I was lucky enough to spend...

I was lucky enough to spend 1 month in Johannesburg for the World Cup in July. The World Cup was alright but I spent more time at the Grand than I did at any games. Its the best place, much less club, i've ever been. There are 100's of girls roaming the floor and looking to lavish attention on you. Drinks are not so bad, reasonably priced and large portions. There really is no reason to ever leave. They have the nicest buffet I have ever been to and a separate room for relaxing with being "bothered" by dancers.

The girls come to you and sit on your lap. They can do a dance for you there for a laughably small amount of money or you can take them upstairs. Upstairs you pay a bit more but you can touch all you want for three songs. Once you get up there they will start negotiating for "other" services. I didn't partake but the pricing was very reasonable.

Even if you have no reason to be in Jo'burg make a special trip just for this place. Its incredible!