Dreams Cabaret Reviews

It's been awhile since I have been here, maybe 3 years or more. They still haven't fix the back wall. No cover but sign says they are required to pay $3. I ordered a Coke for $5 and sat at the bar.

Gabby came right over. She's a white, 30...

This was my first visit to this club. Needed some relaxing time. Club is about 2 miles off the highway and on the main drag of Washington Park, IL. Supposedly a bad area of East St Louis. So far, I have not seen any “bad things” in that area. Perhaps...

I don't know what keeps bringing me back here. The place is a shithole it must be something. Oh yes it's because you can go to the back room and pretty much have your way. Anyway I always go on an afternoon and find the usual 5-6...

Went on a Monday afternoon. The layout has been pretty well described but don't expect any kind of high end club here. Furniture and inside has not changed since they opened. Bar to the right as you walk in. No cover daytime but Lexi the bartender wants you to buy...

After leaving Cheeks, I crossed the street to Wise Guys to see if the pickings were any better. I've had a pretty good time here twice before, so maybe once more.

I came in, ordered a bottle of water and paid the $3 cover. Checked out the board -...

This is an update of previous visits and will try to bring you up to speed on how things are at wise guys. I always go in the afternoon so I don't know anything about he night shift. I got there about 1pm. Went in and again...

Walked in about 5:10pm after a crap visit at Cheeks across the street. Walked up to the bar, ordered a beer, and paid the cover. Immediately a halfway decent blonde walks up to me and asks me to buy her a drink. How much is it?, I ask. ...

Once again stopped by WG hoping for the best. Washington Park is a sad little village in Illinois that has seen better days but the club is on a state highway so safety is never really an issue. Went inside and it seems like the inside is in...

Walked in and paid my cover charge. This place has been under renovation for years and never seems to be close to getting finished. There were 3 girls sitting at the corner of the bar and one sitting with a customer wit the last sitting at a table...

Dive club in Washington Park. Lots of girls on staff. I would say 10 girls were working.

You walk in, pay a small cover and order a drink at the bar. Total cost $8.

A pole is in the center of the room, but not every girl was dancing. Eventually...

I thought I had written this already but guess not. Stopped by on Super Bowl Sunday was there right at noon. I know normally not many dancers or patrons bit happened to be driving thru at this time.

Got in big setup, pretty open. Bar is to right, chairs and...

I went to Wise Guys on a Friday night around 21:00. There was a $7 cover charge. The cover is also honored across the street at Cheeks on Friday and Saturday nights. Both clubs are under the same ownership. A Sincweiser was $6. The club was dead. I was only...

In the bad section of the suburbs lots of strips clubs in the area and that is about all there is

Had been here once before and this time was a bit better

About 5 girls all but one white most were above average looking. All sitting at bar most on...

Sunday noonish, threat of an ice storm in the area, so why not risk life and limb and visit Washington Park?

Now you know my horndog state of mind.
Decided to go for the gold and bring pizza for the ladies. As I entered I was met by a dancer...

After a disappointing trip to Cheeks, I drove across the street to Wise Guys hoping for an improvement and I was not to be disappointed! As soon as I walked in, I immediately spied this girl who was just my type. Young, thin brunette with shoulder-length curly hair....

Left Scarletts after no real appealing dancers - got hit up by Stormy, can't get 3 kids out of my head. Yeah, nice fits. I'm digressing already.
Drove over to Wise Guys, two girls sitting outside, one sez hi, I go in and get the $9. Beer and cover...

I've been in WiseGuys many times over the years, I actually had more fun across the street at Cheeks during that time period. On todays visit it looked like Cheeks was closed. The interor of the club has been described in other reviews so I'm not going to,...

This review is of a visit Friday evening Sep 22 from about 8:45 to 10 pm. A main reason I stopped in the Washington Park area was to visit the Cahokia Mounds which are only a couple of miles away. These are the remains of an Indian civilization...

Was in from out of town and stopped in after a quick stop at another WP club. There were 4 cars in the parking lot so i didnt expect much. Walked it and it was VERY dark and the bartender almost had a look like "what the ****...

I've never had a bad experience at WiseGuys. As always, you could catch a bad day, but I have always gotten my moneys worth. Arrived early afternoon (1:30ish) and 5 dancers in the club, a couple others arrived after me. As I ordered my drink, I was approached by a...

While in the St Louis area, we decided to check out the local talent. Found Wise Guy's reviewed to be a good value and better than some of the others.
Arrived around 930 and found the place to be fairly typical of a local club. Very little in the way...

I visited Wise Guys after Blondie's on a Monday afternoon. It's a wide open bar with what seemed like to a of room between tables.

I sat at the bar and got a beer. A dancer named Scarlet with the school girl outfit, tiny skirt, tied blouse,...

I've reviewed this club already. It's one of the nicer clubs in a very bad area. Most of the dancers are cute, but there are one or two ugly girls as well.

This time out, a young and very attractive dancer named "C" grabbed me by the arm immediately while...

Going to wise guys involves traveling a mile or two off of the highway into East St. Louis. It is a terrible area, and I don't feel safe being that far into the shit.

The quality of girls is really hit or miss. They are almost always on the ghetto side,...

If you are anything other than an older Caucasian man you might as well leave this place alone period. There were 5 dancers in shift and they ranged from a 3-6 and one girl in the back that was. 7 that was getting legal advise. Yep I said...