Reviews

15 dollar cover for me but on Saturday ladies get in free. Before 10 pm cover is 10$. dances are 20$ they have a two drink minimum rule and no food but later in the night there was a guy walking around asking if we wanted tacos or tamales. Drinks were 20 something bucks for 2. Place was clean good lighting not too bright not too dark lots of green and purple lights mostly music had a good variety mostly hip hop but some older stuff and even a couple rock songs there were 3 stages and vip rooms at one end of the club and another at the other end. Pretty packed only a couple seats were open and parking was full we had to park across the street at a taco place Dancers were good mostly latina but a few black and white girls. Girls had a natural look to them didn't see any fake titties lots of sag everywhere which my gf enjoyed we were there for a couple hours and only 2 girls approached us but that's pretty normal for couples. My gf got 2 dances lots of touching is allowed boobs and ass my gf got motarboated both times and one girl wanted her to spank her harder and harder. Overall pretty decent club wouldn't mind going again to see the VIP rooms also one of the dancers sat down with us for awhile and talked about the club and stuff and she said she's never seen any crazy stuff happen in this club so might be hard to get extras here but she said other clubs in San Antonio definitely it can happen. Welp think that covers it bye and thank you for reading

Went on a Wednesday eveming. Cover was $5 and I paid $25 for a VIP wtistband, As I entered, the bar was on the right, There was a very large open area on the left where the maih stage was with 2 smaller stages oneach side. Godd sight lines. I chose to sit on a chair against the wall looking at the stage. All the talent had to walk in front of meat some point. Overall the talent was soso. Probably in the 5-6 range. Ordered a beer- $7 I think. I the noticed a gorgeous Latina. Unfrotunately she walked past to sit with a regular. She didn't stay long, but then went to sit at the bar with a friend. Then she disappeared. Her friend eventually came to say hello. She was gorgeous. she asked for a shot and I bought one for each of us. $13.50 for a shot of tequila. We talked for a bit and then she had to go on stage, but promised she would br back. She told me that her cousin also worked there. She was rhe first girl I mentioned. While girl#2 was onstsage. her cousin came over. Bought shots for us. We wound up going to VIP at $20 per song. Very sensual dances amd allowed some touching. Went back to my seat and waited for girl#2. VIP was about the same as with #1.Both girls were easy to talk with.Had a great time with both.Both were 8-9s in my book. Very fit with C-D cups. I was about to leave when a small AA came to sit. Probably nice perky B cups.Not as good looking as the first two but still a cut above the rest of the talent. We went back to the VIP. Her dances were the best of the evening very good two-way touching. Even some of the kitty. All in all it was a good evening I will be back. As mentione earlier, most of the girls were not really my type, Too many tats and on the biggrt side. {atience was definitely a virtue.

Tiffany’s Cabaret was my third and final strip club stop in San Antonio during my recent weekend visit. Look for my other recent reviews of “Perfect Ten” and “Sugar’s.” The prettiest female in Tiffany’s Cabaret was the woman at the entrance who took my $6 afternoon cover charge. She reminded me of Rita Lukea (vocalist for Pixel Grip). I would have paid to molest her. The other women in Tiffany’s Cabaret were ghastly. One of them I’m pretty certain was (or maybe still is) a middle aged MAN wearing entirely too much makeup and who desperately needs to see an orthodontist. They have two VIP areas. You need a $30 wristband to enter either of the VIP areas. The dances in the VIP sections are 3 for $100. I found one dancer who I rated as almost a 4. At Tiffany’s Cabaret that afternoon she was the beauty queen. I felt that my stops at the other two clubs had been dismal failures. So, in an attempt to salvage my afternoon, I decided to try the VIP room with my almost “4 pointer” cow who I will henceforth refer to as “Elsie.” Elsie told me at the outset “my one rule is that you can only touch what you can see.” I assumed Elsie was warning me that I was not allowed to touch anything under her G-string. But when she began dancing she helpfully pulled her G-string aside so I could see and touch everything she had to offer. The trouble was, once I got a good look at what Elsie had to offer, I was not rhetorical least bit anxious to touch anything. But just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse … they did! Elsie asked whether I was a tit-man or an ass-man. When I admitted to being an ass-man Elsie wasted no time in planting her ample ass on my face. OMG! What a stink fest! I did my best to avoid any further contact with Elsie’s derrière because the stench strongly suggested that there were still some turd crumbs in her crack that she failed to wipe away the last time she took a dump. When I left Tiffany’s Cabaret I drove all the way back to my hotel on my rear tires and took an EXTREMELY LONG SHOWER! If you still need more details in order to decide whether you want to spend any of your hard earned money at Tiffany’s Cabaret, I suggest you take some of those scooper styled Frito corn chips with you and ask for Elsie!

