Reviews

Twas the night before their Christmas party, and all thru the club not too many mongers were stirring. So that left all the presents to be unwrapped by just a few of us on…

In summary, Polekatz is one of the top clubs in the Chicago area, with a large number of dancers and a full spectrum of ethnicities. Dancers are very attractive, with few exceptions.

Valet parking was…

So been a while but was up in the area on a Tuesday afternoon. $10 lappers and $20 nude. Most girls will upswell from the jump but I try to get them to start…

Visited in September. The $10 Tuesday is only for topless dances. Girls will push for $20 nude dances or just go nude without asking you. So decide before you talk to anyone if you’re going…

On my way to Chicago I see a billboard that caught my eye. $10 dances on Tues Night! Looking at other club prices in reviews I figured this was a bargain for the Chicago area!!

Parking…

This was one of my buddies favorite strip clubs when we were single, so we put together a night for his bachelor party.

Immediately when you get in, it feels like everybody is just trying to…

TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times.…

I had planned this Tuesday visit due to a work trip and was dismayed to learn that a mask mandate had gone into effect for Cook County the day before. Decided to roll with it…

Had some working being done on my car in the area, so I decided to check it out. Got there about 1330 on a Friday afternoon and it was pretty dead. Only a couple of…

This was my first post-COVID visit so why not make it on Tuesday when topless dances are only $10? Arrived around 1pm. Mandatory valet parking. Said $5 but they guy didn’t ask for anything on…

Over the winter and through spring, I entered a kind of strip club hibernation, with very few visits, and fewer worth reviewing. Armored with a COVID vaccine and flush with unspent strip club cash, I…

Went to Polekatz about 1 month ago. First thing I noticed was the mandatory valet parking, you can also park on the street like a block away and walk.. I noticed myself and a…