Such A Disappointment

Let me start out by saying the club is beautiful. Well laid out and comfortable. And the girls are beautiful. But this is supposed to be a nude club. NUDE, as in no clothes. I'm the kind of guy that'll pay my cover at a nudie bar, then park myself on pervert row and spend hours passing out dollar bills for peeks at lady junk. I'm not proud but that's how I roll. I'd rather watch Gomer Pyle reruns than go to a topless club. And sure, if the price and/or babe is right, I'm always up for a trip or 3 to the back room.

So Tuesdays at Pokecatz are hopping with $10 dances. But this is Wednesday and Wednesdays are deader than disco. In the 3 hours I was there I did not see the first peek of lady bits. Not one. There were lots on stage who'd unhitch and fling their bras aside but they lost interest by the time they got to dropping their knickers. A succession of stunning lasses did offer me a nice show in the back for $30/song but c'mon. $30/song? So they were walking around bored not making any money while I'm sitting there bored and surrounded by round-heeled women in corsets WHOSE JOB CONSISTS OF TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHING sipping an $8 Guiness while trying to remember what a vagina looks like. Pussy at a strip club isn't like a filet mignon at Ruth Chris'. They have to pay for that steak they serve you. There is no cost to pussy and no wear and tear, only a 'best by' date. It seems to me flashing girly parts on stage for a few bucks or in the back room for $10 or $15 is better than asking $30 and having few takers. Yeah, so $5 valet, $10 cover, an $8 Guiness, and a few tips (including one to the humorless valet) so about $40 to waste 3 hours of my life and not see a single naked woman. Not on my recommended list.