Huge and Glorious, very Instagrammable!
First review!
Let me start off the review by saying, this club is HUGE! It’s Literally the size of a large warehouse. I’ve been to KOD Miami and I think this location might be bigger. With that said, its a very large, make It rain, social media encouraged club. It’s super big it’s almost intimidating.
I attended on a Friday night and we walked in at about 1130, which of course I knew would be a make It rain hour, but I was in make It rain mode because I was going with a bachelor party for my homeboy, so I was ready! What I didn’t expect was how nice the club was. Like it’s legit one of the nicest strip clubs I’ve ever been in.
Logistics:
You walk in the front door and can go either up a ramp left or right. Once you get in past the entrance split, It opens up to a large ground floor. The club is two large levels, the first level has multiple bars and several stages on either your left or right if your facing the back of the club and there is one large stage in the center. Bathrooms in the back by the stairs for the second level. On the second level there is a large bar and a couple sections upstairs along with a catwalk to a VIP area. Oddly enough I noticed the second floor is probably larger than most clubs (It may be bigger than Platinum and old Follies).
Dancers:
I do have to say, like KOD Miami, they have some top notch dancers! Like these are the professional strippers, pole work, dance routines, etc. lots of big butts and big boobs, of course, some were surgically enhanced, but most the the dancers I saw looked natural. Every shade of brown was to be seen, and I was surprised I saw some diversity as well. Lol. Chatted It up with a Fillapina, who was super cool, real small petite spinner, i know she’d be a favorite by a lot of the gents on this board. She was young too, i think she said 20. I also got a dance from a white girl that was an easy 9 and was maybe a year of Invisalign away from being a 10. She had the Best buns I’ve seen on a WG in years. This spot Really has OnlyFans/IG model type of dancers. I think I saw one Latina dancer, but never got close enough to see what she was working with. My guess is 95/98% black dancers with a sprinkle of others. Most of the staff was cute too, all the bottle girls and bartenders were nice, some maybe former dancers themselves. But like I said every shade and size of brown you could think of. I chatted up two of the black dancers and they were both very cool! One i talked for at least an hour, we chilled and drank at the bar upstairs. She was not in a rush, or hurried me for a dance or anything. Real chill vibes, we exchanged numbers for OTC link up so we’ll See how that goes.
Prices:
As stated above, I was with a bachelor party so some of the costs were already taken care of. Entry was free for us since we had a table, but I did notice parking was free. I think one of the girls told me on Friday nights parking is free for everyone. Not sure how much entry was, but I’d assume the standard $20-$40 for entry. We had s couple bottled, but I did buy some beers and a drink for a dancer. Prices were a little high. I think my Heineken was $8 and a mixed drink was $13-15. I can’t recall the exact price because I ordered food too. I was getting a little too twisted so decided to eat something before my night went to hell. The Food was decent, but It did take a long time to get. Catfish nuggets and fries was $14 I believe. A little high but not high enough to avoid.
Dances:
So apologies gents, I will have to assume the prices were $10/song. Since I was chatting up one of the dancers, I don’t recall how much I gave her. She wasn’t counting songs, so I took out about 40-50 ones and she was fine with that. But i know she did more than 4 songs. A couple of my homeboys threw tips on her too, so I’m sure she did OK from just us. The table dance with the WG we’re all sponsored. Lol, so my boys were making It rain on her. So I didn’t pay anything for her dances. All dancers were standard air dances with the exception of the girl I kicked It with. She allowed my hands to roam, but didn’t return the favor, so no stick shifting or serious grinding. I doubt the women here let you do much, I guess they don’t have to. I don’t recall seeing any VIP booths for private dances, but I could have missed them. I would highly doubt many extras could be had here, and if you get lucky to find one that’s down, you’d certainly be charged a premium.
Cons: unless you’re on the south side, it’s a bit of a drive. We left a bar in midtown and had the equivalent of about 5-6 cars making the 20 minute drive. So if you are drinking I’d for sure Uber or Lyft here.
For such a big club the bathroom was kind of small and the parking lot was also small. I had trouble getting out of the lot when I left because of the traffic for folks coming in.
All in all this is a very nice club, one that’s perfect for bachelor parties or if you in a mood to feel like you’re in music video. But I wouldn’t even think to come during daytime or even solo here, I’m not sure you’d have much fun.