The Harem Reviews

Great club. Been going to Lipsticks religiously in Staten Island for the last two or so years, until they finally closed down in favor of a second Curves. Now this place is the...

Stopped in this past week to see if Vanessa still worked here. No luck. Not sure if she was just off that night or no longer here. Saw a dancer name Rose. American gal,...

We got there on Wednesday around 11pm. paid $20 pp and another drink i.e. Snapple Iced Tea for another $8. The whole place was dead. There were about 6-8 men around the stage sitting....

This is an interesting place. It's a BYOB type arrangement, and there were tons of dudes, lots of RESERVED tables (which were just card tables), and a few hotties. Not that many dancers on...

I am going to come at this review from three angles ... the club, the girls and the experience I have to say this is one of the nicest clubs ive been in. The...

With a name like The Harem along with a $20 cover at the door when all neighboring clubs are free to enter, I expected a lot more. I got in around 7pm (admittedly early) and...

I've been to Harem and a number of times and is probably the best club in North New Jersey in terms of dancer quality. There are some real knockouts that work here and get...

I was there on Wednesday night probably around the same time as reviewer Jimbofisher. It was a very slow start that night and the girls were not very interested. I can't blame...

I have to preface my review by stating that I prefer taking my time at the stage and watching the dancers perform before I decide whether I want a lap dance or not. ...

Stopped in Saturday night about 11:30. Place was full, at least the seats around the stage, the side seats were mainly girls resting between shifts. Most of the girls up close were...

I've been here twice in the last two months, both times on weekday nights. I think it's a good little strip club. The dancers are not pushy, there are some very good...

Horrible, horrible waste of time and money. First, the place is a PITA to get to. Easy to miss driving south and if you miss it, typical NJ roads, you need to...

I went to The Harem on a Thursday evening about 8:30pm. It was pretty slow; only a few customers and a handful of girls were working. However, the quality of the girls was quite...

I stop at this club every once in a while, usually on my way home from somewhere toward the end of an evening when I want to look at some hot ass. It is...

Stopped in the other night with a few friends. haven't been here for a while and but not much has changed. It is easy to miss my friend had never been there blew right...

I am a regular in this club, I usually go on a week day, less of a crowd for sure. The cover is $20 dollars, soft drinks are $4 each, there's no alcohol...

Even though other reviewers warned about how easy it is to miss the exit, my friends and I naturally missed the exit and how to go around the block. We paid a $20 cover charge...

Very classy looking club. It's easy to miss while driving on route 17, so keep your eyes open. Walked in, and immediately was impressed with the facilities. It isn't the least bit sleazy looking...

Ok looking strippers, without too many tats, unless you like busty girls. A couple girls were A-cups with no hips and no personality. Stage dances were mostly mostly topless in g-string, as dancers joylessly...

visited on a Tuesday evening. BYOB, $20 cover. Off street parking, no bathroom stooge. Very quiet night. 5 dancers, and maybe 5 customers. Dancers were in the 6-8 range. A**ley, a slim pretty...

This is the worst club i have ever been too. The managers were smoking right in the club. The dj was horrible and had no idea what he was doing. I went to the...

Went here on a Thursday night with a buddy, decent time, ended up spending around $120. BYOB, single main stage with each dancer doing 3 songs at a time. Onlly seating is right around...

I stopped by The Harem on a Friday night. It’s about 15 minutes away from the Meadowlands. I got there at about 11:30 and almost drove past...

Been going here for three years and it was always hit or miss. Lately, however, it has been more miss than hit. The club is a nice place and the girls...

Very hard to find the place as you drive right by it and have to u turn to get there but things only get better. Good place as there are not many other clubs...