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review
12 years ago
This is the best description of...
This is the best description of an "okay, meh" strip club. As a local, I've been here many times over the years, and I always leave unimpressed (but a few twenties lighter). Club is...
Thunda
Illinois
review
13 years ago
Went back about two weeks ago...
Went back about two weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon to see Tatum. She was a late arrival so I didn't see her as much as I hoped just stage side. Club is...
hawk8
Iowa
review
13 years ago
I haven't been to the club...
I haven't been to the club in a while. Was going to see a couple of my favorites on a regular basis, only reason for walking into this place. They got wise...
auricgf
Illinois
review
13 years ago
Visited this club after a long...
Visited this club after a long hiatus. It was a Saturday night and the club was pretty quiet compared to several years ago. Several girls working with a variety, but was only...
funtimes85
review
13 years ago
Stopped by last night. Place was...
Stopped by last night. Place was dead. Six girls or so on shift. Doorman was a complete dick. Was not friendly at all. Almost walked out at that point just due to his attitude....
lzripper
review
13 years ago
Went there last night. First time....
Went there last night. First time. Building was clean and didn't smell (as previously mentioned in last review). Probably 7 or 8 dancers working. Couple of the cuter girls just spent time at the...
lzripper
review
13 years ago
If you like crack whores and...
If you like crack whores and hip hop, this is the club to go to. I have seen better quality dancers at a retirement village. The place STINKS, literally. I don't...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
I stopped in late on a...
I stopped in late on a Tuesday night (11 PM). The cover with $10. There what not one skinny dancer in the 1/2 hour that I spent there. I keep looking...
jtt_6
review
13 years ago
This was a decent club with...
This was a decent club with some very attractive girls. The dancers were nice and non-pushy. You can get a lot of fun just by sitting around the stage or getting a...
iajl23
review
13 years ago
I have been to Tuxedos...
I have been to Tuxedos twice in the past month after a very prolonged absence and because of one particular dancer I'm glad I've started going back. While I'm not going to mention...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
Stopped by here a few weeks...
Stopped by here a few weeks ago for the first time since last fall. Things have changed since last fall, and not in a good way. The quality of the dancers has dropped significantly....
scubadude5150
review
13 years ago
One thing to mention about this...
One thing to mention about this club is that there are no extras ITC. They have cameras and girls generally don't play outside the rules. If you're lucky you might get FIV,...
spoonie
review
14 years ago
i went to this club with...
i went to this club with low expectations after havinjg visited it in college. i would say that little has changed with this club physically in the last ten years. the basic setup is...
hawk8
Iowa
review
14 years ago
Stopped in on very cold Friday...
Stopped in on very cold Friday night. Sort of hard place to find in middle of regular business buildings. Not a lot of activity, maybe 20 customers overall, but a fairly large...
topper70
review
14 years ago
Hit the club around midnight on...
Hit the club around midnight on a Tuesday and there were about 12 guys in the club. Sat down at the far end of the stage, which is in the middle of the...
apbtfb27
Maryland
review
14 years ago
Have been in here irregularly for...
Have been in here irregularly for the last two years and I will say that the last 6 months has definitely been one of the better crop of dancers with 3-4 being knockouts with...
Solstice
Florida
review
14 years ago
Was in here recently and was...
Was in here recently and was very quiet. Maybe 6 or 8 guys in the 2-3 hours I was there and they were mostly tucked away at different tables. I felt a bit awkward...
twinturbo
review
14 years ago
I just visited here over the...
I just visited here over the weekend, first time in years. I was worried after reading some of the recent reviews. My experience was not that bad. Fairly decent girls for...
flyingtom
Texas
review
14 years ago
This place totally amazes me. ...
This place totally amazes me. There's typically quite a few girls working but you simply can not GIVE your money away at this club. Most girls dance on stage, take their $5...
Glockman
Florida
review
14 years ago
I went to Tuxedos one evening...
I went to Tuxedos one evening recently because there was nothing else to do in my town. I was expecting it to be fairly crowded given that it was a Friday night but...
alias3729
review
14 years ago
Went in here for happy hour...
Went in here for happy hour on a Friday...you can buy 3 beers for a penny between 4pm and 6pm I believe. Pay the $10 cover and its 3 beers for 3 bucks...not...
That guy
Florida
review
14 years ago
Some people were asking in their...
Some people were asking in their reviews how come some dancers at Tuxedo do not approach customers and ask them for a lap dance. Well, here is my take on this question. First, some...
Explorer579
review
14 years ago
I visited the club on Monday...
I visited the club on Monday at 7 pm. They had two lap songs for $25 special. There were about 10 dancers, three gorgeous 5 beautiful, and the other 2 not of my...
Explorer579
review
15 years ago
I have been to Tuxedos twice...
I have been to Tuxedos twice now, both mid-week in the early evening. A nice number of girls working that early, 5 to 8, and you can't beat the value. .50 cent beers, $1...
therm
review
15 years ago
I had a great time. Dancers...
I had a great time. Dancers were of all different flavors depending on your fancy. Overall I had a great time!! I had a few dances from 3 different girls. I had originally come...
tuscl
A catch-all account