I had 3 hours before my flight and some time to kill. I decided to try this one since it was on the way to the airport about 20 minutes away. The club is right off the main road and easily accessible. Plenty of parking. I went around 3pm, so no charge for parking or valet. The entry was only $6 which is great for an afternoon price. The bouncer and the cashier were polite. There about 6-8 girls working mostly Hispanic. 2 were good looking, the rest were average. Not too many customers maybe 4-5. Each dancer was on stage for 3 songs. They seemed kinda indifferent on stage maybe because nobody was tipping or going up to the stage. After they got off the stage they would just go and sit by themselves instead of going around to talk to customers. I was there for about 1 hour and only 1 dancer came to talk to me. Upon asking the girl said table dances cost $10 and $20 with some contact. To go into VIP you gotta buy a ticket for $60 that’s good until 7pm. But you pay for the VIP dances separately. She also told me that all dancers are supposed to wear pasties by San Antonio law and also told me how that law came about to be. The pasties are a big bummer though. The place was pretty clean with a good layout and a variety of seating options. There are seats in the back that are really private where I was taken for the table dances. I got a few $10 dances and they were pretty decent. Minimal contact. She did sit down with me after the dances to chit chat for a while which was a pleasant surprise. She even told me about some other clubs in town that might be worth visiting. She did highly suggest Palace. So that’s on my list for next time. Overall it was an ok experience. It was still the better one of the 3 I visited in the 2 days I was in SA. Perfect 10 & Sugar’s were really mediocre compared to Tiffany’s. I would hit this place up on my next trip maybe during the night time on a weekend.

Tiffany’s is clean but not fancy, and has plenty of free parking most nights. This time I came in a little after midnight, paid the $30 for VIP on top of the $20 cover, stood at the bar, and faced the stages. One of the stages is right by the bar, so easy to give a few bucks to the dancer on rotation there, which the other dancers all notice. 1 dancer on each of the 3 stages and probably 15 or so out on the floor, mainly Latinas and a couple black dancers. A few of the ladies were grouped together and laughing it up with a couple guys who looked like they had dressed up for a night of fun. The rest were pretty evenly split between table dances, circulating around the floor, and chilling on their phones. A couple of the ladies approached me but weren’t what I was looking for. A polite no thanks and they moved on without any issues. V was the third one to come up, and the only one I asked to twirl around so I could see how she looked from all around. She was happy that I was happy with what I saw. We chatted at the bar for a few minutes and grabbed her a Redbull before heading off to the VIP area with the couches for some dances. Even though Thursdays are $10 dances, it’s still $20 for a real dance. The ladies seem to appreciate those $20 more on cheap nights than when it’s the regular price. I did my usual of starting with 3 dances to see how we vibe. She moved really well, and we kept up a fun little conversation. What really did it for me was the mesh, almost fishnet top that she was wearing. She wasn’t worried about pasties since she kept her top on, so her nipples popped through nicely. Wound up deciding to go with 10 dances pretty quick, and had a real good time. Kept the conversation going and got a couple peeks at the kitty the last few dances. Tipped an extra $60 on top of the $200 in dances. We talked about meeting up for lunch and whatnot before she headed back home in a week, but of course never heard back afterwards. Still a good night even if it was just the one night.

Stopped by Wednesday at 3:30pm. Cover was $6 or $7. Got a drink upon my arrival and scoped out the place. Small club. Hip hop/rap music playing. Main stage is pretty big with two smaller stages on the side. The two smaller stages were not being used until closer to 5pm. There was about 7 - 10 girls working. Not too many customers. Including myself maybe 5. A lot of the girls were sitting in back or by the bar I sat close to the stage. Not directly at the rail but a table away. Tipped $10 per set( 2 or 3 songs). Nobody else was tipping stage. Other customers were either at the bar or talking with a dancer. It was better because the dances were more geared towards me as we locked eyes. Got a couple of dances from a curvy Latina at $20/song. Soon after a dancer called honey started talking to me. She just started dancing(second day). She was nervous but we had a great conversation! Got a couple of dances from her too. Highly recommend Great visit. Good amount of dancers to pick from on a Wednesday afternoon. Girls gave me a lot of attention. I was there for less than two hours. Including cover, drinks, dances and tips, I spent $180

Stopped by on Tuesday around 7pm. Cover was $10. It has a mainstage with two smaller stages, one on each side. Easy access to the bar to. Sat down at a table away from the stage after getting a drink. Didn't take very long for a dancer to approach me. We talked for a bit then asked if I wanted a dance. On Tuesday dances are regularly $10. The dancer said I can get the $10 dance or the more intimate $20 dance. Went for the $20 and it didn't disappoint. I stayed at club till 9-ish. It was not busy. A lot of the girls were on their phones because there wasn't a lot of customers(I think). A rough estimate is maybe 8-10 girls before I left. This was my 3rd time going to a SC. Overall had a great experience. Including cover, drinks, dances, and tips, I spent around $200

