Reviews

I was with a friend on a lunch break and we headed to Wise Guys for a quick visit about 1pm. When we drove up, the parking lot was open and we pulled in, but…

Came in with some buddies to Wise Guys. Parking lot has been improved. It is fenced and pretty safe considering the area you are in. We went in and paid our cover and ordered a…

It's been awhile since I have been here, maybe 3 years or more. They still haven't fix the back wall. No cover but sign says they are required to pay $3. I ordered a Coke…

This was my first visit to this club. Needed some relaxing time. Club is about 2 miles off the highway and on the main drag of Washington Park, IL. Supposedly a bad area of East…

I don't know what keeps bringing me back here. The place is a shithole it must be something. Oh yes it's because you can go to the back room and pretty much have…

Went on a Monday afternoon. The layout has been pretty well described but don't expect any kind of high end club here. Furniture and inside has not changed since they opened. Bar to the right…

After leaving Cheeks, I crossed the street to Wise Guys to see if the pickings were any better. I've had a pretty good time here twice before, so maybe once more. I came in, ordered…

This is an update of previous visits and will try to bring you up to speed on how things are at wise guys. I always go in the afternoon so I don't know…

Walked in about 5:10pm after a crap visit at Cheeks across the street. Walked up to the bar, ordered a beer, and paid the cover. Immediately a halfway decent blonde walks up to me and…

Once again stopped by WG hoping for the best. Washington Park is a sad little village in Illinois that has seen better days but the club is on a state highway so safety is…

Walked in and paid my cover charge. This place has been under renovation for years and never seems to be close to getting finished. There were 3 girls sitting at the corner of…

Dive club in Washington Park. Lots of girls on staff. I would say 10 girls were working. You walk in, pay a small cover and order a drink at the bar. Total cost $8. A…

I thought I had written this already but guess not. Stopped by on Super Bowl Sunday was there right at noon. I know normally not many dancers or patrons bit happened to be driving thru…

I went to Wise Guys on a Friday night around 21:00. There was a $7 cover charge. The cover is also honored across the street at Cheeks on Friday and Saturday nights. Both clubs are…

In the bad section of the suburbs lots of strips clubs in the area and that is about all there is Had been here once before and this time was a bit better About 5 girls…

Sunday noonish, threat of an ice storm in the area, so why not risk life and limb and visit Washington Park? Now you know my horndog state of mind. Decided to go for the gold…

After a disappointing trip to Cheeks, I drove across the street to Wise Guys hoping for an improvement and I was not to be disappointed! As soon as I walked in, I immediately spied…

Left Scarletts after no real appealing dancers - got hit up by Stormy, can't get 3 kids out of my head. Yeah, nice fits. I'm digressing already. Drove over to Wise Guys, two girls…

I've been in WiseGuys many times over the years, I actually had more fun across the street at Cheeks during that time period. On todays visit it looked like Cheeks was closed. The…

This review is of a visit Friday evening Sep 22 from about 8:45 to 10 pm. A main reason I stopped in the Washington Park area was to visit the Cahokia Mounds which are…

Was in from out of town and stopped in after a quick stop at another WP club. There were 4 cars in the parking lot so i didnt expect much. Walked it and…

I've never had a bad experience at WiseGuys. As always, you could catch a bad day, but I have always gotten my moneys worth. Arrived early afternoon (1:30ish) and 5 dancers in the club, a…

While in the St Louis area, we decided to check out the local talent. Found Wise Guy's reviewed to be a good value and better than some of the others. Arrived around 930 and found…

I visited Wise Guys after Blondie's on a Monday afternoon. It's a wide open bar with what seemed like to a of room between tables. I sat at the bar and got a…

I've reviewed this club already. It's one of the nicer clubs in a very bad area. Most of the dancers are cute, but there are one or two ugly girls as well. This time out,…