Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no plans for it, so I didn't write a review the first time. Since I have more info after this visit, I will just mush the...

Tuesday evening at the Rock about 5 to 7:30 and there may have been about a dozen-14 dancers going through the motions on stage and returning to their regulars when done.

It almost seemed like they were going through a "dress-rehearsal" for the real club happenings later in the evening or...

Dropped in here last week. cover was 5 bucks i believe, beer was 4 bucks each. Not a place to have a real good time in my opinion. It is esentially a bikini bar, the girls never get naked or even topless...

Went here a handful of times. Most of the girls are young and not fully developed. Some of the girls are hot but too young and not naughty enough. I really like the european lady Mary who owns the bar, and she is hotter than most of the girls. Mostly...

Been there several times and never dissapointed. Girls are decent looking, some are hot even. DJ is annoying, he likes to use the word 'Gentlemen' at the start of every sentence. I'm no gentleman, i'm just a perv looking for a lap dance. Speaking of which,...

My review is a little lower than usual. CR has lost several dancers and most are now too inexperienced. Star, Taylor and Jennifer are there, so its still pretty good. Dances are still $10, topless w/pasties (why bother). Mary (former dancer)is still bartending and enjoys the...

Back at the Rock for some R&R. Mary is still bartending and even with the drink prices higher ($4+ for beer) she is friendly to talk to. Taylor and Jennifer are two favorites, having known them for some time. Good conversation and very good dances that manage...

Wednesday at the Rock was a slow night. I guess there may have been about a dozen dancers and they have lost a lot of the Euro's, and longer-tenured talent.

The bartenders and waitresses were cool. The DJ played the same old crappy music and it seemed as though the...

CR continues to be an old stand by. The dancers can be alot of fun, but the owner raised drink prices and continues to be "old Wally." Godiva has left. She was one of the best dancers and experienced with treating customers well. Taylor is back,...

After an extended absence, I finally got back to the Rock. Drinks are getting overpriced (beer $4), and the dancers are fairly new. The good thing is that Taylor is still around, and a few of the girls from Tammie's Tap have started working at CR, since Tammie's closed....

When you think of the "McDonalds" of strip club experiences; you gotta include Crazy Rock.

1) You can see the same regulars at their corner of the bar,chatting up the bartenders, waitresses and security staff. (Picture the retirees at Mickey D's meeting for their daily a.m. coffee, newspapers and bitch...

Visited CR after about 6 weeks. Quite a few new dancers, but a couple of favorites remain, Godiva and Taylor. Beer is overpriced at $3.75 for a MGD. Taylor is looking great, with an unbelievably fine ass. Godiva is still fun for a dance upstairs. ...

this place is a pasty club so that brings it down a few notches right there. next, factor in that you can't see 5 feet in front of you because it's so dark. then you have to consider that the beers have gone up in price, around 4...

Went back to Crazy Rock when my favorite place closed down the road. Little has changed except the dancers. Most are pretty new, almost all eastern European. Godiva is still there, as good as ever and Taylor has come back, which makes any visit worthwhile. ...

Went back to the Rock after a several month embargo and it was like I never left. Drink prices are up but so is Dancer quality. Dances upstairs remain hit and miss but some of the girls really know how to work it.

CR is about the best your going...

Hadn't been to the club in a while and don't like some of the changes. Drink prices have gone up 30-50%. The owner had laminated dollar bills into the dance floor with his picture on the front and his house on the back (talk about ego). Thankfully,...

Drink prices up, Dancer quality down. Not a good combination! The "feel" of this place has totally changed and not in a good way. There used to be a camaraderie with the Dancers and workers that is now completely missing. It use to be obvious they were having fun and...

This is another consolidation review but I'll base it mostly on my last visit. More of the same for the Chicago metro area yet some people would argue this isn't part of it. Well, close enough. Typical array of women, which is a lot of anorexia and...

I've made a few visits to the Rock since my last review and do not want to feel prejudiced by a very good series of dances from an ATF or the excitement generated my a nubile newbie. This place will be the same way if you cum to visit on...

This club has been going down hill for awhile, but it is now starting to go back up now. They have lost alot of the better girls and are now getting some great girls back. So now it's time to wait and see if it returns to it former glory....

Into Sock-Hops? The stage has been re-varnished and all the dancers have been dancing barefoot for the last few weeks. A stripper without 8 inch platforms??? It's amazing how de-clawed the dancers seem. What's even worse is that underneath the varnish Wally has fake $100 bills that have his face...

Went back to the Rock last night and it was better than ever. there were about 20-25 girls working and i would say that 80% of them were between a 7-9, so it was def. a good night to have a dance with a beautiful girl. the rock...

Of all the clubs I visit, the Crazy Rock is the one I have the highest hopes for and the one I am consistently most disappointed in. There are a lot of new dancers, not that any of them have ever talked to me, that all seem to share the...

Unfortunately, the club is going downhill. Most of the good dancers have left, and the new dancers, mostly eastern european, don't seem to know how to give the fantasy to a fantasy dance. The servers also don't seem to have a clue; I've waiting 20 minutes to be...

This club is alot of fun. The dancers seem to have a good time mingling with all the customers and the waitresses here are absolutely gorgeous. The techo music is real fun and everyone seems to enjoy it. Crazy Rock is full of nice tables and a...