As an out of towner, a friend and I tried to visit a couple of clubs and frankly wish we hadn't bothered. We headed here after an underwhelming visit to perfect 10s but unfortunately the story was the same. First of all the building is basically a dark, anonymous, giant shoebox but we took our chances and opened the dimly lit, seemingly fire exit door into a nice, bright reception, with a nicely lit and well laid out club. I felt optimistic. I think cover was $10 each and same deal with the drinks, $20 including a tip for a huge beer and a rum and coke. There's basically a ring of seats around the perimeter and some steps down to a lower section with plenty of seats and a nice view of the three stages, we were sat in front of the main stage where the girls did a couple of songs and rotated around. I couldn't help but notice, for the duration of the stay, probably 30-40 mins, only one girl took anything off (is there some sort of Thursday rule I'm unaware of?). Majority of the women were attractive, tried to catch the eye of a couple to find out some dance prices but no one approached. Unfortunately not impressed with the clubs in San Antonio.

Walked into club around 730 on a Thursday. Walked up to front desk and paid $10 cover to get in. $30 for VIP area but it being my first time at this club I figure I'd just go with the $10 entry. Usually like to have a couple beers before I start getting friendly with the ladies. Watched football at the bar where the bartenders were attentive and checked on me often. Next beer was on its way before I finished the current beer. One large stage where the main dancer would perform then after about 2 songs would walk through the crowd for private dances. After the dancer walks the floor and does their private dances or if no one is interested they go to the back. Only a few dancers are out on the floor at a time. Cinnamon came off the stage and came to the bar to keep me company. She wasn't pushy at all. Bought her a drink and chatted for a little while. After a while a dancer came to the stage named Samantha. Cinnamon noticed Samantha caught my eye and proceeded to convince her to perform a double dance for me. Dances were $20 each. Samantha and Cinnamon ended up hanging out with me for about an hour after that. Well worth the money spen. Friendly ladies. Only thing that kind of threw me were the $7 beers but soon discovered $6 you call its which made up for that. All in all a great time for a Thursday night!

Went in on a Saturday afternoon around 5 with my wife. Cover was $6 each upon entry with a two drink minimum. Drinks were $6.50 each for long island and cranberry vodka. Bar was to the right after entering club. Main dance stage was in a sunken area of the club in front of the bar. There is seating on both sides and in front of the main stage in the sunken area. There was a VIP area to the left upon entry and there ware smaller stages scattered around the sunken area. Dances were typically along the back wall where there was individual seating instead of tables. Not sure what the VIP was like. It cost $30 per person to enter but from my impression it was not worth the additional price. Girls were friendly but you could tell that they had their regulars. Dances were $10 each until 10 pm I think when they went up top $20. The dances we received were nothing special but the girls were friendly and not pushy. There was ample parking. Was surprised that they were not busier for a Saturday. Never very crowded and plenty of girls for the crowd. We left around 8:30 pm.

I made a Business trip to San Antonio. I arrived around 3:30. Note: they do not open until 3PM. I paid a cover charge of $6. I found a table near the main stage. I really never see any dancers on the smaller stages. There were only 3 dancers when I arrived. James who works here told me that since they just opened, there should be more dancers arriving. The only reason I come her is for the $5 floor dances. I saw Cassie on stage. I remembered her from my last visit. She is from Cuba. I got 6 $5 dances from her. The VIP dances are $20 but the dancer quality is normally not good enough. Also, the dancers must wear pasties or have some paint like substance to cover them. I was not interested in the other 2 dancers. I waited around an hour and finally 2 more dancers arrived together. There were average at best but far better than the other 2 dancers. I decided to get some $5 floor dances from both of them. They both spoke very little English. One of them was Francesca and I could not understand the other ones name. I have never been here in the evening, but James told me that it gets crowed on Friday and Saturday nights. I am assuming that they don't have the $5 floor dances during the evening. Maybe someone who lives in San Antonio can let me know what this club is like during the evenings.

Visited Tiffany’s on a friday afternoon. This club is off the beaten path and situated near the out skirts where its less busy compared to downtown clubs. Arrived around 2pm and the cover was $6 and domestic beers are $6.50. There was a main stage and two satellite stages. The club interior was nice and appeareed to be a newer remodel with moden furniture and an industrial style bar. The DJ palyed a variety of music at just the right volume and there were three dancers hanging out at the bar. A thick latina a petite brunette and a thick AA dancer who started to chat with me. I bought her a drink and we conversated till she had to go on stage. The brunette was my type but was busy talking with one of the three customers in the club. I wasnt excited about getting dances from the other two ladies so I left once I finished my beer. Since its close to home I will try again later in the evening to see if the variety of the dancers improve.