Reviews

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

My first visit in about 2½ years came at a new time for me: just after opening on a late Sunday afternoon. Hence I cannot say if the conditions I'm describing below are normal for…

First club visit in 2 years since the pandemic. I don't live in Illinois so don't know about the specifics for the mask mandate but I was told it was lifted the week I was…

So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have visited…

Twas the night before their Christmas party, and all thru the club not too many mongers were stirring. So that left all the presents to be unwrapped by just a few of us on…

In summary, Polekatz is one of the top clubs in the Chicago area, with a large number of dancers and a full spectrum of ethnicities. Dancers are very attractive, with few exceptions. Valet parking was…

So been a while but was up in the area on a Tuesday afternoon. $10 lappers and $20 nude. Most girls will upswell from the jump but I try to get them to start…

Visited in September. The $10 Tuesday is only for topless dances. Girls will push for $20 nude dances or just go nude without asking you. So decide before you talk to anyone if you’re going…

On my way to Chicago I see a billboard that caught my eye. $10 dances on Tues Night! Looking at other club prices in reviews I figured this was a bargain for the Chicago area!! Parking…

This was one of my buddies favorite strip clubs when we were single, so we put together a night for his bachelor party. Immediately when you get in, it feels like everybody is just trying to…

TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times.…

I had planned this Tuesday visit due to a work trip and was dismayed to learn that a mask mandate had gone into effect for Cook County the day before. Decided to roll with it…