Dead after work

Hadn't been to the Crazy Horse in years, but circumstances aligned and I went after work one day. Connected with a skinny dancer with tats, Fawna or some such name. Not the best looking girl there but she sat at my table and we had a nice conversation. Got a 2 for $30 private dance and about a minute into the first one her body odor told me this was a mistake. Not a stinky cooch, but just plain smelly arm pits. I held my breath for two songs and got the hell out of there. I saw a very attractive girl with long dark hair that would have been a better option, I believe. The other two dancers I saw did nothing for me. But when the club is dead, what can you expect? It will probably be a lot of years until I go back.