The Harem Reviews

if you can find this place easily you are a better man than I. You can see it off route 80 but getting to it from there is quite a chore. The 20 minute drive to get to this place, after you see it on the highway, put me...

Great club.

Been going to Lipsticks religiously in Staten Island for the last two or so years, until they finally closed down in favor of a second Curves. Now this place is the main place for my wife and myself. Located in Lodi, NJ, just GPS it, but...

Stopped in this past week to see if Vanessa still worked here. No luck. Not sure if she was just off that night or no longer here. Saw a dancer name Rose. American gal, pleasant and carried on conversation. Went for a dance and it was fine but she tries...

We got there on Wednesday around 11pm. paid $20 pp and another drink i.e. Snapple Iced Tea for another $8. The whole place was dead. There were about 6-8 men around the stage sitting. There are a few leather seats which are "Reserved" and nobody is allowed to sit there...

This is an interesting place. It's a BYOB type arrangement, and there were tons of dudes, lots of RESERVED tables (which were just card tables), and a few hotties. Not that many dancers on the floor talking to customers, I don't really like the loud obnoxious large groups, in these...

I am going to come at this review from three angles ... the club, the girls and the experience

I have to say this is one of the nicest clubs ive been in. The stage and shower area are laid out great, great sound, great lighting. The bar is...

With a name like The Harem along with a $20 cover at the door when all neighboring clubs are free to enter, I expected a lot more.

I got in around 7pm (admittedly early) and there were three girls "working" -- they were sitting around eating turkey wraps at a dinner...

I've been to Harem and a number of times and is probably the best club in North New Jersey in terms of dancer quality. There are some real knockouts that work here and get all nude for that matter. The trick is to know when the hot girls are working...

I was there on Wednesday night probably around the same time as reviewer Jimbofisher. It was a very slow start that night and the girls were not very interested. I can't blame them when there are like 3-5 customers in the place, stage side or at the bar....

I have to preface my review by stating that I prefer taking my time at the stage and watching the dancers perform before I decide whether I want a lap dance or not. With that in mind, I had just an abysmal visit to The Harem on Wednesday Evening.

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Stopped in Saturday night about 11:30. Place was full, at least the seats around the stage, the side seats were mainly girls resting between shifts. Most of the girls up close were in the 5-7 range but the bodies are about a point higher. It was busy...

I've been here twice in the last two months, both times on weekday nights. I think it's a good little strip club. The dancers are not pushy, there are some very good looking dancers, and the place is laid out well. Because there is no booze, there...

Horrible, horrible waste of time and money. First, the place is a PITA to get to. Easy to miss driving south and if you miss it, typical NJ roads, you need to drive 3 miles to get back to it.

Walked in around 8PM on an average...

I went to The Harem on a Thursday evening about 8:30pm. It was pretty slow; only a few customers and a handful of girls were working. However, the quality of the girls was quite high. No porkers, no bolt-ons and no trash. None of the girls were getting full nude...

I stop at this club every once in a while, usually on my way home from somewhere toward the end of an evening when I want to look at some hot ass. It is never that crowded and there are usually a few hotties among the crowd who are lap...

Stopped in the other night with a few friends. haven't been here for a while and but not much has changed. It is easy to miss my friend had never been there blew right passed it as we watched from the parking lot. $20 dollar cover, very beautiful girls...

I am a regular in this club, I usually go on a week day, less of a crowd for sure. The cover is $20 dollars, soft drinks are $4 each, there's no alcohol because it's a full nude club.

Two girls on the stage at any one time, and most...

Even though other reviewers warned about how easy it is to miss the exit, my friends and I naturally missed the exit and how to go around the block.

We paid a $20 cover charge and settled in. Most of the girls were pretty good looking. Most of the...

Very classy looking club. It's easy to miss while driving on route 17, so keep your eyes open. Walked in, and immediately was impressed with the facilities. It isn't the least bit sleazy looking unlike many other clubs in the area. It is very clean and classy. Lap dances are...

Ok looking strippers, without too many tats, unless you like busty girls. A couple girls were A-cups with no hips and no personality. Stage dances were mostly mostly topless in g-string, as dancers joylessly worked the edge of the stage pulling their g-string aside for tips and to sell lapdances...

visited on a Tuesday evening. BYOB, $20 cover. Off street parking, no bathroom stooge. Very quiet night. 5 dancers, and maybe 5 customers. Dancers were in the 6-8 range. A**ley, a slim pretty young blonde caught my attention. That said, she seemed a bit out of sorts- not drunk,...

This is the worst club i have ever been too. The managers were smoking right in the club. The dj was horrible and had no idea what he was doing. I went to the bathroom and smelt a strong smell of marijuana. I dont think there is even a management...

Went here on a Thursday night with a buddy, decent time, ended up spending around $120. BYOB, single main stage with each dancer doing 3 songs at a time. Onlly seating is right around the stage, so there is no avoiding the dollar parade. You can try and ignore them...

I stopped by The Harem on a Friday night. It’s about 15 minutes away from the Meadowlands. I got there at about 11:30 and almost drove past the place. They are doing construction outside, so there was no sign on the club,...

Been going here for three years and it was always hit or miss. Lately, however, it has been more miss than hit. The club is a nice place and the girls are very good looking especially by NJ standards. Admission is $20, dances are $20 and...