Don't Bother
This club is on the outskirts of Savannah, a good 20 minutes from the historic city center, in a commercial area close to Hunter Army Airfield. If you’re staying downtown, don’t bother. It’s not worth the drive.
The area doesn’t look too bad—it’s in a mid-range commercial area. There was a $5 cover charge for my early evening visit. The club looks a bit dingy on the outside, but it actually looks pretty nice on the inside. It’s small, but seems well maintained. There is a bar immediately to the right as you go in, a small runway stage to the left, seating in between, and a lap dance area past the bar on the right. There is a sign behind the bar with a dance price list, staring with lap dances at $30. There were also time blocks available, starting at 15 minutes, but I can’t remember the prices. I think it started at $150 for 15 minutes, but I’m not sure. A beer was around $5. So far so good.
The problem with this place is the girls. I saw a total of five during my short visit. There were two average looking AAs; a fat white girl; a very fat white girl, and a slender, 30-something white girl, who looked like she was probably at one time a pretty nice looking spinner, but had experienced some wear and tear. A lot of wear and tear. I wouldn’t rate the best of them over a 5. None of the girls ever danced on stage during my visit, although the two AAs went on the stage so one could teach the other some pole tricks. There was only one other youngish guy in the bar when I got there.
I sat at the bar and the worn out white spinner immediately came over, sat next to me, and got friendly right away. She put on a little show at the bar. She rubbed against me, showed me her tits, and spread her legs, pulled her thong aside, and showed me her pussy. I was torn. I didn’t really find her attractive, but I could see at one time she was probably better than average looking, and she was acting very slutty the way I like. So I decided to play along and bought her a drink (regular prices—no dancer drink “specials” here). Eventually of course, she started asking about a lap dance. In the interest of writing a complete review, I said OK and went to the lap dance area with her.
The lap dance area is just a room lined with couches past the bar. A semi-sheer curtain covers the door, but there are no booths and no privacy. However, we were the only ones back there. She waited for the next song to start, took off her top, and gave me a pretty creditable lap dance with what I would call medium mileage. If she was better looking, I would have really enjoyed it. Needless to say, this was a one and done. I finished the dance, finished my beer, and was out in about a half-hour. As I was leaving, several younger, thuggish looking guys were entering.
Verdict: If you’re in Savannah and have time for only one club, go to Emperors Club. It’s bigger, nicer, and has many more, better looking girls.