Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I was out in the area on a rare business trip, and decided to visit a club as they only have bikini bars back home (Hooray Virginia). After doing some research I decide I would try Heartbreakers. I only had an hour or so to kill as I was picking...

This club is a few minutes down the road from where I live near Clear Lake. I went to this club around lunch time (and not spend too much) and was immediately seated. I ordered a steak dinner for around 5.95. The food was really good and...

I used to go to this club regularly but my company moved to the North side of town so it is now a long drive after work. IMHO it is still the best club in the Houston area and worth the drive South to Dickinson. The dancers are...

Great club, best I've been to by far!
The club itself was a bit chilly, and darker than I'd prefer, but I quickly got over those problems when one of the girls came over to keep me company!
A few of the dancers on stage weren't that into it, but the rest...

First time back at the 'breakers in 7 years. Pros: cleanest club I've been in. I never eat strip club food but a couple of the dancers insisted it was good. $9 cover at 8:00PM...fairly empty, was told it gets cranking around 11:00PM. Nice assortment of dancers, all in...

I don't normally get to the Southeast side clubs but after landing at Hobby, decided to visit Heartbreakers for the first time in 5+ years.

The dancers run the gambit from 4s to 8s with the majority sliding in around a 6. The bartender was excellent, the waitresses were prompt...

This place is always the first one your friends suggest you all meet up at when you go out after work. And that's the problem: if you want to stay anonymous then this isn't the club for you. I've been there several times. Each and every time I meet someone...

This place always has a decent sized crowd and good number of girls. Three stages are present so it increases the odds of seeing something you like. Girls are ok, mixed ethinicites as well as few chubbies. Lap dances are 20$ and they also have a VIP area.

My only complaint...

I arrived about 4 right after the first football game of the day. Cover was $3. It was fairly crowded with about 60 customers. On Sundays, they let you order a free steak dinner until 5, so I ordered one, and it was fairly decent.

There were about...

A few important things I forgot to add:

(1) Heartbreakers is off I-45 about halfway between Houston and Galveston. It is about 20 miles from downtown Houston. Because it is outside of Houston limits, the same laws governing dancers do not apply here. In all Houston clubs, dancers...

Stopped into Heartbreakers for the first time on a Thursday evening. I had been in Galveston all day working and was not going to fight the traffic to get back to the west side of Houston, so figured this was a good place to kill a couple of hours....

I don't normally go to this club as many of them are hustlers. The free steak dinner on Saturdays is awesome. This time I went on a Saturday to have the free dinner and visit with a gal I knew from another club with whom I had met...

It's been a couple of years since I last visited this club. However, I really liked it back then. Unfortunately, it seems like the club has had some big changes. First, the sign outside no longer says "Heartbreakers". I think it said "The Club", but I...

They had a wide variety of girls working and many to choose from. There were a couple fat chicks but most of them were very pretty. They have great food and u can smoke inside the club. most clubs smoking is not allowed. overall i had a pretty good time....

This is where the week started to go terribly wrong. I-45 Southbound was a friggin' parking lot. Friday afternoon and I decided to drive crosstown to start the run down over by Galveston (Southeast of Houston) and work my way back up. Big mistake on so many...

Haven't been to HB in about three years. Got there around 7 pm. About 20 PL's in the house. Equal number of dancers. Unfortunately the girls here don't really circulate. Most just hangout with regulars. As a result didn't get asked for a dance most...

Just went there. Its a nice place, BUT the dancers spent too much time talking to their regulars instead of paying attention to everyone. Ther were a bunch of 5-7's and although I had more $Cash on me than anyone there, I wasn't able to buy a dance. Truly a...

Pretty good club. Lots of women of all flavors, including some 7s and 8s. Got a couple of dances with a couple of different girls -- while the milage varied, both dancers gave enjoyable dances. Have not determined if there are extras to be had -- maybe...

On a recent business trip to Houston, I decided to check out Heartbreakers for the first time in several years. It is a long drive south from Houston, but still worth the drive. There is a great selection of girls, many of them from 7 to 10. ...

There are very few places in this country where $1 can get you intimate contact with a beautiful woman, and this is one of them. Almost every girl in the place actually treats every tipper as if a buck was still worth something. Of particular note are two...

I had not been to this club in two years, but was down in that area seeing some friends and decided to see how it was holding up with those same friends. This is a large club, with a VIP room upstairs, overlooking the back room. One nice...

Decided to visit this club again after my previous visits proved quite worthwhile. Laura was there as usual (night shift, tall dirty blonde, very friendly). Got to meet a new petite spinner type from Egypt who called herself Iman. Got excellend dances from both this time. This club has one...

Well, I give it a 3, but will be headed back there tonight with some colleagues to see if it can improve at all. I was here last 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday night. There were about 10 girls working and 15 guys in the club. ...

This club was a pleasant surprise, given most of the reviews that there is not much action here. Went by on a weekday evening, about 20 girls working. The upstairs VIP is $25 - you get a wrist band to wear for the night. Spent time upstairs with a couple...

Checked out several south Houston Clubs, and Heartbreakers was by far the best. Middle of the week, and the club (main room) nearly full. Girls (15 or so dancing) ranged from 7-9, with 3 stages going. Spent some time with Jewel, who was a real...