the VIP rooms were $250 for fifteen minutes and $360 for a half hour. She claimed the VIP rooms do not have cameras. Every time I have popped into this club over the last 8-10 years, it has always been about fifty percent black dancers on any given night. --Sinclair Dancer Sheet-- Luna: Light black skin, nice ass, smaller tits, 6.5. Peaches: Light black skin, thick, huge ass, wouldn’t take off her top to show her C cups, kicked over my beer, 4. Autumn: Light black, had kid at a young age, B cups, 6. Harrahs: White, thick, had a kid as seen by stretch marks, dream catcher tattoo on her right upper arm, 5. She is a ROB, asking guys for at least a $5 tip at the stage, and then only gives them a one second Stevie. Megan: White, big jiggly ass, twerks like a video vixen, 7.5. I’m guessing her ass is fake. McKayla: Native American from Dulac, nice fake boobs, 35 years old, had a kid, kind of talks ghetto, 6. Roxanne: White, brunette, pale skin, big boobs with huge areolas, kind of a goth look, outline of the state of Louisiana tattooed on her, 7. Lavender: Dark black, not HWP, small boobs, vertical surgery scar down her belly, 3. Lovely: Black, fat, not HWP, big butt, tiny tits, 2. Berlin: White, very short hair, wore a Mardi Gras mask and kept outfit on whole time, 5. Ashlyn: White, brunette, pale skin, had a kid, from the West Bank, hustled lap dances hard, 6.5. True: White, spinner, bow tie tattoos on the back of each thigh, two dream catcher tattoos on right thigh, Sinclair prototype, 9. True was the only dancer that got my engine revved, but she did not come see me after she got off stage, so I left. I can’t say I’d recommend Lipstixx because it is a dump, and the prices are high. Amongst the Olano-owned clubs, I’d say the dancer talent was about on par with Temptations, below Stiletto’s, and above Scores Mansion.
8 yrs ago
The is Not the Lipstixx You're Looking For
For whatever reason, I decided to visit the French Quarter around noon for lunch. The place has strip clubs, so if they were there and open I walked in. Most of them weren't. This place was over by Barely Legal, where I stupidly went twice because the free energy drink they gave me had gotten warm. When I walked in there was nothing happening. I was the only customer, and I didn't think they were open. Some Indian looking guy walked in right behind me, took a quick look around and walked back out. Why didn't I? Turns out there was a dancer around, and the bargirl went to get her quickly before I decided to walk out. The bargirl was actually kind of cute, had that Lisa Marie Presley looking thing going on. She went by Silas. Former dancer. The dancer on call was Zenobia, slim black gal who was polite and attentive. I let her dance for me at the stage and do a table dance for the company, but I was tempted to tip Silas to go up and strut around. Don't know if she'd have gone for it, but these clubs are the pits in the early afternoon so who knows? There was another dancer around that I saw but couldn't remember her name. At some point I let the dancer talk me into the tour to check out the VIP rooms. They are out back in a little courtyard. There were a few people out there smoking and drinking, looking very surprised that a customer who might spend money was walking around. The VIP rooms were in a little shack looking building off to the left, and there were locks on the doors. Maybe padlocks? It's been a little while so this is a catch up review. The guy they went looking for to unlock the rooms was new, so he didn't know where the keys were. It was a little sad actually, but I will say out of the clubs I saw on my little stroll around that afternoon they gave it the best effort by far. The staff at Hustler Club were a bunch of assholes, except for the bartender and the guy with the Weeknd wig on. I only bought a dance there because the girl they found to entertain me was very experienced and very aware of how bad an impression they were making. But anyway, one of the rooms they were able to get open was just as Blair Witch as I'd been expecting. The main part of the club was ok. Interesting little main stage shaped like an Octagon that was a good height for tipping. Kind of an 80's retro vibe to the place and lighting. Got a nice little show for low $s. Then left after tipping the next girl up after Zenobia. Didn't really see enough to not recommend the place. NO in general is overrated as a club town, so just understand the places are tourist traps before you walk in. Know what you're getting into and you won't be that disappointed.
