Crystals Reviews

The Downer parking lot was crammed (as expected on a Saturday evening), and I'm not a fan of a crowded frat house atmosphere. The Penthouse almost always offers a lower-key yet reasonable alternative,...

Went here on night 2 of a biz trip to see Jade and Chelsea who I had seen at the Downer the night before. Went w/a co-worker this time... The Penthouse club is a...

Visited recently, first on Wed night and then Saturday. I didn't notice much change from my visit in the summer. Things are slower during the week, of course. After 9 there are two dancers...

A little quiet, nice young ladies,very friendly. No money baggering, couple of girls offered dances but didn't ride our asses all night! They have a nice club, lots of room to move. Beware of the bathroom fools though,...

My wife and I made the trip to Canada a few weeks ago. We first went to Sundowner. It was very slow. We have never seen it like that. Probably a...

We visited a couple Saturdays ago. We got there a little after 9pm and the club was fairly slow. There looked to be about 12-15 dancers on, maybe 5-7 shot girls, and a few...

visited on thursday and friday. There was no cover on Thusday but a $5 cover on Friday (after 8). This club is generally lightly attended before 9 but it starts to fill up by...

Usually hit PE55 when I go to the Falls. After reading the reviews I decided to give PH a try. Got there about 9 pm. Appeared to be about 10 dancers...

I went to the penthouse club last night with a couple of my buddies and it was pretty dead. We went to seductions and the sundowner before and we decided to make this...

After checking out PE55 for the first time since the changes. Not worth going back. I decided to hit PH. Got there around 7 pm there were 15 or so dancers....

Spent Friday evening April 10th at the Penthouse Niagara after passing by the Sundowner Club who's parking lot was jammed. After arriving here and paying a reasonable $5 cover charge I was given...

My previous visit to Penthouse (an unreviewed trip in Sep 07) was unpleasant, with mostly unattractive dancers, and the most attractive girl placing strict limits on contact for her lap dances (very unusual for...

I will need to visit here at night, but at about 4:30 it was pretty bad. There were about 3 decent looking girls, but two of them just sat talking to each other while...

The Penthouse is my current favorite place to visit while coming to the falls. The 'downer is too noisy and a college atmosphere. I can't get a simple lap dance at Seductions. The others...

First I went to Seductions which sucked and then the Downer which was better. I then went to the Penthouse club where it looked dead but we went in anyway. A nice young lady...

Back to Falls for first time in a year. Thought I'd give this place a try. Last year did encounter teacher who worked there on occasion. This Saturday night not so lucky. You'd...

not a bad alternative to sundowner or seductions...pretty laid back...girls overall nice....not as many 8's and 9's as the other clubs, but make it up in attitude. in terms of types of dances, YMMV, most...

Continues to be a nice complement to the Niagara club scene. Penthouse aims for a classier look than the Sundowner. The Downer is awesome, but sometimes gets too crowded, too rowdy, too...

Probably the most laid back and snobby club in the Falls. OK, the ladies are gorgeous. The drink prices aren't ridiculous. The decor is better than most, if you like the Las Vegas chrome look. Problem is the...

After several recent trips to this bar I can say the atmosphere is surprisingly upbeat, I say this because the bar has been recently experiencing a lul in business. I spoke with many of the...

As promised a return visit was arranged.... We arrived around 9pm on Monday night after a somewhat successful trip to Fallsview... Only one waitress working and some of the girls from the previous visit......

Went to this club on Saturday night with my partner in crime with intentions of having just a few cocktails before going to Fallsview to play poker... We arrived around 9 pm and found...

What are the biggest changes now that the club is under the Penthouse mantle? The paint (I think) and the name but I don't see a whole lot more. The club looks just a little bit...

Went to this place one Friday evening in November. VERY large parking and VERY large building, like the other NF clubs. Nice setup, one VERY large room with one bar at each end, one fireplace which...

My first visit here since they became a Penthouse club. The main area of the club is a large, open room, with a similarly large stage opposite you as you enter. This...