Crazy Horse Reviews

I went to this club after it had been remodeled. They also had a club down the street called the Platinum Horse. That club closed and all of the dancers were consolidated into this redesigned club. They are super hot and super nice. The bartenders there...

I stopped by about 5 PM on a Tuesday. The club is very close to the Cleveland airport, set back pretty far from Brookpark Rd, with a big parking lot. I went inside and ordered a beer. Was about 8 dancers and 15 guys. The lighting...

I have to question the previous review and wonder what the reviewer's motive is as this club has been closed for about a month now as Cleveland Tom mentioned 2 reviews back. Also there was no back room for privates, the VIP was actually up against a wall in...

The Crazy Horse is apparently the first casualty in the Brookpark Police's emphasis on taming all of the Brookpark Road Clubs as I drove by three times this week -- including Saturday night at 11 -- to find it closed, the sign unlit with a note to join them at...

It was opening day night so lots of tribe gear and uniforms. Pretty laid back. Had 3$ drink specials so I pounded down a couple of beers with another patron there. Lots of people so fairly busy. Girls were active and working the room. Did...

I'm proud to say that this is the first strip club I've ever visited! On my 18th birthday, my friend decided to take me here as it was one of the very few 18+ strip club in the Cleveland area, and he had connections with people that worked here.

I didn't...

Visited this club maybe a month back just to stop in and see how the dancers and dances were. Please was pretty dead early in evening, MAYBE 4 dancers? Couple of 5's and maybe 6-7's. Bartender was nice, big tits, tight body... little older looking but one...

I had not been in here in quite some time. I will say that the girls have gotten super hot! Cheyanne is without a doubt the most amazing dancer that they have. She is friendly, beautiful, and has a pair of breasts that I just want to...

Stopped by a Tuesday afternoon to check out if there was any new talent. I found about 8 customers and about the same amount of dancers. There is a bar in the back and tables around the other floor.

Got my beer which took awhile since the bartender is the...

Stopped by after work arrived about 6pm. Wasn't expecting much for a Tues., but when I arrived found most of the day shift pretty high. Sat at he the bar next to 2 dancers kissing and feeling each other. One of them a busty brunette turn to me a said...

So I got bored at Secrets and decided to visit here. Came in around 8pm and cover was $5 and they were pushing some sort of special, but I passed.

Bar in the back, two stages and plenty of seating. A rather small crowd for a Thursday. I stayed...

I've been to Crazy Horse multiple times, but never on a Monday evening. $5 entrance fee and drinks are the standard price for Brookpark Road clubs. I walked in around 10pm and there were maybe 5 other customers and probably 6 dancers. A cute Asian spinner named...

Stopped by about 6pm after work. Parking lot crowded for the time of day. Walked right in no admission charge. Stage first thing you see, thick girl dancing. Walked to the bar in the back of the club. Three dancers at bar with customers. Ordered beer decent happy hour prices....

I decided to try this club just to do it, I wasn't expecting it to be great but it ended up being below average.

The dancers were below average, not great for eye candy. Floor dances were quoted at 20, and vip at 25 per song. the club looks kind...

This is my favorite Brookpark area club. There is no cover during the day but they do enforce a drink minimum. They have cheap bottle beer (I think $1.75) but the diet coke I ordered was $5. It was a stripper doubling as a waitress so I would...

Only a few girls during the day, club is very low energy. It was very dead when I walked in...bartenders are friendly. Mostly overweight girls during the day but to each their own. Dances were 20 in private and $10 table dances. They had...

Decided to take a trip to Crazy Horse due to being completely bored on a Sunday evening. Being a Sunday I did not expect too much. They had 3 dancers working. A cute but older brunette, an average looking blond and a very sexy black chick named Dominique. Dominique...

Well since this place is close to where I work I occasionally pop in and out for a beer and check the place out. On this particular visit there were a couple of high notes.

There were about 4 customers and about 6 dancers when I arrived at 7pm. Most...

There is no day cover charge. They have the $10 table dances or VIP dances. Not sure what the VIP price is but I was quoted $15, $20, and $25 per song for a VIP dance. There is not much privacy in the VIP anyways so I picked the table...

Well I drive past this club everyday from work. Lately there have been more and more cars in the parkling lot so I decided to stop in Last Friday around 3:30pm. There were about 6 dancers and about 8 - 10 customers. Cheap beer at $1.75 and a smokin...

I stopped here with a friend after work one night. It was Friday about 7ish. He had not had much experience at strip clubs but passed this one on his way to work everyday. So we went. I sat down and before I could order a...

I am not an expert at Strip clubs. I have only been to Christies in Canton. I have been there about 4 times and have enjoyed myself greatly. I was working with a friend of mine west side of Cleveland and we know somone that is a regular of...

Arrived around 9pm on a Tuesday. I did not pay a cover but I think most evenings there is a cover. This is a club that is designed for a younger crowd. The music is loud and there are a lot of lasers. The chairs are...

There was no day time cover charge but a drink minimum. You can get away with a $1.75 domestic during the day though so the drink pressure is not too bad. Diet coke was more expensive like $4 or $5. There is a small buffet during the day...

Stopped by the Horse, first time in months and was disappointed to find that Ken a manager I knew from previous visits was gone. Met a young redhead and got a couple of tableside dances and would have taken her for a spin in the vip, and had the cash...