9 yrs ago
rip off
Recently visited NOLA on business and stayed in the French Quarters, allowing easy access to Bourbon Street activities. Visited most of the strip clubs during my weeks stay and would say they only differ in atmosphere and the quality of girls available, they all have about the same games and angles to get you to spend your money on anticipated pleasures. So after a very lucrative 2 hour visit to the casino and a large amount of play money and based on some previous reviews, decided to give Lipstick a try. Upon entering the barging asked if I came back for my free beer? It was my first and only time there. There were 2 dancers there, and meaty AA and a skinny white one. The skinny one approached me, very friend and flirtatious and asked me if I would like a tour, so off we go with the barging leading the tour and explaining the menu. $40 for a dance or $100 for 3 in the open vip room, based on my previous conversation with the dancer on her services and limits decided to give her a test run for 1 vip dance. Then the bargirl offered an upgrade of the 3 4 100 to a private room, seemed like a good value at the time so I went for it. She unlocked one of the rooms and let us in, I sat down on the couch, the dancer took her top off, turned around and started tweaking about 6 feet away from the couch, leaning against the wall with her hands. About half way through the 1st song she starts texting on her cell, did say a word to me other than to talk about extras we'd need to go upstairs because the room was bugged because of recent raids. So halfway through the 2nd zohg and the dacer still tweaking and texting I stand up and walk out, grab my not so free beer in a plastic cup a leave with a lesson learned.
After a night on Bourbon Street, I started making the trek back to my car
After a night on Bourbon Street, I started making the trek back to my car. While passing by this establishment, a sexy aa standing outside caught my eye. She enticed me with a smile and free admission. After disappointing experiences at the two previous gentlemen's clubs I had visited, I figured I owed it to myself to give this place a chance (I thought it couldn't be worse than the other clubs I visited earlier...I was wrong). When you walk in, the bar is immediately in front of you. In the middle of the room is an island stage, their main stage. As you walk toward the back of the club, a long stage with three poles runs along the wall on the left. This stage was not being utilized at the time of my visit. I only noticed 4 or 5 girls working (it was after midnight so that might explain the lack of entertainers) and all but one were aa. The sexy lady who caught my attention outside introduced herself as Monica. She took me by the hand and led me to a VIP area. I ordered a beer and we sat and talked for a bit. I actually enjoyed talking to Monica. She had a fantastic personality and I even discovered we attended the same Junior High School. After a little bit of conversation, she told me about their dance options. Dances were $40 or 3 for $100. I decided to get a single dance, so we paid the cashier and she led me up the stairs to their dance room. I sat down on couch and Monica introduced me to her friend. She suggested I get a double dance from the two of them. I obliged and our dance began. Monica's friend took her top off exposing her large breasts with pierced nipples. She strattled my lap facing me while Monica danced behind her with her back to us. Honestly, with Monica's friend sitting on my lap, i never saw Monica during the dance. It was a good dance though in hindsight, i would've probably enjoyed the dance better if it was just Monica. Following the song, i said thank you. They both aggressively pushed for additional dances promising they would not leave me unsatisfied. I decided I would stop while I was ahead, this did not sit well with them. Monica's friend said "Oh no Motherfucker, you're going to get another dance!" I said "Thanks, I'm good." Then they began cussing me loudly and starting calling me every degrading name they could think of. I was flabbergasted! I couldn't believe the nerve of these two. I also couldn't understand how they thought this would entice me into wanting to buy additional dances from them. Rather than telling them where they could go, I decided to take the high road and smiled at them and said "Have a good night ladies." This infuriated them even more. They continued cussing and yelling at me as I walked away. They were so loud I could hear them at the bottom of the stairs. I said goodnight to the dance room cashier and informed her about the other entertainer who joined in on our dance so she would be charged for the dance. I walked out, thoroughly disappointed by the whole experience. I WILL NOT BE BACK!