Honey's Showgirls Reviews

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Saw some older dancers outside having a smoke, one followed me in, insisting she had seen me before. She sat down w/me and I eventually had to tell her I wasn't ready for a dance just yet. Saw a couple of...

Had nice visit. Lot's more good looking chicks than I'm used to seeing at Honey's. They did more chatting than before, less "wanna dance?". 3 of the 4 girls charged $30, no options. They were OK, some top action between manager walk-arounds. A really cute...

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Went there Saturday evening. Things are quite a bit different now. It has been a while but the private booths being turned around to face the club is a buzz kill. The two farthest booths on either side of the stage are now the ones that give most privacy. I...

Seems like I have visited the ol' Honey-bucket more this year than in years past. Ended up following a dancer who relocated from another club. Went in on a Thursday night since I was bored. Place was actually pretty busy considering it was still mid-week. Saw...

Honey's rocks. Girls range from 3-8. Some are very interactive while other just come up to see if you want a dance. Dances are in separate area with a couple being somewhat private. If you tell your girl that you want a place that no one can watch and they...

Hit up Honey's on a weekend afternoon. A few of the older dancers that I haven't seen at the club for awhile are back dancing again. On this particular visit, seemed like the average age of the dancers was around mid-thirties. I did not partake, but from...

I hadn't been here in several years. Have not been very impressed. Small crowd, less than ten guys, and only a few dancers, but the place has a friendlier feel than before. A couple of the gals were super nice; even had a few dances with decent mileage....

Based on the input I got from the dancers, I made a serious mistake going to this club in the evening. The afternoon is the time to go. The problem is the evening manager, she patrols the club and is very strict on every aspect of the rules....

Went by last Friday, haven't been by for a couple of months. Kind of slow at 2:00 in the afternoon, which is when you get the most privacy in the booths. Two of my favorites were there, though, Courtney and Ashley. I had a great time for a couple of...

Visited today, Monday afternoon and it was not as good as previous visits. Maybe because it was a weekday? There were about 8 dancers, only 2 or 3 that I would consider attractive, the rest average or below.

The regular girls were there plus a few that I have...

Haven't been to the "Honey bucket" since August because I've been so busy, but made it in on a Friday night around 11 p.m. Place was pretty busy when I went in, but there were still some open tables. They did have "Reserved" signs, but the waitress said...

My first time here.....Its a rather plain place. Just a simple square building with a bar opposite the stage and a couple high back "booths" for the private dances. However, the girls were cute and the dances were hands-on.

I arrived around 8pm on Tuesday and was the only...

Based on the reviews from this board, Honey's looked liked the best option in the Seattle area. Very different club than those back in the midwest. $10 cover and a forced $5 soda - no booze. Within seconds a parade of girls come up one-by-one and ask if...

I had a pretty darn good time at Honey's. The girls were hit and miss but very nice lap dances (nothing over the top, just nice). One girl that looked something like a mix between latina and asian was super hot but I missed her just going off her shift....

Still pretty good action at Honeys, YMMV but many of the same girls remain and you can't teach old dogs new tricks, they seem to have the LE issues figured out but the mileage is diminished since they changed the direction of the seats in the VIP. I...

Monday, Labor Day afternoon, the place was dead. I was hoping to repeat my experience I had here in the past but my favorite dancers were not there.

About 5 customers and 5 dancers. The dancers were all average, maybe a couple were below average but there was one...

Saturday afternoon this place was dead. There were 5 dancers 5 customers. Of the 5 dancers, there were 2 hot young girls but low mileage, 1 old ugly hag, and 2 so-so.

One of the so-so girls named Mandy quoted me 30, 40, and 50 dances. I opted...

Friendly, outgoing, beautiful naked girls Honey's is where its at. The staff leaves you alone. The music is good and the dances are super cheap for the quality. Honey's girls give the best lap dances I've ever had. 5$ drink minimum, No alcohol, watered soda or tap water. There is...

It is ten bucks to get in and 5 for a non alcohol drink. Not a lot of dancers on shift. An old reliable handshake girl was in. Carrington, Ashlee, Janika, April, Paris, Courtney and few others were working Not any really young girls. April is a native spinner. Paris...

the changes here are a little strange. the VIP area seems to have fallen completely out of use - almost no dancers ever take anyone back there anymore. the vast majority of dances happened in the booths on the floor. honey's has always been a club...

This is easily the best strip club in the Seattle area. Like the previous reviewer said the dancers are much younger and therefore have less of an attitude. Lots of 7s and a few 8s. Most of them were not at all pushy and very friendly, and chatty (a girl...

Looks to me that Honeys has replaced Ricks as the best club in the greater Seattle area. Dancers are younger, more attractive, friendlier, and have less of an attitude. While it's been a few visits to Ricks without being tempted to get a dance, I never leave Honeys...

Been a long time since my last visit. Stopped to see what the vibe was after all of the recent action by the feds. Same price to get in and drink $15. Waitress got $5 tip, very cute. Waitress contest had Hayden Panatere look alike. ...

Went for a little visit this afternoon, they really need to spruce the place up a bit otherwise the usual girls were there. Not as much action anymore must have something to do with the bust a while back. Interesting how they turned the seats in the VIP...

Went today on a Sunday afternoon. There were a fair amount of attractive dancers with nice bodies unlike my last visit here at night.

The only familiar face was Janika and Ashley, all others I have not seen before. There were about 10 guys there, pretty good for an...