well i'll never say never but...

well i'll never say never but after my last visit to the horse it's possible that i will never return. years ago this was my favorite club and as recently as last year it was still among my favorites but things have changed. i stopped in on a week night, 6 or 7 dancers working. i bought a beer at the bar and after awhile i went and sat at a table.

in most of my previous reviews i have given the robs and stupid lying strippers a pass as i have refused to name them. i don't see any benefit in protecting them anymore and i think it's time to start exposing their tactics. i had a couple hundred dollars in my pocket this night and i was looking to splurge a little bit and buy lots of dances with the right girl. i was approached by a chubby dancer with dyed short black hair in a pageboy/prince valiant type style. i'm pretty sure that she said her name was lexi. not really my type, she carried too much flabby weight around her waist, but she had a bubbly personality and was very persistant and promised a good dance with 2way contact so i decided to give her a try. within a minute of the start of the dance she backed off on her promise and i almost stopped the dance right there but decided to let her finish the song, paid her 10 dollars and told her we were done. lexi, you're stupid! you got me for 10 dollars and probably think you won but if your stupid fat ass would have kept your word you could have made much more!

awhile later i was approached by michelle, nice body, kinda cute, but funny looking teeth. we talked for awhile, got along fine, and i was really thinking that i would buy some dances from her because i did like her body. she excused herself after a few minutes and said she would be back. off she went to the dressing room and when she came out a few minutes later she went and sat with a couple drunk dumb looking young guys. another stupid move! i sat around and watched, those guys were more interested in talking between themselves and getting drunk than they were in michelle. they weren't buying any dances. once again she could have been making some money but she was too stupid to figure things out.

by now i wasn't real happy with this visit but i decided that i would stay awhile longer and have another beer. the waitress/server seemed to be lost, just roaming the club aimlessly and even when she was about 15 feet away i still couldn't get her attention to order another beer so after awhile i went to the bar and got it myself.

i was approached by another dancer that didn't interest me so i told her i was getting ready to leave and watched as michelle sat there like a seat cover not making any money.