Tropical Lei

Tropical Lei, to put it bluntly, is basically a brothel disguised as a strip club. I was there for about an hour on Tuesday a week ago. I arrived at 9 PM…

Found myself back at Tropical Lei last week on a rainy Thursday afternoon. The sign out front reading "Start Your New Year Out With a Bang" is quite apt, and made…

First time back in about a year. After reading many reviews, had a better idea of what to expect. $15 cover and $6 soft drinks. Heavy push for drinks…

First time visiting here. $15 cover and a $6 soda drink purchase per hour. If you need to say here for more than an hour you must really like crappy…

I visited this "little sister" of the Hawaii Theater in Industry on a Tuesday at around 2, as I was in the area on business. The club is located about a mile from…

Decent experience, good club, got a friendly, vhm topless from a nice black dancer... can't remember her name. Went in the VIP with her after a pushy but very good sell.…

Went to this club one time on a weekday in the early afternoon. The parking lot was suprisingly crowded but it did not seem as busy inside. The women were…

Great club overall. I've been there a couple times during the late evening. Most of the dancers are nice and fun to talk with. Sometimes waitresses can be annoying asking to buy…

When i went i went with friends and there were a couple of good looking girls and there was this one latina girl who was the hottest i thought and i got…

OK... I know that this list is "the Evocation of a Culture", but there are times when it can go a bit too far. While I did not know this before…

This is a club that I've been going to for a while now, and overall I really enjoy my continuing visits. The outside and inside of the club are nothing special.…

My first visit to TL. Approached by several dancers but went with small brunette. Big promises made, $$ paid. After we get in the booth, the waitress hits me…

After walking into a dark room which all strip joints have, I sat at the main table to check out the girl on the main stage stripping and within few minutes, a…

Went as always to TL in the late afternoon after having to spend the day in the IE. Waited until something appetizing showed up and didn't have to wait long.…

one of the best clubs ive been to out of about 7. The selection was the best ive seen the place itself was not very suitable for such a great selection. i…

Tropical Lei is a nice little joint in Upland. Its surprisingly small when you first step inside. The main stage is in the middle on the room and there are a couple…

I went there for the first time and it was great. The place is a bit small. It's totally dark in there. Dancers were friendly, good looking, and love…

Don't know what previous poster is talking about, watered down drinks, the serve soda, give me a break! madelinine is the shit, hot cougar type with a hot engine that makes your…

Great place. Arrived at around 8PM on a weeknight, I was the only one there. One girl on the stage, so I sat down to watch. An older blonde sat down beside…

Great Club. Always leave happy. Madeline rocks but Star is heaven. Dancers are really friendly and most of them are hot. Drinks are watered down so watch for that. I feel this…

Don't expect higher mileage, at least on weekdays. These girls are out to squeeze your wallet dry. I am not gonna name the name but this tall, skinny blonde girl took…

This club is like the ugly kid sister of Hawaii Theater. The good news is it's cheaper than HT. The bad news is everything else. If you're in COI…

I went to the Lei for the first time in probably 5 or 6 years, back before they had VIP rooms. So obviously the prices have gone way up. I miss the…

Was out that way so i had to see if my buddy Gina was in the house. Yeah, she was! We talked for a bit and the went to the backroom, nice…

If you like unpretentious clubs with high mileage, moderately attractive dancers, and a staff that doesn't excessively get in your face, this is your club. BASIC ORIENTATION; Club has the hole in the…

Had a couple of hours to kill last Thursday, so hit the club about 10PM. Good selection of dancers, ranging from young girl-next-door types, to multiple piercings, to a couple MILFs.…

I visited the club late on Saturday night. While expensive, the TL is always a guaranteed sure thing. After paying the typical over priced cover, I took a seat at the dance…

Went with some friends on a Tuesday night. 15 to get in and regular lap dances are 25. Waitresses push the drink sale for the girls a bit much. Mileage was through…

I was on business in the east LA Co. area when I stumbled upon Tropical Lei on the interweb, so I thought I'd go check things out. Got to the club…

wow, what a visit! I had never been to this club before but had read about it here on TUSCL...upon entering, you are wanded and asked to leave your cell phone in…

You can't beat the mileage... A couple of questions... 1. There was a famous Physisist, named Richard Feynman, who used to solve problems while sitting in a club. Does anyone know if…

Boy this place is tiny. There are high chairs lining the walls for topless dances. The only problem is they are so high that no man's feet can touch the…

I visited the club on Tuesday about 2:00 pm and found 5 dancers and 6 customers. The dancers were about 4 or 5 except one that was about 8. I tried to…

