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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Reviews

review
published 13 yrs ago
I was really amazed by the...
reviewed by
stellionaire

9.3

I was really amazed by the quality of the dancers. This blonde chick gave me the best VIP of my life.. She was all over me.. She let me do some touching as well.. The…

review
published 13 yrs ago
The club initially had a weird...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.7

The club initially had a weird vibe to it although after being there for about an hour or so my friends and I got a few front row seats and were enjoying ourselves.
I went…

review
published 13 yrs ago
It was OK. Walked in, not...
reviewed by
rockguyomaha

4.0

It was OK. Walked in, not too many dancers out, but more and more started mingling by the time I left. Private shows are VERY expensive. No nude contact in the VIP room, just topless…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I went to The Lumber Yard...
reviewed by
oldCALIFORNIAguy

7.3

I went to The Lumber Yard on a Thursday evening from about 9:30 to 11:30. This place is truly the ‘Big Box’ of strip clubs—it’s huge! It offers multiple stages on multiple levels where you…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Stopped by the Lumberyard on a...
reviewed by
MNMO

7.7

Stopped by the Lumberyard on a recent trip later on a Wednesday evening. I do like this club for the full contact lap dances, and usually there are a few pretty hot dancers working. This…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Visited on a late Thursday night,...
reviewed by
omgclayaiken

8.7

Visited on a late Thursday night, first impression huge and I mean HUGE club. Very interesting lay out with a main stage in the middle and another 2 extra sunken stages to the side. BYOB…

review
published 13 yrs ago
First visit to club, didn't like...
reviewed by
TheAdvisor

7.3

First visit to club, didn't like layout. Good seats in back had speakers right over head. Have to sit right inside front door to avoid going deaf.

Some attractive dancers and very friendly. A good…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Visited lumberyard this time...
reviewed by
maharaj

8.0

Visited lumberyard this time on a tuesday when it's 2 dances for price of one. Cover was 10$ compared to the usual 15.Was expecting the songs to be shorter .No such thing.You…

review
published 13 yrs ago
First time in this club, so...
reviewed by
scatterbrain

6.7

First time in this club, so take me comments for what they're worth. I moved to this club after a very disappointing visit to the Minx club a couple of miles south. THis…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Seriously, the only place to go...
reviewed by
WDarling

9.0

Seriously, the only place to go in Des Moines, in my opinion. In fact, one of the best clubs in the Upper Midwest. I travel between Kansas City and Minneapolis a lot, and this club…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I was stuck in a Des...
reviewed by
windowsidiot

6.3

I was stuck in a Des Moines hotel for Thanksgiving so I checked tuscl but all were closed on Thanksgiving day. Friday I had to decide between calling an old gf or trying a…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Stopped in here with a few...
reviewed by
That guy

7.3

Stopped in here with a few buddies and wasn't expecting much for a Wed night. Well, you have 2 different types of shows on Wed here...the show on stage and then the one…