Reviews

While in Melbourne for work, a colleague I'd only just met suggested we go to Kittens. I assumed it was just a bar, and agreed as the alternative was to sit in the hotel room…

Enjoyed my time out but probably wouldn't go back. Girls were okay, touching above the waist for a standard dance ($50 for 10 minutes) which is more than what you can get elsewhere, some girls…

Lots of girls and plenty of them are pretty. The vibe is boys night out and rowdy. Some of the chicks hustle pretty hard too. Famously you can pay up and make out with…

Went here on a public holiday evening after a football match. It was packed. I’ve been when it’s quiet but I would say more often it is fairly cramped. I’ve never found the women to…

My company sent me to Australia for work and I decided to try out a few clubs while in town. First, let me just say, Australia is a great country. Love the laid back culture…

Usually hit thsi place up 3 times or so a year. Never disappoints. Last time went here after AFL GF. Girls are young... but HOT AF.... lots of mileage... the best place in Melbourne hands down. Theer are esily…

Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from the…

I've been to many clubs in Australia, New Zealand and Canada and this is by far my favourite!! It feels like a night club but with sexier girls, wearing less clothes, all with a friendlier…

This is the only club in Melbourne that allows touching. But again it depends on girls how much and where she allows to touch during a private lap dance. Vip dance costs a whooping $300…

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where 3-4…

I am finally getting to write a review of a visit in April. The club is relativley small. When you enter almost immediately in front of you there is an elevated stage where 3-4…

Kittens is hands down (or, perhaps more correctly, hands up) the best club in Melbourne. Whilst there are some other clubs in Melbourne with girls just as attractive (and on average they are hot),…