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review
12 years ago
This as a bland average club,...
This as a bland average club, nothing particularly exceptional about the place. I stopped by around 10 and there was a decent crowd for a small club but most of the dancers were talking...
rudd035
Ohio
review
12 years ago
Went in about 5:00, ordered my...
Went in about 5:00, ordered my coke from an attractive bartender who was half friendly, looked around and didn't see even one dancer. Sat at a table and after about 10 minutes got visited...
ohioman
review
13 years ago
The place wasn't as clean as...
The place wasn't as clean as it could be, but it wasn't as filthy as other clubs in the area. There was a shot girl walking around that gave like a one minute table...
19kilo
review
13 years ago
This place is disgusting at best....
This place is disgusting at best. For one three club is completely filthy, I dropped my coat &a dancer even made a comment on "god knows what could be on the floor". There were...
Ashlip
review
14 years ago
At the time of my 18th...
At the time of my 18th birthday, this was the only 18+ club in Cleveland. Because of this, the Crazy Horse was the only club I visited for nearly two years. It...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
well i'll never say never but...
well i'll never say never but after my last visit to the horse it's possible that i will never return. years ago this was my favorite club and as recently as last year it...
troop
review
14 years ago
I went here twice as a...
I went here twice as a customer. There werent many people both times i was there, which I dont understand because the atmosphere was decent although it is a very small club. ...
angel22
Florida
review
14 years ago
not even sure why i'm reviewing...
not even sure why i'm reviewing this club again except maybe to express how disapointed i was earlier tonight. stopped back monday evening.. 5 dancers, 1 fat, i've never seen a heavier girl there, and...
troop
review
14 years ago
no reviews on the horse since...
no reviews on the horse since my last review? ok stopped in last night, the place was busy, i prefer it when it's a little slower. a server met me at the door and i told her...
troop
review
15 years ago
wow, no reviews in over a...
wow, no reviews in over a year?! i've been wanting to review this club for awhile and never got around to it until now. i remember the way this club used to be when they were...
troop
review
16 years ago
Was the first club i went...
Was the first club i went to after my 18th birthday several years ago. thought is was great, but didn't have anything to compare it to. after going to several other clubs...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
Stopped in here last night for...
Stopped in here last night for the first time. Not a bad looking club despite being located in a not so great area. The girls were decently attractive - 1 very hot...
ClubMaster24
New Mexico
review
16 years ago
This is my first visit to...
This is my first visit to a northern Ohio club. I was not terribly impressed. When w got there (just after 2 pm) the club had just opened and the only people...
rob0411
North Carolina
review
17 years ago
Hadn't been there in a while....
Hadn't been there in a while. The dance area is now the VIP section where dances are $25. They're still $10 at the table. I went VIP with a skinny blonde...
NCUnderFire
review
18 years ago
I arrived at this club at...
I arrived at this club at 7:25PM, Thursday, August 24, 2006. No cover was assessed as I entered the club. I went to the bar and ordered a $5 Red Bull which...
ThisOldManPlayed1
review
19 years ago
This club screams AVERAGE, which for...
This club screams AVERAGE, which for the Cleveland area (compared to other parts of the country) is sub-par. The club itself is rather small (it looks bigger from the outside) with a small main...
jtmad
review
20 years ago
This club is very cleaned and...
This club is very cleaned and well maintained.There are 10-12 girls and few are really so good.The cover charge is $5.It is overcrowded and dances are air only... no contacts...The drinks are...
deisollu
review
20 years ago
This place is OK, not anything...
This place is OK, not anything great. Girls quality ranges from 5 to 7. Had a special going where $20 got you two table dances and a golf towel. Dances were...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
21 years ago
ahhh, the first strip club i...
ahhh, the first strip club i ever visited, and other than the sundowner in niagara still the best, but those days are just a distant memory....if this was 1999, the score would be double,...
lumbergh55