The Grand Reviews

I went there I guess expecting it to be different than a US club, but very similar in fact. $25 (in South African Rand) cover charge. Lots of babes. Weird Russians. Hot black girls. Hot mixed race girls. You can go upstairs for a dance, and the chick can …

Don't get me wrong, ok it's expensive and I understand why but the rates are too high still as compared to what you get against the next club.
Pros:
- Good food
- Great variety for food
- Great service and personal attention
- One great dancer and very few good ones out of 20…

Our first time, 28th wedding anniversary, the food is 5 star,decor 5 star,entertainment 4 star, we enjoyed the evening until leaving i went to the bathroom the attendant demanded
a tip, as we paid a top rate to enter we was out of cash i felt a bad taste in my…

Amazing Place, I went there on sunday noon. Due to holiday It was quite full of people with around 8-10 girls on the stage. Entry was free since I had a complimentry pass given to me by a friend who is a regular visitor there and a platinum member. Girls…

Amazing place!!found the gem of all dancers there-who managed to sell me an entire evening for about R15 000. Sounds like a lot of money but incl her eloquent,provocative,intelligent, entertaining company from 9pm till 3am,1 to 2 hours in one of their 19 jacuzzi rooms+one hour trip upstairs with this…

So, In town for a convention and hit this spot in Jo-Berg. Waay nice, I cant lie--the best restaurant I have ever seen in a club. It's actually a separate restaurant that is free, once you pay to get in. A ton of food from breakfast…

Really nice club to visit. Entered around 6.00pm which is the opening time. It was empty but started getting customers around 7. Had some table dances from a South African which was good and cost Rand 300 per song though she gave me two songs for that price. I repeated…

I was lucky enough to spend 1 month in Johannesburg for the World Cup in July. The World Cup was alright but I spent more time at the Grand than I did at any games. Its the best place, much less club, i've ever been. There are 100's of girls…

The Grand, in Rivonia, Johannesburg, is probably the biggest and most upmarket strip club in SA.

The ladies are of an extremely high standard. They are especially friendly and goes out of their way to make you feel at home. Other than their superior dancing skills and delicious bodies, they…

The Grand remains arguably the best gentlemen's club on the African continent. They recently released a calling card on a CD; ask for it. The buffet - included in the R250 cover charge - is sensational. Drinks are not inexpensive, but are reasonably priced, and the drinks…

Fantastic! for more than a strip-club experience. The Grand has a huge variety of food included in the entrance fee, definately the best sushi ive had. The babes are friendly, fun and (obviously) hot. I've been a couple times and will continue doing so. Last week I went to watch…

The Grand opened in the summer of 2006. It is destined to become a leading alternative to Teazers (reviewed elsewhere), and is only 2 blocks north of Teazers. The Grand faces Rivonia Road and you can see it from there, but you need to turn east on 10th…