Reviews

Got a text from my favorite dancer to come and rescue her because nobody was buying dances, so I showed up about 5:30 and the place was pretty dead with few dancers and fewer customers.…

It’s been a while since I was last here. Things have have looked to have improved. Came in on a Tuesday night and saw they were having a Polenastics competition. So I did the usual…

On a recent business trip to NM, I had a few early afternoon hours to kill and passed TD's on Eubank Blvd. while headed back to the hotel. With some time on my hands,…

It's Friday the 13th. I found I had some free time, so I decided it was time to review a few clubs to keep up my membership (and give this new reviewal process by fellow TUSCLers…

Went here kind of on a whim since I got out of work early that night. Walked in the door, the bouncer was cautious but friendly which is understandable since I was visiting from out…

Yes Eubank is highly hit or miss. At times they have many girls, other times none. On this particular occasion I visited around 9pm on a Wednesday. There were a few girls, 4 or 5.…

Was at TD's North last night when one of the dancers told me about the toy drive they were doing at TD's Eubank. She said it was their biggest event of the year, with doors…

Arrived after 11 PM. Usual wand and ID check at the door. Turned in old VIP card and picked up my new card. Beer was $3 tonight. For a Friday night I was expecting a…

I’ve been coming to this club every few months for a couple of years now and have been finding my experiences are becoming less memorable every time I visit. Normally I arrive around 10pm during…

The Balloon Fiesta event was going on, and I had stopped in at TD's North, expecting it to be over-crowded with tourists. To my surprise, it was very slow, with very few appealing dancers for…

Stopped by TDs to see a dancer friend. Hadn't been to this club in a long time. Typical TDs entry, ID check, light pat down, I forget what the cover charge was, probably $8. Found…

Found myself with a little free time on Wednesday night. So, I stopped by some of the clubs in Albuquerque and was hoping to check out the talent. First stop was TD’s Eubank. Arrived just…

It has been a long hot Summer so decided to try TD's Eubank for a change. There were not many girls dancing but the ones that were there were a little older, but still…

Stopped in around 11pm & it was pretty empty of both dancers & customers. I only spotted one sexy dancer out of the half dozen or so who were there. Private dances still occur in…

I arrived around 9:30pm on a Thursday night. Had won a little money at the casino that was burning a hole in my pocket. Although this is the farthest strip club from where…

Td's Eubank is a good club. It's fairly dark inside so not much chance of anyone seeing what you've got going on. The girls are somewhere on the scale of okay-hot with lots of typical…

Managed to sneak out of work early this last Friday, so as I was driving by I decided to see what talent was working today. I arrived just after 1200 pm. Usual ID check and…

I visited on a Monday after flying all day from the east coast, so exhaustion may have contributed to my negative outlook. I came in around 11 PM, parked on the side, entered and…

Decided to come by after work and man was this place dead. There were maybe 6 or 7 dancers working. Most of them were occupied with other patrons. I was asked by a few girls…

"Toys for Tatas" is an annual event held in December on a Friday morning, 6AM to 10 AM, by 94Rock. Of all the events in Albuquerque, this is one that is a must DO…

Decided to run down the street to TDs and watch the nearly naked local girls on a Tuesday night. It was a slow night with few customers and few dancers in the house. As always…

Was in town for business and decided to check out this place. I printed the coupon on their web page and got free entrance, which is very nice. There were around ten girls most…

Very nice club. Only a few dancers working but they were all very friendly and nice. Well worth a visit during the week if you can get away. I entered with no issues and was…

Was bored and decided to check out TD eubank. The club is only several blocks away from where I live, but never got a chance to check it out. ID and Wand checked. Cover is…

Had not been into TD's Eubank in awhile, so I decided to stop in to check things out for a Thursday afternoon. Cover was $3. Usual ID and wand check at the door. Doorman stated…