Crystals
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13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*

We visited a couple Saturdays ago....

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Irelynx
Jun 25, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

We visited a couple Saturdays ago. We got there a little after 9pm and the club was fairly slow. There looked to be about 12-15 dancers on, maybe 5-7 shot girls, and a few waitresses. There was a $5 cover, dances were $20, and drinks started at $5.75 (which turned out fairly decent), and I think beers started at $6.50 if I remember correctly.

We were a group of 6. We sat down & shortly thereafter were approached by a waitress (who seemed agitated) and then a shot girl. Shots were fairly high priced, as were beers, but mixed drinks were reasonably priced. I got a rum & sprite, and it was pretty strong. I switched waitresses after that drink to a girl that was cuter, nicer, with a better attitude. The remainder of my drinks were even stronger and tasted like they were all rum; at home I get the same size & slightly less strong for $5, so $5.75 was pretty decent for how strong the drinks were. The waitress was great, wasn't bothersome, and didn't dart back over the second we finished our drinks (which was nice). My only complaint was that the shot girls stopped by way too often. It was a different girl every time, so it's understandable, but at the same time it gets annoying.

The dancers were about a 50/50 mix of attractive to unattractive. Some of them had a bad boob job (went too large so things looked deformed), some had unattractive faces, others didn't really have the type of body you would expect at a club like that (too big or too much cellulite). Everyone has some cellulite (dimpling), but too much & it stands out a lot on stage. The rest of the dancers were either naturally attractive or had well done plastic surgery. I would rate most of the girls at 7-8, with a few 9's, and a few 6's. We weren't approached by more than a few girls, which is fine; they may have avoided us because there were two couples & two singles in our group, or maybe that's how the club is. Either way, not a problem because we could always get the girl we wanted when she walked by (or get up & find her).

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