- meh i'll stick to clubs in iowa
Came here and was met by a bouncer who took my id and asked for cover. the second i sat...
- Cubana dive bar
McCook, IL. Sunday night. Area seems alright to me, sort of an industrial area. Parking lot full but more parking...
- Bday Blast
Was a buddies birthday so wanted to bring him along. Prefer to usually go alone to these type of spots....
- Might be the spot for me, overall great.
Came here during the afternoon after realizing knockouts is not a strip club during the day. Decent amount of parking...
- Plenty of girls that don't want to give dances
Went in on a Monday night recently and walked away a little disappointed. I'm not sure what the attitude of...
- Some Things Stay the Same
Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see…
Small, divey neighborhood titty...
- McCook Classic
If All-stars isn't on your McCook bucket list, then you're doing it wrong. Everybody has to at least experience it...
- Last of its kind
For those of us that grew up on the lingerie clubs of Melrose & Stone Park, this is about the...
- Not worth the drive, but it is a dive
To start off, the place felt safe. The parking lot is easy to get in and out of. Security is...
- An ok place
Visited on Sunday afternoon. Easy to find parking right in front of the club. On busy times you may have...
- Maybe great. Maybe meh. What's your priority?
I was looking for something fun to do the other night and I didn't want to spend a ton. I...
- The All Star Standard
Stopped in around 5om on a Thursday. No cover but got wanded, patted down and they took a pic...
- A nice little lowkey spot
Went on Friday with a couple of friends we were just bar hopping in the area and decided to come...
- Not much out in nowheresville
Came in on a Saturday afternoon since I was in the area (around little else). Drinks were cheap and it’s...
- Surprisingly hot women
Was in the western burbs over the weekend and decided to stop in and see some skin. It's been a...
- Know before you go.
I was traveling to Chicago and I know there are a lot of clubs, but I usually try and avoid...
- It's My Guilty Pleasure
The Previous Reviewer from the Badger State laid out the descriptives for this (McCook burb of 350 residents) Dive Bar...
- All Stars?
I was on the road and thought I would check out the local scene so I headed over to Ocean...
- First time, and I'll be back
First time trying out this place, came on a Thursday evening around 7:15 and was there until 8:30 or so....
- kind of a bar, kind of a strip club
I checked out this club on Friday night for the first time ever. I had only stopped in during day...
- BODY WITH A RECEIPT
in my search of trying to find the best places without going south to 390 and atlantis i decided to...
- Supply and Demand in Time of the Pandemic
Been a bit since my last visit, so after being double-vaxxed, I thought I would stop in on Friday afternoon....
- Hidden Anytime Chicago Gem
Ok so have been before but not in a while. Always thought it was pretty much a shack but...
- Pretty good time
I decided to check this place out after a buddy of mine recommended it. I figured I might as...
- Best Time Here Yet...
This is comprehensive of 3 total visits here in the last week or so. Had a great time each visit....
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4 months agoby
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