Have been going to TL for over 10 years, through several owners. Usually go on Sundays or Mondays. Favorite girls have been Jenny, Jane (Weekdays), Janice and Ivy. Many…

HEY BOYS ITS PARIS, IM A TL dancer, tall petite platinum blonde, 19 years old, tons of fun, i work monday wendsday friday and sunday day shifts, stop in and play with…

Stopped by because I was in the area, it has been a long time since i was here. Lots of the girls were agressive but not pushy. Finally Madeline came by and…

Was in Ontario for business and read the other reviews here and decided to give this place a shot. Boy I was glad I did! Remember to leave your cell phone in…

came in on a weekday afternoon, had to pay a cover charge, but was pleasantly suprised. there were about 8 dancers, with a wide variety in body build/cuteness. the laps were $20,…

I arrived at around 2:30 and was out by 3:45. I was there 74 minutes more than I would have liked. There were eight girls total at the time that I arrived…

In the midst of bust discussions over at HT, I decided to make my way to the Tropical Lei this fine Friday afternoon. I won't lie, I really don't want to involve…

Driving to the TL for the first time since July 07, my sole purpose was to locate Sassy for the first time since my last trip there. Arrived at around 12:15 in the…

This is a fun club. Only a couple of complaints. First the drinks for the girls scam is a little much. They aren't that expensive but when the VIP…

Went to tropical lei last friday and I had a pretty good time. Some of the girls there were above average and rest were average looking. Most of them were…

On a recent trip to California, I was able to make a stop at Tropical Lei in Upland. This place was off the hook. I paid the $20.00 cover charge…

When will i learn not to bother with any strip clubs in the afternoon. I stopped by the TL on the way home from a business trip with a couple of…

Stopped in the a few weeks ago on a tuesday and just as I walked in i saw Micha or Mika, She is my type of girl, sexy accent, curves for days…

It has been just about a year since my last visit to the TL during a dayshift. The last time I was there was around July 12, 2006 so stopping by here…

Stopped in at the Lei the other day after a couple years away. Soon as I walked in, I saw that the book store was gone. I then got wanded…

As so many have said before, the place is a dump but it offers a lot of entertainment. The cover at the door is $15 and you are nailed for a $5…

Last week I was down in the Riverside area for family business and had an hour to kill. I decided to check out the TL because of the great time I…

Went there around lunch time, it always takes some time to adjust to how dark the place is. So stood around a couple minutes before finding a seat. I…

I visited Tropical Lei in late February while on a trip to Los Angeles. Based on the mostly great reviews, I had to give it a try. Considering my preferences…

After a busted trip to Barely Legal in Pomona, my friends and I decided to make the short drive to Upland and visit the Tropical Lei. I was generally excited to go…

went to TL last month met some beatiful girls, nadia, brunette with a nice booty and a natural big rack, gave excellent lap dance , elijah petite hispanic gal with enhanced bolts…

I made the drive out during the day to see one of my ATF's, Skye. She used to work at HT, but she is her now. She is the B O…

I came here as a first timer...the building itself was decsent, clean, the men's room was understandibly kept the girls all nice i'd say about half were attractive, well attractive enough to…

Seems like this club has gone down the drain. Bad service, pushy waitress, mean bouncer, 25 dollar laps sucks because its 20 at most clubs, the club is old and smells. There…

December 30, Saturday night, and I was locked into going to TL. I usually avoid weekend nights, and it's for two reasons: 1) there's just too much competition from the losers who…

Went in on a Saturday at around 1AM ish, once I entered they started to say they were closing shortly. Needless to say was kind of upset, but.... Believe it…

Club layout was OK. Stage is in the front and there are seats around and benches along the walls. The lighting was too low for me. There was a push for ladies…

before i moved to northern california, this used to be the hottest club in the la area. boy have there been changes in the years since i left! first of all, although…

I entered the place at around 1:00 this day to find the place desolate. By me walking in, I literally doubled the number of patrons in the club. You guys do the math.…

Was there early in the evening on a Sunday. Was visiting from out of state, and could not forget the experience of Lolita when I was last there. She is so…

I went there on a friday night in late July. The club was so packed with men that I had to wait 15 minutes with some guys outside to get let…

"You can get your kicks on Route 66" Foothill Blvd. is actually the old Route 66, which kind of makes this place historic. The previous reviews do a good job of describing…

This club has set the standard for nastiness and deservedly so. There is always some kind of action to be found here. The club is located in the boonies but worth the…

