Must be very hit or miss

This was the first strip club I ever visited, 20 years ago, at least I think so. Had been at least 10-15 since I had been back. Not missed anything. I came in on a Thursday night about 9 PM. There were 5-6 dancers. One took the stage as I entered...absolutely the fattest, ugliest stripper I have ever seen anywhere. She flashed her ass a bit but that was the entirety of her dance. Another, younger and at least plain looking dancer joined her after that. Two men circled the stage, tipping singles, and basically blocked out anyone else. The other dancers remained motionless in their chairs at the bar or another table.

So, for a club that is reputed to be good for mileage, not a single girl approached me, and most I didn't want them to anyway. I took my money elsewhere.