Crazy Horse Reviews

This as a bland average club, nothing particularly exceptional about the place. I stopped by around 10 and there was a decent crowd for a small club but most of the dancers were talking to other customers. A skinny black girl came over to my table after I watched a...

Went in about 5:00, ordered my coke from an attractive bartender who was half friendly, looked around and didn't see even one dancer. Sat at a table and after about 10 minutes got visited by a cute dancer, very young and blonde, but not my type. She asked if she...

The place wasn't as clean as it could be, but it wasn't as filthy as other clubs in the area. There was a shot girl walking around that gave like a one minute table dance and a shot to the face for $4.

There were a few good dancers, but...

This place is disgusting at best. For one three club is completely filthy, I dropped my coat &a dancer even made a comment on "god knows what could be on the floor". There were more butch lesbian patrons then men too. And I couldn't muster up enough courage to use...

At the time of my 18th birthday, this was the only 18+ club in Cleveland. Because of this, the Crazy Horse was the only club I visited for nearly two years. It was great as far as I knew. After visiting a couple of out of town...

well i'll never say never but after my last visit to the horse it's possible that i will never return. years ago this was my favorite club and as recently as last year it was still among my favorites but things have changed. i stopped in on a week night,...

I went here twice as a customer. There werent many people both times i was there, which I dont understand because the atmosphere was decent although it is a very small club. Some dancers were decent looking, some were not that great. Its also by the airport...

not even sure why i'm reviewing this club again except maybe to express how disapointed i was earlier tonight.
stopped back monday evening.. 5 dancers, 1 fat, i've never seen a heavier girl there, and the other 4 were nothing to talk about. 3 other customers besides me, i bought 1...

no reviews on the horse since my last review?
ok
stopped in last night, the place was busy, i prefer it when it's a little slower.
a server met me at the door and i told her what i wanted to drink. she brought it to my table and even though she overcharged...

wow, no reviews in over a year?!

i've been wanting to review this club for awhile and never got around to it until now.
i remember the way this club used to be when they were full nude back in the mid 90's. some work buddies of mine and myself would stop...

Was the first club i went to after my 18th birthday several years ago. thought is was great, but didn't have anything to compare it to. after going to several other clubs (outside of ohio w/o the stupid new laws) i discovered what a true club atmosphere was...

Stopped in here last night for the first time. Not a bad looking club despite being located in a not so great area. The girls were decently attractive - 1 very hot girl and a few definite f-ables. I met one girl with a large rack and...

This is my first visit to a northern Ohio club. I was not terribly impressed. When w got there (just after 2 pm) the club had just opened and the only people there were the DJ/Manager and the bartender. The bartender (Jen) it turns out also does...

Hadn't been there in a while. The dance area is now the VIP section where dances are $25. They're still $10 at the table. I went VIP with a skinny blonde with HUGE fake tits who was tending bar at the time. The dance was just...

I arrived at this club at 7:25PM, Thursday, August 24, 2006. No cover was assessed as I entered the club. I went to the bar and ordered a $5 Red Bull which was fountain dispensed. I noticed 2 other customers and about 4 dancers, ranging from 8...

This club screams AVERAGE, which for the Cleveland area (compared to other parts of the country) is sub-par. The club itself is rather small (it looks bigger from the outside) with a small main stage right when you walk in, and a smaller second stage along the wall opposite the...

This place is OK, not anything great. Girls quality ranges from 5 to 7. Had a special going where $20 got you two table dances and a golf towel. Dances were basically air.
There is no private dance area that I saw. Part of the place is...

ahhh, the first strip club i ever visited, and other than the sundowner in niagara still the best, but those days are just a distant memory....if this was 1999, the score would be double, if not higher...used to be the best totally nude strip club in the city.....knockouts galore, lots...