I happened to find myself in this area due to a business trip. I have years of experience with Florida clubs but this took my club experience to a whole new…

Finally did a day trip after some time and glad that I did. I have always liked the more laid-back atmosphere at this small club during the day. It reflects with the…

went into the club in the afternoon in the middle of the week. There was an average number of customers and girls. After sitting around a while a met a pretty tanned…

Went on a Tuesday evening. Maybe 10 guys in the club and probably about 10 girls working. Dancers do two songs on stage and most of the girls looked like…

Dropped into the club at around 10:30pm on a Saturday night. When I pulled into the parking lot, I was surprised to see ample parking spaces available. I was thinking that I…

Went in on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago, ready for a VIP and hoping to see Alana. A few years ago, she was my all time favorite. Anyway, the place…

Went in on a thursday night, saw alot of new faces, but luckily some of the regulars where in the house. Saw Gina, early 30's not the hardest body, but i…

Went there for the first time on May 10, a Wednesday around noon. There were about 8 girls with bodies and looks ranging from 6 to 9. Friendly atmosphere and…

Wow- this place is not that well taken care of and the girls are not that hot. I went on a Monday night and there were about 6 girls dancing.…

Stopped by at around 2:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday to find the club completely dead. Maybe 4 guys present (including myself) and 5 dancers strewn about on the floor. I…

Came by on a saturday and as soon as I get in the door I see Alana. I have always wanted to dance with her so I could see what the…

Made a second journey about 3 weeks ago. Once again -- this club is where it's at!! More women than last time, but a larger male tournout as well.…

Upon coming up empty at the Hawai'i Theatre (Tropical Lei's sister club), I decided to make the 20-mile drive to this club since I already knew how the cash in my wallet…

I did stop by here on a Thursday, I learned quickly that you are not allowed to stan in the club. This place is starnge in the sense that all the…

Kind of an odd time of day for me to stop by the club, but arrived at around 3:00 since I was in the area. Really slow when I walked in. Maybe…

Arrived at around 1:00pm on a Wednesday afternoon with hope that I would see Sassy or a friendly face. The place was dead. George Romero could have filmed one of his zombie…

This is probably the best club i've ever been to. The ladies are all terrific and while they will frequently ask for dances, they aren't pushy. Sit at the rail for an…

Went here for the first time yesterday afternoon. Just as others have written, it was tough to adjust to the darkness inside when coming in from daylight. In short, this…

Decided to make the drive to Upland after the Angel game in Anaheim. I knew it was gonna be a long drive after 10:00 at night, but I figure it was worth…

First off the parking isn't so great at this club. Inside it kinda looks old and run down. The seating isn't very comfortable. The quality of the girls vary alot, ranging from…

The club is very dark inside, particularly if entering from daylight. The attractive girls give excellent couch dances with lots of physical contact. You see by Braille. Permit the…

Was in the club the other night and had some fun with a hot latina, Jade, she was cool, not the usual wanna dance thing, we sat and talked a bit.…

Went about a month ago, on a Tuesday. Slow service. Only a couple PL's at the rail. A gorgeous little blond named April sat in my lap and tried to talk…

Always a great place to relieve some tension from work and daily grind. Received a couple dances from Lei, believe she is Asian and latin and has been working there for…

Arrived to the club on Sunday, 6/12 in the afternoon. There were about 5 customers there, pretty slow. There were 8 dancers and here are the names. Cindy, Nadia, Joe,…

this is one of those clubs where you can get as much as you want to pay for.....the girls are average but if you want to go where the "action" is this…

Very disappointed. There on a Friday afternoon. A bunch of girls and about 12 guys. Well for starters, they only do 2 dance sets, and then take one off…

I have been a regular at this club for well over 12 years now so needless to say, I am partial to it. With all of the dancers that have come and…

Gents -- this is where it is at!!! I was stuck in Riverside for two nights and ventured out the Lei. And, hey, what a name. Place was relatively light on the girls…

Visited earlier this year and noted a lot of changes since the last time I was there. They added private rooms. Wow! A young lady talked me into going…

It's not the best looking club int he world...but it's a lap dance haven. Had several VIP's in the back rooms (which used to be the bookstore) and worth every penny.…

Had a great time on friday night, there are some hot ladies here, Paradise started the evening with some UHM and i need to rest for about an hour but I did…

My last visit was on 2-16-05. I went to visit a dancer friend that just started dancing here from another club. This club is small and dark, it gets full very…

Being my first visit to a club of this nature, I was pleasantly surprised. I had heard rumors, but you never know when people exaggerate. I can tell you, though, this club…